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Kelly prefers DC to Marvel and Star Trek to Star Wars because he has horrible taste.
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Lurdiak posted:Kelly prefers DC to Marvel and Star Trek to Star Wars because he has horrible taste. Whoa hey there, let's not say things we can't take back.
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Nov 15, 2018 17:25
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oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk
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Nov 15, 2018 17:58
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I thought the joke was Kelly exaggerating minor things like his taste in pop culture to Major Political Issues with only One True America-Loving Patriotic American answer.
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Nov 15, 2018 18:32
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I think the confusion over what the joke might be indicates that the joke sucks. Can we move on to less terrible comics now?
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Nov 15, 2018 18:52
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Evil Mastermind posted:If I had to guess, it started with people not realizing that Rorcharch isn't someone you're suppose to admire and kinda branching out from there. They announce them coming into the ring. They're the "Skrull Kill Krew" Edit: "I got replaced by a Skrull and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
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Nov 15, 2018 19:48
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Suleman posted:Oh no, racist pro wrestling gimmicks in 2018. you can't fool me, that's Inez Temple
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Nov 15, 2018 21:59
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Suleman posted:Oh no, racist pro wrestling gimmicks in 2018. I'm making sure I take a "Do good wrestling" sign to all future events
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Nov 15, 2018 22:19
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"3-D Drop" is redundant, come on. And it doesn't look like that at all!
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Nov 15, 2018 22:29
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Nov 15, 2018 22:35
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Dead in a month, or superpowers? Could be either.
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Nov 15, 2018 23:05
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Suleman posted:Oh no, racist pro wrestling gimmicks in 2018. Those aren't Skrulls, but I'm pretty sure they are a couple of dirty tax cheats.
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Nov 15, 2018 23:12
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Unkempt posted:Dead in a month, or superpowers? Could be either. 10:1 on "both."
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Nov 15, 2018 23:18
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Gavok posted:Those aren't Skrulls, but I'm pretty sure they are a couple of dirty tax cheats. 
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Nov 15, 2018 23:44
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gently caress, that's only rational.
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Nov 15, 2018 23:51
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Keeshhound posted:I know that you're right about how some people misinterpreted that scene, but I do feel compelled to point out (in case anyone comes across it in the wild, I guess) that the whole point of that scene is that A. The Joker wants him to lose his cool and start pummeling him, even going so far as to start laughing at him and saying "You have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength!" and B. gives them bad information anyway, switching the locations because he thinks it's funny. The Dark Night is right wing because Batman sets up a massive surveillance system and justifies it with, "This is an emergency and I'm only going to do it this one time."
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Nov 16, 2018 02:08
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Patrick Spens posted:The Dark Night is right wing because Batman sets up a massive surveillance system and justifies it with, "This is an emergency and I'm only going to do it this one time." The difference (and the main reason the movie is a complete fantasy) is he was telling the truth.
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Nov 16, 2018 02:11
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Skwirl posted:The difference (and the main reason the movie is a complete fantasy) is he was telling the truth. Comic book heroes being a fascist fantasy isn't a good thing
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Nov 16, 2018 02:18
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I really appreciate when a villain is able to recognize “yep, completely overmatched here, I’m through” without a second thought.
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Nov 16, 2018 02:19
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Thaddius the Large posted:I really appreciate when a villain is able to recognize “yep, completely overmatched here, I’m through” without a second thought. When he's not dealing with Daredevil Bullseye is one of the more professional of the "freak assassin in a weird outfit" set.
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Nov 16, 2018 02:20
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Skwirl posted:When he's not dealing with Daredevil Bullseye is one of the more professional of the "freak assassin in a weird outfit" set. So, basically the opposite of Mr. Shocker?
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Nov 16, 2018 02:23
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Lurdiak posted:Kelly prefers DC to Marvel and Star Trek to Star Wars because he has horrible taste. I assume Star Trek is part of the parody, because Star Trek is a left-wing highly progressive show that literally shows a communist utopia, but for some reason there's this set of conservative fans who willfully pretend that's not the case.
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Nov 16, 2018 02:28
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I think the real reason is just that it's older instead of new Jack star wars (Hollywood call me for the idea I just gave you)
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Nov 16, 2018 06:49
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Suleman posted:Oh no, racist pro wrestling gimmicks in 2018. go. hunt. kill skruls. MEANWHILE  I love comic books so much.
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Nov 16, 2018 07:22
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I love the wasp so much. Do you think it’s age appropriate for a 7!year old girl?
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I'm gonna go ahead and say yes since it's a kids book E: maybe i shouldn't be so flippant, yeah wasp is super cute and fun and a little gay and it's an all ages title that's note or less explicitly targeted at the 6-14yo girl demo so i wouldn't worry about it. Just be sure to get the first two?? trades that came about before the relaunch as well site fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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Nov 16, 2018 08:02
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site posted:I'm gonna go ahead and say yes since it's a kids book Oh I was planning too get her trade one to start. Just things like trained assassian, mentioning hank pym past and the head bomb. Yeah since it’s targeting that age she will have a wasp Christmas
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Nov 16, 2018 08:40
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Thaddius the Large posted:I really appreciate when a villain is able to recognize “yep, completely overmatched here, I’m through” without a second thought. Don't mess with the Hulk. 
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Nov 16, 2018 09:04
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Thaddius the Large posted:I really appreciate when a villain is able to recognize “yep, completely overmatched here, I’m through” without a second thought. Bullseye and Taskmaster and dudes who are all "I'm just in this for the money, no need for grandstanding ideals if they land you in traction" are Great.
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Nov 16, 2018 09:48
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Say Nothing posted:Don't mess with the Hulk. Bad Touch Hulk is not the hero we need.
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Nov 16, 2018 13:50
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It's why I've always loved the Shocker when he's written well. He's just in it for the money, he has one of the best victory/defeat records out of any Spider-Man villain and he's generally an alright dude outside of the whole super-villain thing.
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Nov 16, 2018 21:10
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TGG posted:It's why I've always loved the Shocker when he's written well. He's just in it for the money, he has one of the best victory/defeat records out of any Spider-Man villain and he's generally an alright dude outside of the whole super-villain thing. I like the bit from New Thunderbolts where he convinces Speed Demon (who's ostensibly trying to go straight) to help him knock over an armoured car. They get the money, Speed Demon gets his cut and leaves, then the police arrive and Shocker realises he's been set up, then he realises that Speed Demon ran back in when he wasn't looking, stole the rest of the money and his gauntlets... which Shocker then realises means there was no way they could prove he'd done the robbery and he'll probably get off with time served. His response is basically, "Okay, I'll give you that one, you oval office."
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Nov 16, 2018 23:32
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Say Nothing posted:Don't mess with the Hulk. Greg Land is a criminal
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How to make Gambit relevant again 
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Nov 17, 2018 06:48
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Say Nothing posted:How to make Gambit relevant again This will lead to a beans diet where, "It not you, it Gambit," has a whole new meaning.
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Nov 17, 2018 06:59
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Gavok posted:This will lead to a beans diet where, "It not you, it Gambit," has a whole new meaning.
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Nov 17, 2018 07:39
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Darthemed posted:Mind-read by Prof. X or Jean, with a report that "He's thinking about those beans." 
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Say Nothing posted:How to make Gambit relevant again I like the idea of the explosiveness of Gambit's projectiles depending on whichever object he is throwing. In fact, they should retcon his powers, that poo poo with charging stuff with kinetic energy or whatever never made much sense. Make it so that Gambit unleashes each object's individual explosive potential, or opens its connection to explodimension.
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Grendels Dad posted:I like the idea of the explosiveness of Gambit's projectiles depending on whichever object he is throwing. In fact, they should retcon his powers, that poo poo with charging stuff with kinetic energy or whatever never made much sense. Make it so that Gambit unleashes each object's individual explosive potential, or opens its connection to explodimension. Huh. For some reason I thought Gambit's power was simply to convert matter into energy, not charge stuff up.
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