Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
More like Melt Patricia.

Melt. Down. Patricia.

Melt Nice Patricdown.

More like Fat Rapist Badcoach.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



SKULL.GIF posted:

In regards to practice, just a couple of comments I just want to make on this topic to provide some maybe insight and let’s call it closure to this continual conversation that we have here as far as our training. First, we’ll always practice and train in a manner that looks out for our players’ ability to prepare each week for our opponent while also taking care of, including all parameters to the overall health and safety of our team. Indoor walkthroughs, which we had this week, which we’ve also had in the past, are always beneficial to our team. It’s beneficial to our players. It’s a great teaching and learning environment. It’s an opportunity for us to pull off them physically the demands of practice and the overall hustle and pursuit of what we have to do during the course of a practice and our movements. It also gives a little bit of extra rest to most of the players out there on the turf but also allows some of the players that might not be able to practice out there in the normal practice environment to go out and get reps and get communication and get prepared for the game.

The downside of practicing indoors on the turf is the wear and effect that it has on the bigger-bodied players on our team. Standing on turf or running on turf often times, for extended periods of time, affects joints. It affects swelling and really causes the body in the different members of our team to have pain or joint swelling that then will cause them further delay in preparing for playing in the game.

Practicing outside has multiple benefits. Provides different elements for us to prepare in, work through in the grand overall preparation of our team. Yesterday was a good opportunity for us to go outside. We were able to practice and work on our fundamentals from a standpoint that we wanted to practice in pads. Practicing in pads on turf is a little bit of an extra risk in my mind, in some of those situations where feet or footwork might be stuck in the turf in different situations whereas the grass or the natural ground has a little bit more give. In those situations it was safer for us to go outside in pads and practice in an opportunity where we could work on our fundamentals in what I thought would be a safer manner, which is true.

Going outside yesterday allowed us to also have the opportunity to focus on our fundamentals, which we needed to do, and take care and make sure we are technically sound in some of our footwork. Practicing in some of those conditions, whether it’s mud, snow, loose grass, whatever the case may be, focuses most of the skill players have to keep their feet underneath them to be able to break the low center of gravity and play technically sound, which is always good from a fundamental standpoint. So a good opportunity to get that done. The temperature yesterday was not a factor. It was not cold outside and there was not a heavy wind. So it was an easy day for us to go outside and get some good work done.

Working through conditions that are not ideal, as a football team, is also another benefit for us to take live learning environments and turn them into actual teaching moments outside also. It allows us to focus on the details, again, like I said, of our technique but also the awareness of our surroundings, which we’ll have to play through and fight through at some point, in particular through the course of the year. When the elements pop up it’s a great learning lesson for us. We’re going to take the opportunity to make sure that we fight through it and again. Remember, that we’re always playing the team or the opponent, not the elements.

In many cases we change and alter practice and locations based on what we feel is best for the team in that particular moment. Some of those decisions are made at the very last minute, based on how the weather or how the field or how the team feels in that particular time. Last Friday, we practiced inside. We played outside. Miami week, we practiced outside in the quote-unquote cold and we played in 112 (degree) field temperature game. Again, it’s about the preparation, it’s about how we practice, it’s about our execution and then it’s about how we perform on Sunday. That’s all that really matters.

So that’s all we’re trying to do. There’s no more discussion. There’s no more conversation about it. I’d like to move on and show a little bit more respect to Carolina, the Panthers, coach Ron Rivera, his outstanding team that he’s bringing up here to play against us and the challenges that we have in fact trying to stop and prepare for them.

We’re going to be practicing inside today so everybody’s clear, all right? Make sure everybody’s good for all the head coaches in the room on that. Everybody good there?

So again, there’s some wind out there, some gusts, probably a good idea to practice inside and make sure you have some good timing. It’s all based on what’s best for the team at that moment. We good? Great. Any questions about Carolina?

Mr Patricia I asked why you like to sleep with a fan at night.

Edit: also remember when everyone was falling over themselves to mentiom how he could of been an engineer, but chose coaching instead?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Leon Einstein posted:

That was tipped.

McCarthy completely abandoned the run game, even though everybody has been talking about them needing to ride Aaron Jones. gently caress McCarthy.

That's what I thought. I was confused when the announcers were all talking like it was just a horrible pass when it was clearly tipped at the line. If anything that would make it smarter to go for it on fourth down. I am honestly shocked about the decisions that were made last night. They were insane.

sponges posted:

Why does Rodgers treat every passing play like a Hail Mary?

Yeah he's been kind of bad about that this year. Some of it is his natural inclination to throw rad bombs and some of it is the play calling that is very often trying to get one guy (Adams usually) open far downfield. When the single read isn't there or needs more time to get open, Rodgers holds the ball way too long trying to make it work. Usually that's when you just throw the checkdown but it didn't seem like there were solid plans for that.

He also looks slower this year, and I think he needs to start adjusting his play and realize that a quicker defensive end like Fackrell can pretty easily catch him from behind or chase him down along the line of scrimmage. So Rodgers needs to get the drat ball out, check it down if necessary and get positive yardage. But I''m convinced that play calling is by far the largest factor here.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

I can't wait for his true Lions Coach Meltdown moment.

Wayne Fontes once compared himself to "a Big Buck" and held his hands to his head like antlers when he was complaining everyone in the press would come after him.

Bobby Ross yelled "This ship ain't sinkin! WHOOO WHOOO WHOOO" in a press conference

Marty Mornhinweg did not even make it out of training camp and stormed off the field and rode away on his Harley

Schwartz tried to fight Jim Harbaugh

Caldwell raised his voice .5 an octave and told reporters to "check the report", also he raised his eyebrows slightly

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



WoodrowSkillson posted:

Caldwell raised his voice .5 an octave and told reporters to "check the report", also he raised his eyebrows slightly

Wow. I didn't know Caldwell was ever this emotional.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Schwartz tried to fight Jim Harbaugh


Schwartz screamed at the fans at his last game, I think.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

I can't wait for his true Lions Coach Meltdown moment.

Wayne Fontes once compared himself to "a Big Buck" and held his hands to his head like antlers when he was complaining everyone in the press would come after him.

Bobby Ross yelled "This ship ain't sinkin! WHOOO WHOOO WHOOO" in a press conference

Marty Mornhinweg did not even make it out of training camp and stormed off the field and rode away on his Harley

Schwartz tried to fight Jim Harbaugh

Caldwell raised his voice .5 an octave and told reporters to "check the report", also he raised his eyebrows slightly

Detroit was undefeated when they played the undefeated 9ers.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/kmeinke/status/1063530611963510784

Ziggy and Snacks are both questionable, as well.

hooboy, this is gonna be an rear end whooping.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

WoodrowSkillson posted:


Caldwell raised his voice .5 an octave and told reporters to "check the report", also he raised his eyebrows slightly

Half an octave? drat, he had range.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Caldwell raised his voice .5 an octave and told reporters to "check the report", also he raised his eyebrows slightly
I think you mean half a decibel, because I doubt he'd go up half an octave even if you kicked him in the balls.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Fenrir posted:

I think you mean half a decibel, because I doubt he'd go up half an octave even if you kicked him in the balls.

Well the Lions did kick him in the balls on a weekly basis.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Panthers are going to be playing pissed. May need to go with them as my survivor team.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

VJeff posted:

Schwartz screamed at the fans at his last game, I think.

Also got carried off the field on his defence's shoulders when the Bills beat the Lions the year after they fired him

I miss Jim

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
Seattle is a good team and playing them at home in prime time is really hard. Even then this was a close game so Packers shouldn't feel so bad.

They just need to get Rodgers back and finally fire Dom Capers, then they'll be on top of the division again for sure.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Even if they win out the season and win the Superbowl, fire McCarthy. Any success they have is despite McCarthy, not because of him.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1063514743422504960

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



When another table leaves without finishing their buffalo chicken dip

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Mike McCarthy is a dumb person. I think people lose track of that, despite the fact that he talks like the cartoon version of an idiot.

I think his thought process when he punted for the last time last night was, "The defense's job is to stop their offense, therefore the defense will stop their offense." Never mind that the defense had so many injuries during that game, and never mind that the Seahawks offense had been marching up and down the field at that point. Those conditions are simply too advanced to be included in McCarthy's thought process.

Defense stops offense. Send out the defense.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Does the NFC North have the biggest coach rear end ratio in the league? Patricia and McCarthy have gotta have the biggest asses in the National Football League right?

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Reid is fatter than both of them

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

the golden age of fat coaches is long past

like reid seems huge now but he's lost a ton of weight compared to what he used to be

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

PupsOfWar posted:

the golden age of fat coaches is long past

like reid seems huge now but he's lost a ton of weight compared to what he used to be

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I love me some fat coaches, think of all the experience they carry. Skinny fit coaches don't know poo poo.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

there was a time when reid, holmgren, dennie green, and romeo crennell were all coaches in this league

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Hako posted:

Does the NFC North have the biggest coach rear end ratio in the league? Patricia and McCarthy have gotta have the biggest asses in the National Football League right?

Are we talking big rear end as in "pffft, what a jerk." or big rear end as in :yosbutt:

Because either way, yes.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Dumb rear end? ✅
Jack rear end? ✅
Fat rear end? ✅

Yep I'd say those boys got it covered.

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

American McGay posted:

Dumb rear end? ✅
Jack rear end? ✅
Fat rear end? ✅

Yep I'd say those boys got it covered.


But tell us how you feel about Nagy.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Hako posted:

But tell us how you feel about Nagy.
Smart rear end. ✅

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Hako posted:

Skinny fit coaches don't know poo poo.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

mods

:nms: tag that poo poo




phew oh thank god

Hako
Jul 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Okay I was proven wrong, skinny coaches know how to drive a team into the ground. But seriously fat coaches win championships, unless you're the Lions...because you're just bad no god will save you.

Edit: Has this been posted? https://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers/status/1063472815830179840

Hako fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Nov 17, 2018

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
Lions will never do well because the league tries to undermine them at all turns due to them not giving up theirs Thanksgiving day game. It’s a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
What the league didn’t realize is that after assassinating William Clay Ford Sr., his wife Martha would ascend to boss status like a hardcore mafia crime syndicate’s boss’s wife.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Fat coaches are better? What is Gilbert Brown up to these days?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Matt Patricia probably dwarfs Andy Reid these days. I was shocked to see how fat he'd gotten last week. The man veritably waddles

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Gorson posted:


He does this poo poo all the time. He's a coward. He also took his foot off the gas as he usually does early in the game. If they get a lead, he plays for field goals.

Back on this, you could see it happening as soon as the Packers went up by a TD. Play calling became an extremely predictable run-run-pass every drat time. I get the feeling Rodgers saw it coming as well and wanted to get points on the board quick, hence the bombs instead of check downs.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Rodgers has always relied on extending plays, seeing the field super well and not checking down for the easy throw or forcing contested balls. It's what made him so good but he's lost a step and gb is lazy about scheming anyone open.

What I'm saying is that Rodgers would flourish on the bears

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

Back on this, you could see it happening as soon as the Packers went up by a TD. Play calling became an extremely predictable run-run-pass every drat time. I get the feeling Rodgers saw it coming as well and wanted to get points on the board quick, hence the bombs instead of check downs.

tbf he probably should be running more.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

He should probably retire

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why don't they just let rodgers call the plays

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply