Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

wandler20 posted:

He is what he always was.

I saw the Bucs were coming back so I thought he turned it on and then saw he was benched, rip

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

DariusLikewise posted:

Condoleezza Rice could teach Mayfield a thing or two about throwing bombs to Browns

Hoochie mama

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Play Jameis and Fitzpatrick on a one-play rotation, that way you can maximize the amount each one is benched each game and the fans can boo them while they're getting benched constantly.

Edit: Oops meant to post this in the NFC South thread.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Alex is out for the year.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1064268425432829952

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I love the ravens and the Steelers. When ever they win i say, "Mm baby" and when they lose I go like this. "humfph!"

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Caught this on Redzone:

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Android Apocalypse posted:

Rumsfeld takes over in Dallas, commits to air attack & disregards ground support to win.

Donald Rumsfeld lives in the house Frederick Douglass was broken in. The irony there is exquisite.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

DariusLikewise posted:

Condoleezza Rice could teach Mayfield a thing or two about throwing bombs to Browns

oh my god

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Fire Safety Doug posted:

Caught this on Redzone:



I'm glad someone caught a gif of that, lmao

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I want to see the guy who thought that a week or two of rest would see Alex back on the field.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Sorry Ian, and no disrespect to the dead, but have you seen Alex Smith play during his "stellar" season

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Playoffs are pretty funny at the moment, look at that amazing knifefight for the afc wildcard.

AFC
9-1 Chiefs
7-2-1 Steelers
7-3 Patriots
7-3 Texans
7-3 Chargers
5-5 Bengals
--------------
5-5 Ravens
5-5 Dolphins
5-5 Colts
5-5 Titans

NFC
9-1 Saints
9-1 Rams
6-3 Bears
6-4 Washington
5-3-1 Vikings
6-4 Panthers
---------------
5-5 Cowboys
5-5 Seahakws
4-5-1 Packers

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Kalli posted:

Playoffs are pretty funny at the moment, look at that amazing knifefight for the afc wildcard.

AFC
9-1 Chiefs
7-2-1 Steelers
7-3 Patriots
7-3 Texans
7-3 Chargers
5-5 Bengals
--------------
5-5 Ravens
5-5 Dolphins
5-5 Colts
5-5 Titans

Man, I hope this turns into a wacky tiebreaker season instead of one team pulling ahead. Those are always the funniest.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
If AJ Green can come back soon I'd say the Bengals have the edge but yeah very likely that 8-8 will give you a real chance to get in. 9-7 almost certainly.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I hope the titans go 9-7 and the rest 8-8

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Kalli posted:

Playoffs are pretty funny at the moment, look at that amazing knifefight for the afc wildcard.

AFC
9-1 Chiefs
7-2-1 Steelers
7-3 Patriots
7-3 Texans
7-3 Chargers
5-5 Bengals
--------------
5-5 Ravens
5-5 Dolphins
5-5 Colts
5-5 Titans

NFC
9-1 Saints
9-1 Rams
6-3 Bears
6-4 Washington
5-3-1 Vikings
6-4 Panthers
---------------
5-5 Cowboys
5-5 Seahakws
4-5-1 Packers

Not that I ever thought Detroit was destined for the playoffs this year but those losses to Dallas and Seattle really buried them huh

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Gonz posted:

33 years to the day since the Theismann injury, too.

https://twitter.com/Theismann7/status/1064246148909678592

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Can we just change the thread title to Theismans tweet so we don't see it twice a page every page, every thread?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
The bears schedule is abruptly cake

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Metapod posted:

I hope the titans go 9-7 and the rest 8-8

Narrater: The Titans didn’t.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/1064354709169934337

Teams would call Alex Smith in his walking boot before calling Kaepernick.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Yes Josh Johnson gets his tryout. He will be brought in for tryouts ten years after he dies.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm surprised Landry Jones isnt being tried out if those rear end QBs are

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Bring back a Jim Sorgi

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Where’s Vinny Testaverde?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Vinny was a starter, you need a career backup to fix this.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1064312540577103873?s=12

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/1064354709169934337

Teams would call Alex Smith in his walking boot before calling Kaepernick.

Sign Brogan Roback

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
All this talk about coincidences and no one mentions that J.J. Watt is the best defensive player since Lawrence Taylor, smh

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The best defensive player is currently destroying the Vikings.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Khalil Mack is pretty cool, IMO

https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1064327160159133696

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Edward Mass posted:

All this talk about coincidences and no one mentions that J.J. Watt is the best defensive player since Lawrence Taylor, smh

My dude how did you forget about Warren Sapp?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Strobe posted:

Man, I hope this turns into a wacky tiebreaker season instead of one team pulling ahead. Those are always the funniest.
Fun Fact: If Frank Reich has just taken the tie versus the Texans they would be leading the final wildcard spot and would be 1 game closer to the division lead.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

Playoffs are pretty funny at the moment, look at that amazing knifefight for the afc wildcard.

AFC
9-1 Chiefs
7-2-1 Steelers
7-3 Patriots
7-3 Texans
7-3 Chargers
5-5 Bengals
--------------
5-5 Ravens
5-5 Dolphins
5-5 Colts
5-5 Titans

NFC
9-1 Saints
9-1 Rams
6-3 Bears
6-4 Washington
5-3-1 Vikings
6-4 Panthers
---------------
5-5 Cowboys
5-5 Seahakws
4-5-1 Packers

If the Panthers lose to the seahawks, they're going to miss the playoffs.

They still have to finish the season with two against New Orleans. Unless New Orleans is resting starts in week 17, and there's a rain storm in Charlotte two weeks earlier, there's no way.

Atlanta might be quitting, but at least the Panthers get them at home.

You'd hope Carolina beats the Browns and Bucs. But the Seahawks still have 2 games against the niners, and 1 against the Cardinals.

So yeah, Sunday is probably for the playoffs.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I don't want to make the playoffs

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Ehud posted:

I don't want to make the playoffs

Bob Quinn is that you?!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ehud posted:

I don't want to make the playoffs

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
There were no AFCE games this weekend, and uh, the NFL was probably better for it on the whole.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

I don't want to make the playoffs

:same:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

FizFashizzle posted:

If the Panthers lose to the seahawks, they're going to miss the playoffs.


So are you ready for peak Russell Wilson bullshit?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply