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Little Timmy doesn't know multiplication, but the teacher assigned him to triage.
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Nov 17, 2018 15:01
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clearly we just need to put metal detectors and cops in the school. theres no way this will end up with the white kids never looked at twice while deputy Smith performs a suplex on the same black kid twice this week
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Nov 17, 2018 15:21
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:He'll yeah finally teaching them something useful i hope whoever cleared that story loses one of their children in a mass shooting @DrJohnTorres sounds like a NRA mouthpiece
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Nov 17, 2018 15:25
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Mariana Horchata posted:i hope whoever cleared that story loses one of their children in a mass shooting why does the child deserve that
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Nov 17, 2018 15:30
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dont be mean to me posted:why does the child deserve that ask the politicians
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Nov 17, 2018 15:45
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the dystopian classroom for rich people: telepresence via immersive tech the dystopian classroom for everyone else: school lol theres no money for that get hosed
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Nov 17, 2018 15:53
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dont be mean to me posted:why does the child deserve that messaging
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Nov 17, 2018 16:15
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Dead Beef posted:how can anybody expect a frightened teenager to apply critical first-aid to a gunshot victim who is probably also scared and/or crying in pain, I'm all for teaching people first-aid but thinking kids are going to act rationally in a shooting scenario are underestimating how confusing a situation like that actually is not a cult posted:in 20 years they'll be making movies like "platoon" and "hamburger hill" but they'll have titles like "last stand at george wallace high" and "class of '29"
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Nov 17, 2018 18:29
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My work just had us all undergo "active shooter training" (which basically just amounted to "run" so, thanks) Anyone else have to do this lately?
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Nov 17, 2018 20:01
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silentsnack posted:
You might be thinking of when megan mcardle wrote that exact oped
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Nov 17, 2018 20:06
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:My work just had us all undergo "active shooter training" (which basically just amounted to "run" so, thanks) Yep. They called it “active intruder training.” My favorite part was how strongly they emphasized not spooking the cops when they show up so they don’t blow you away by mistake.
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Nov 17, 2018 20:24
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not a cult posted:in 20 years they'll be making movies like "platoon" and "hamburger hill" but they'll have titles like "last stand at george wallace high" and "class of '29" 20 years? I'm surprised there aren't more movies like this already out today. Uwe Boll did the "Rampage" movies which are like postal: the movie already but I don't think they're school targeted.
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Nov 17, 2018 20:38
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runchild posted:Yep. They called it “active intruder training.” My favorite part was how strongly they emphasized not spooking the cops when they show up so they don’t blow you away by mistake. lmao yeah they told us that too "just put up your hands IMMEDIATELY and just do WHATEVER they say because they WILL just shoot you"
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Nov 17, 2018 21:04
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except dont put your hands up too immediately because tbe sudden movements may spook them
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Nov 17, 2018 21:05
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:My work just had us all undergo "active shooter training" (which basically just amounted to "run" so, thanks) we have armed security all over the facility so I think those fatsos are supposed to pew pew us all to safety? I dunno, it's a hard sell when you look at them.
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Nov 17, 2018 22:20
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https://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/46214184/playerunknown-s-battlegrounds-imams-divided-over-video-game-fatwa
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Nov 17, 2018 23:06
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StashAugustine posted:You might be thinking of when megan mcardle wrote that exact oped no, but I should've known I couldn't out-stupid this parody timeline.
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Nov 17, 2018 23:39
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Mariana Horchata posted:ask the politicians when they show up in the thread i will in the meantime, you're here saying the things, so
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Nov 18, 2018 01:10
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Dead Beef posted:how can anybody expect a frightened teenager to apply critical first-aid to a gunshot victim who is probably also scared and/or crying in pain, I'm all for teaching people first-aid but thinking kids are going to act rationally in a shooting scenario are underestimating how confusing a situation like that actually is I'll never forget the piece of poo poo on twitter who told the students of parkland to suck it up because, he, a troop, had to put up with being shot at.
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Nov 18, 2018 02:41
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https://twitter.com/RocketNews24En/status/1063446652298645504
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Nov 18, 2018 02:44
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Nov 18, 2018 04:45
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'll never forget the piece of poo poo on twitter who told the students of parkland to suck it up because, he, a troop, had to put up with being shot at.
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Nov 18, 2018 06:22
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idgi
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Nov 18, 2018 07:05
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the anime industry is hellish and grinds up animators and someone put a pun pseudonym in some credits to say that poo poo sucks
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Nov 18, 2018 07:06
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they got a dude in the credits named "I. N. Sirius Trubble"
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Nov 18, 2018 08:22
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Reminds me of those notes they find in purses etc from other asian slaves
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Nov 18, 2018 08:45
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Read the description of the anime. There's not enough bleach in the world to clean that away.
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Nov 18, 2018 19:25
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Read the description of the anime. Wikipedia says there’s 366 episodes of bleach; seems like a lot
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Nov 18, 2018 19:59
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tinybaby/status/1063873531551739904 lmao
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Nov 18, 2018 20:06
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I always tip delivery guys, and always in cash. How much of an idiot hellfucker do you have to be, to tip through the app? what exactly did you think was going to happen to your tip?
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Nov 18, 2018 20:09
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the whole point of using apps for everything is so you dont need to carry much cash
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Nov 18, 2018 20:16
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Who carries the physical currency of the failed state of America in 2018?
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Nov 18, 2018 20:32
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got any sevens posted:the whole point of using apps for everything is so you dont need to carry much cash No it's to exchange your privacy and the rights of workers for indulgences
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Nov 18, 2018 20:44
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HorrificExistence posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/46214184/playerunknown-s-battlegrounds-imams-divided-over-video-game-fatwa That this is from the BBC (IE: country responsible for that hosed up mess) makes it extra dystopic
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Nov 18, 2018 20:55
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:Who carries the physical currency of the failed state of America in 2018?
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Nov 18, 2018 22:18
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uber also has a limit on how much you can tip
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Nov 19, 2018 00:12
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like literally just hand the dude five dollars cash how hard is this
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Nov 19, 2018 00:15
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I'm surprised more people on this website don't carry cash. It's the best way to circumvent all sorts of bullshit hook in fees.
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Nov 19, 2018 00:16
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https://twitter.com/granderojo/status/1063857887645130752
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Nov 19, 2018 00:58
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bahahahaha https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1063254271141994497?s=21
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Nov 19, 2018 01:06
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