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The problem with Florida can be summed up in two words: The Villages. It's a massive conclave of old white people from other states that has subsumed three counties in the state so far and is constantly growing.
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PlasticAutomaton posted:The problem with Florida can be summed up in two words: The Villages. It's a massive conclave of old white people from other states that has subsumed three counties in the state so far and is constantly growing. Its why Florida is the only state where Trumps favorables have actually gone up - its collection of old racist crazy white people is actually increasing.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:30
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PlasticAutomaton posted:The problem with Florida can be summed up in two words: The Villages. It's a massive conclave of old white people from other states that has subsumed three counties in the state so far and is constantly growing. Sumter county's population of 125,165 out of the 21 million in the state is hardly a splash in the pan. The entire state from Polk County up is infested with racist whities of all ages. Blaming it just on the old retirees is giving a pass to the rest of the shitheads.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:31
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PlasticAutomaton posted:The problem with Florida can be summed up in two words: The Villages. It's a massive conclave of old white people from other states that has subsumed three counties in the state so far and is constantly growing. The Villages sounds creepy as hell. Is there a horror movie yet?
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Nov 19, 2018 00:32
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Can't someone fund some studies saying that dumping 10x more sugar into your sweet tea will cure ED, raise testosterone levels, eliminate unhealthy cholesterol, and cure cancer already
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Nov 19, 2018 00:35
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Bottom Liner posted:Sumter county's population of 125,165 out of the 21 million in the state is hardly a splash in the pan. The entire state from Polk County up is infested with racist whities of all ages. Blaming it just on the old retirees is giving a pass to the rest of the shitheads. Eventually these people will die and their bodies will turn cold and begin the process of decay, with they skin changing colour after a few days. The old must die
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Nov 19, 2018 00:36
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Herstory Begins Now posted:Can't someone fund some studies saying that dumping 10x more sugar into your sweet tea will cure ED, raise testosterone levels, eliminate unhealthy cholesterol, and cure cancer already It's literally impossible to get more sugar into that garbage. It is already at saturation.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:38
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Ague Proof posted:The Villages sounds creepy as hell. Is there a horror movie yet?
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Nov 19, 2018 00:40
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Supersaturated actually. I unfortunately used to work for a BBQ chain here and sweet tea was made by heating the tea to near boiling and adding 7 pints of sugar to each 4 gallon container. They can't die fast enough.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:40
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Dr. Red Ranger posted:Supersaturated actually. I unfortunately used to work for a BBQ chain here and sweet tea was made by heating the tea to near boiling and adding 7 pints of sugar to each 4 gallon container. They can't die fast enough. that's appalling
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Nov 19, 2018 00:44
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Mr.Unique-Name posted:It's literally impossible to get more sugar into that garbage. It is already at saturation. 
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Nov 19, 2018 00:47
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enraged_camel posted:Not just the poors either. For example, most beachfront property in Florida is about ~25 years from being uninsurable, which will start being reflected in prices soon. *underwater
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Nov 19, 2018 00:48
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Crow Jane posted:The Texas State Fair has the solution: Jesus, here I thought the Deep Fried Coca-Cola at the NC state fair was disturbing. 
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Nov 19, 2018 00:49
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Ripoff posted:Jesus, here I thought the Deep Fried Coca-Cola at the NC state fair was disturbing. Everything's bigger in Texas, even the heart attacks
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Nov 19, 2018 00:50
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GreyjoyBastard posted:that's appalling In some states they assume you want sweet tea and have to ask for unsweet. This has caught me by surprise more than once when I had to drive cross country.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:55
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Ripoff posted:Jesus, here I thought the Deep Fried Coca-Cola at the NC state fair was disturbing. Someplace had a deep fried stick of butter. Probably Texas.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:57
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imo the South wont have peak butter till someone fries it in clarified butter. This is a doomsday ritual btw and the sciprtures also describes some orange guy revealing his true form.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:02
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Your Taint posted:Someplace had a deep fried stick of butter. Probably Texas. Born and raised here in Dallas, home of the Great State Fair of Texas. This is true, we have Deep Fried Butter. Also this year a Cotton Candy Taco.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:03
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Dr. Red Ranger posted:Supersaturated actually. I unfortunately used to work for a BBQ chain here and sweet tea was made by heating the tea to near boiling and adding 7 pints of sugar to each 4 gallon container. They can't die fast enough. *puts ice cube into tea* *entire glass solidifies and explodes*
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Nov 19, 2018 01:03
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Not a Step posted:In some states they assume you want sweet tea and have to ask for unsweet. This has caught me by surprise more than once when I had to drive cross country. I'm in Texas it comes up I'm not necessarily surprised by supersaturated sweet tea, but we've established that I'm a pathological optimist, so I'm still not entirely jaded about the atrocities humanity can commit
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Nov 19, 2018 01:05
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State Fair food is supposed to be ridiculous and weird, the only reasons people pay for it are the novelty and telling your friends about the weird poo poo you ate.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:06
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Cactrot posted:State Fair food is supposed to be ridiculous and weird, the only reasons people pay for it are the novelty and telling your friends about the weird poo poo you ate. That's certainly the cottage industry it's become but it didn't start out that way, for the most part it just started because America is a nation of fat stupid fucks with zero regard for their self respect or what they put in their disgusting bodies. Once the media got a hold of the "can't believe what they deep fried this year" narrative we were all doomed.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:14
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Cactrot posted:State Fair food is supposed to be ridiculous and weird, the only reasons people pay for it are the novelty and telling your friends about the weird poo poo you ate. deep fried whatever is a staple of State Fair food everywhere--deep fried chocolate bars, butter, cheese curds, bull testicles, you name it to be fair, deep fried ice cream is actually extremely tasty (I'm proud of this thread for returning to its Trump thread roots in pursuing a food derail)
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Nov 19, 2018 01:14
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Pellisworth posted:deep fried ice cream for gently caress's sake
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Nov 19, 2018 01:18
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Isn't deep fried ice cream a mexican thing, not a fair thing?
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Nov 19, 2018 01:23
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not a cult posted:for gently caress's sake Deep fried ice cream is a staple desert of westernised Chinese restaurants and is actually pretty tasty. Similar principle to flambe or baked Alaska.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:24
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Morbus posted:*puts ice cube into tea* Man if only. We had such an awful clientele seeing a few angry olds terrified of their syrup water would have been nice. The worst was some older piece of hell I refused to serve that insisted everyone in New Orleans who died during Katrina deserved it for their sinful ways.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:26
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Pellisworth posted:deep fried whatever is a staple of State Fair food everywhere--deep fried chocolate bars, butter, cheese curds, bull testicles, you name it  There's only so long you can keep goons from talking about food.
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Nov 19, 2018 01:27
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Adorable seeing Americans going on about their petty deep-frying practices, I'm two hundred miles from the Scottish border and those people scare me fuckless
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Nov 19, 2018 02:00
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Ms Adequate posted:Adorable seeing Americans going on about their petty deep-frying practices, I'm two hundred miles from the Scottish border and those people scare me fuckless where do you think we inherited our fondness for deep-frying?
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Nov 19, 2018 02:01
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DrNutt posted:That's certainly the cottage industry it's become but it didn't start out that way, for the most part it just started because America is a nation of fat stupid fucks with zero regard for their self respect or what they put in their disgusting bodies. Once the media got a hold of the "can't believe what they deep fried this year" narrative we were all doomed. May I present the scottish invention of the Deep Fried Mars Bar to suggest that is nowhere close to a uniquely American thing. E:FB.
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Nov 19, 2018 02:01
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I don't think I've ever seen Americans do deep-fried pizza. That's a Scottish thing, right?
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Nov 19, 2018 02:03
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Pellisworth posted:where do you think we inherited our fondness for deep-frying? I thought it was West African slaves bringing their culture and traditions with them?
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Nov 19, 2018 02:05
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I haven't seen it here in the US but I'm sure it exists somewhere.
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Nov 19, 2018 02:06
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Pretty much every cuisine has deep fried stuff. We're just where it all washes up, like that floating garbage island in the Pacific.
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Nov 19, 2018 02:07
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Crow Jane posted:The Texas State Fair has the solution: How do they do this? I literally cannot fathom how you deep fry liquids.
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Nov 19, 2018 02:09
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lmao the most genius-brained take https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1064323368097329152
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Nov 19, 2018 02:12
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Fulchrum posted:I thought it was West African slaves bringing their culture and traditions with them? That's barbecue
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Nov 19, 2018 02:13
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drilldo squirt posted:How do they do this? I literally cannot fathom how you deep fry liquids. famous festival poo poo like "deep-fried coke" is just a funnel-cake type batter made with coke as the liquid, plus coke syrup/powdered sugar on top - this is probably the same deal although you could fancy it up and make it into a gel pretty easily i guess
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:That's barbecue No, some Africans definitely seasoned and battered chickens and fried them in palm oil.
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