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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The God-Emperor and Duncan Show!

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Viva la CHOAM

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I'm Gurney Halleck, and this is the Slow Blade.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm not a God-Emperor... I'm a monster!

I'm Idaho!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
The Assassination of Leto II by the Coward Duncan Idaho

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

u brexit ukip it posted:

The Assassination of Leto II by the Coward Duncan Idaho

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Ratatozsk posted:

This card cannot be tapped.

:sbahj:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Pimblor posted:

That's a drat shame. Harlan Ellison was a great speaker. Also, holy crap youtube is amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-mLVVJkH7I

My group of good friends all read Dune in high school and for nearly 20 years we've gone to the Oregon dunes annually to pay respects and drink sappho juice.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
What actually is 'sappho juice' code for in this case?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Murray Mantoinette posted:

What actually is 'sappho juice' code for in this case?

Who knows. Perhaps Robitussen?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Dune is among the literary classics that teach us drugs are cool and good.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Murray Mantoinette posted:

What actually is 'sappho juice' code for in this case?

Well-squoze lesbians

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

dreadmojo posted:

Well-squoze lesbians

I like the drugs (but they don't like me back)

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/DankDuneMemes/status/1059649576838275073

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Galewolf posted:

This thread made me watch the Lynch Dune again and now I feel nauseous and dizzy. Thanks alot, jerks. t :mad:

Shoulda stuck with the Smithee cut, bro.

:(

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Amazon and iTunes have the dune movie on sale for $4.99.

It ports to movies anywhere so you can have it on whatever platform you like (like youtube)

MarcusSA fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Nov 15, 2018

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

The reviews of the new novel by the New York Times Bestselling Author of the DUNE Series, featuring an African American protagonist are IN:

quote:

OK, I bought this without thinking. I saw the author's name Herbert and the claim on the Amazon page "From the New York Times Bestselling author of the DUNE series comes a spectacular science fiction novel". Uh, Frank Herbert died in 1986, so this was some amazing work by the publisher. In any case, BRIAN Herbert appears to be Frank's son. I started reading this book and just couldn't square the amateurish writing with my recollection of the DUNE series, which was pretty amazing. I finally looked again and saw that the blurb on Amazon was untrue. Oh well... only .99 and now wiser.

What is the basis for this glowing recommendation?





Yes, @duneauthor has created a masterpiece of interracial, age gap, amputee erotic fiction. Father would be proud.

Oh and there are exciting DUNE movie news!

https://twitter.com/DuneAuthor/status/1062965687134502912

Would you believe that!

Thank you, @duneauthor for the terrific update and your great new novel!

Anne Frank Funk fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Nov 15, 2018

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I loving hate @duneauthor

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Please change your name to Anne Frank Herbert

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Despite the fact that Billy "no-legs" McStumps was a paraplegic with no legs, he still made love to his hot girlfriend like all the time.

~fin~

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Billy cornered some children waiting for a space elevator on the medical level of the spaceship named Skyship.

"Hey kids, have I ever told you about the time I lost my legs in a secret gas formula explosion?"

The children scattered but Billy knew he had an ace in the hole. He had a maglev chair.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



HERE LIES
"no legs"

HE NEVER SCORED

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
She had a swanlike neck which was freakishly thin and she moved with the grace of a murmur. She had a manila envelope and when he opened it a punch of piss and poo poo fell out and she laughed at him for sucking.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

HERE LIES
@duneauthor

HE NEVER SCORED

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



:golfclap:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Billy "cured every cancer with or without a tanning bed" Jeeling died in his sleep knowing he was awesome the end

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

the pain in my legs
moist white lady lips fix implant
gas formula is from ix

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
I steal my dad's work
Replace everyone with clones
Cybertrex 9K

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Timothee Chalamet was on Colbert the other night and the interview closed on his being cast as Paul. Colbert asked "what is fear?" and Chalamet didn't answer; he was either too nervous or hasn't yet read the source material. Not a good sign, but I still think he'll be fine for the role.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Mister Speaker posted:

Timothee Chalamet was on Colbert the other night and the interview closed on his being cast as Paul. Colbert asked "what is fear?" and Chalamet didn't answer; he was either too nervous or hasn't yet read the source material. Not a good sign, but I still think he'll be fine for the role.

He's on record as having read it.

adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009
Didn't realize this but David Lynch actually made a sequel to dune called blue velvet that is a bit more of a departure from the source material but is almost as entertaining as his first dune movie

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









adebisi lives posted:

Didn't realize this but David Lynch actually made a sequel to dune called blue velvet that is a bit more of a departure from the source material but is almost as entertaining as his first dune movie

He who controls the nitrous

Controls the

Controls the ha
Hahaha controls the hahaHAHA

CONTROLS THE HAJAHAHAGAHAGSGAGSGS

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

He's on record as having read it.

Well then I guess he's on record as either not retaining material or being a liar.

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



adebisi lives posted:

Didn't realize this but David Lynch actually made a sequel to dune called blue velvet that is a bit more of a departure from the source material but is almost as entertaining as his first dune movie

Sapho juice?! gently caress that poo poo!

WATER. OF. LIFE!!!

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Zartosht posted:

Sapho juice?! gently caress that poo poo!

WATER. OF. LIFE!!!

Hello Usul!

Shut up! It's Muad'Dib you shithead. Where's my spice coffee?!

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Mister Speaker posted:

Timothee Chalamet was on Colbert the other night and the interview closed on his being cast as Paul. Colbert asked "what is fear?" and Chalamet didn't answer; he was either too nervous or hasn't yet read the source material. Not a good sign, but I still think he'll be fine for the role.
hosed up that he didn't take his water for the tribe, IMO.

Cheap Trick
Jan 4, 2007

Defiance Industries posted:

Well then I guess he's on record as either not retaining material or being a liar.

Maybe he was too scared to answer because he thought Colbert was gonna bust out the gom jabbar.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Cheap Trick posted:

Maybe he was too scared to answer because he thought Colbert was gonna bust out the gom jabbar.

Some of our most talented people are method actors.

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