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Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

In addition to bad driving I wouldn’t be surprised if those shelves were massively overloaded or in disrepair. I’m one of the first to say that forklifts have to be respected in every single situation no matter how small but I’ve also seen forklifts wreck a few support legs of pallet racking (not all at the same time) before and nothing just exploded.

It looks like all he did was nudge one of the shelves but I guess that might have dislodged it from its notches.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

If you’re buried alive under cheese, how long should you wait before snacking?

Eat your way out, it's your only choice.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

pretty sure its safe to say that those shelves were not to any kind of legal code. the dude only touched the shelf and the entire warehouse collapsed.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Powershift posted:

Eat your way out, it's your only choice.

Some of that is load bearing cheese. You have to be careful not to eat through your support cheese.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


If it'd been me, the real miracle would have been if they'd found any cheese left after trapping it in there with me for eight hours.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i dont see how it would take 8 hours to get him out. i know stuff is heavy, but he wasn't buried that deep.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i dont see how it would take 8 hours to get him out. i know stuff is heavy, but he wasn't buried that deep.

Thats a gouda point

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i dont see how it would take 8 hours to get him out. i know stuff is heavy, but he wasn't buried that deep.

The article says the workers tried to work as quietly as possible so they could hear him, so they probably didn't actually know exactly where he was buried.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


chitoryu12 posted:

The article says the workers tried to work as quietly as possible so they could hear him, so they probably didn't actually know exactly where he was buried.

Uhh, "under the cheese", duh

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Kibayasu posted:

In addition to bad driving I wouldn’t be surprised if those shelves were massively overloaded or in disrepair. I’m one of the first to say that forklifts have to be respected in every single situation no matter how small but I’ve also seen forklifts wreck a few support legs of pallet racking (not all at the same time) before and nothing just exploded.

It looks like all he did was nudge one of the shelves but I guess that might have dislodged it from its notches.

Yeah, I'm prepared to accept that the forklift operator started the chain reaction through bad driving, but that the result of an accident like that shouldn't be warehouse dominoes, even if the operator fully dislodged an entire pallet.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i dont see how it would take 8 hours to get him out. i know stuff is heavy, but he wasn't buried that deep.

Serious post: I bet they were afraid of causing a collapse of whatever pocket he was in and crushing him to death.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I bet some of that cheese was extra sharp too. Good to be cautious.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Powershift posted:

Eat your way out, it's your only choice.

Mmmm, 64,000 slices of American cheese.

..... I THINK I'M CRUSHED!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
How much cheese is too much cheese to be buried under?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Phanatic posted:

How much cheese is too much cheese to be buried under?
When you're covered in de' brie.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


SardonicTyrant posted:

When you're covered in de' brie.

You're all right in my book, pal.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

SardonicTyrant posted:

When you're covered in de' brie.

:discourse:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A man was hurt and all you people can do is make cheesy puns?
You Munsters!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

SardonicTyrant posted:

When you're covered in de' brie.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Phanatic posted:

How much cheese is too much cheese to be buried under?

I'll let you know when the moon lands on me.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

SardonicTyrant posted:

When you're covered in de' brie.

loving hell, no-one can top that.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Boy, he sure got creamed by all that cheese! No surprise they had to search for him so caerphilly.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



At least they found him a whey out

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Crazzyintheusa/status/1047786189636456448

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

PainterofCrap posted:

At least they found him a whey out

He had a come to cheesus moment

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

The bin getting tipped into the compactor :discourse:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/cEyuDkR.mp4

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
oh god...

oh god oh god

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Didn’t we just have a pages worth of comments on this?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



It's a Double Gloucester!

Thank you, I'm here all week; try the veal

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Scott Forstall posted:

oh god...

oh god oh god

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh

And the icing on the cake is that he survives buy staying in the cage.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Proteus Jones posted:

Didn’t we just have a pages worth of comments on this?
At this point it's been put to pasture

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Proteus Jones posted:

Didn’t we just have a pages worth of comments on this?

It's a moldy oldy now.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



SardonicTyrant posted:

At this point it's been put to pasture

Oooh, a good effort but our judges were actually looking for

“At this point it’s been put to Pasteur”

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This has gone whey too far

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

The video made my blood curdle

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
C'mon, guys, before you rennet into the ground.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

The whole problem started when the driver couldn't feta forklift between the rows, sliced into one and then they fell one after annatto

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


This thread has taught me that a forklift will destroy anything it touches.

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Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Like a fine swiss this thread has been robbed of at least 15% quality content

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