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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Saoshyant posted:

Wait, that's not what's going on there? Then what the hell is going on there??
JJJ: "If you hit me, your hand will turn white!"
Robbie: "I always forget that you're white."

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
How did Jonah see that playing out, exactly

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Otherkinsey Scale posted:

How did Jonah see that playing out, exactly

Yeah that was a garbage idea from the get-go

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


You're talking about the guy who thought injecting a bunch of scorpion DNA into a shifty private eye was a swell idea.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The origin story of Garbage-Man

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
This whole arc is gonna be Luke Cage having to deal with the two most hilariously dumb characters ever.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
luke comes off even better than usual after an arc featuring netflix iron fist.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This new arc is already off to an incredible start :allears:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
...and now it's over. Tomorrow: Sabertooth

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Welp, that's the end of that cameo! JJJ has no *proof* of Spidey being a criminal. He never does.
:lol::lol::lol:
I love this comic.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Can't believe Jonah got canned.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
He's a has-bin.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Jonah's going to offer one last, desperate, emotional appeal by bringing out a chronically ill child who loves Luke Cage. But he'll just convince the kid to leave JJJ's scheming behind.

"Check out, my sick L.C. fan."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

How did Jonah see that playing out, exactly

Then same way any white man with a Hitler mustache challenging a large black man to rationally debate him sees it going.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

YouĂ¢Â€Â™re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Luke cage is just here for his money honey

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
He looks like he’s doing a backflip more than I assume sticking to the ceiling with one foot

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Well superhuman agility and dexterity are part of his powerset.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"Cage will regret manhandling me" oh for christ sake

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

... I figured that posted panel was an edit.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Based on the perspective I'm pretty sure Male Pattern Baldness-Man looking through the doorway is also wallcrawling.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lobok posted:

Based on the perspective I'm pretty sure Male Pattern Baldness-Man looking through the doorway is also wallcrawling.

Oh, so it's a Spider-verse crossover, then?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Or at the very least Newspaper Spider-Island.

Everyone in Manhattan granted Newspaper Spider-Man's amazing impressive respectable questionable pitiful "abilities".

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
In today's Spider Man, J. Jonah Jamison tries to get his rear end out of a trash can. Meanwhile, Peter Parker expects to have sex.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Epicurius posted:

In today's Spider Man, J. Jonah Jamison tries to get his rear end out of a trash can. Meanwhile, Peter Parker expects to have sex.

After burning down his the theater where his wife was making her big career move.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Nothing gets NSM in the mood like crushing people's dreams, and that theater was a big one for MJ. :pervert:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
And Racoons.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
JJ going to show the huge super strong man with bulletproof skin who's boss.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The only reason Jameson is still stuck to the basket is because it's clearly made of webbing.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So is Peter setting up the party balloons because he destroyed his wife's career or because he thinks she's going to bone him the second she gets home?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Yes

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




joehonkie posted:

After burning down his the theater where his wife was making her big career move.

He can no longer tell there's difference between having sex and being yelled at.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he thinks that burning down mj's workplace is cause for celebration, since now they can spend more time together!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alhazred posted:

He can no longer tell there's difference between having sex and being yelled at.

Hey, some places you gotta pay good money to get yelled at!

Jonah could turn the Bugle's finances around in a second if he'd just cash in.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Alhazred posted:

He can no longer tell there's difference between having sex and being yelled at.

When Jonah was yelling “BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN” what he meant was “I love you.”

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Is it getting kind of hot in here all of a sudden or is it just me?

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