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May 16, 2024 17:23
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- artoke
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Instead of offering your bus seat to an elderly person park your car in a busy intersection and just leave.
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Oct 30, 2018 17:55
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Instead of offering your bus seat to an elderly person park your car in a busy intersection and just leave.
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Oct 30, 2018 20:24
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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lurk the hello & chat thread without posting
Don't tempt people into evil, Manifisto!!!
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Oct 30, 2018 20:42
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- artoke
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instead of returning your shopping cart to the cart return (or even back to the store, you over-achiever) light a dumpster on fire at your local gas station
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Oct 30, 2018 20:44
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- FactsAreUseless
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Leonard is the one in charge
Donatello fucks like a machine
Raphael is rude on purpose
Michaelangelo is portly and nude
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Oct 31, 2018 03:41
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- super sweet best pal
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- Someone says "thank you?" Instead of "you're welcome," tell them the date of their death.
Date of death is kids' stuff. Tell them how many words they've got left to say in their life.
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Oct 31, 2018 03:49
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- Macnult
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Giving head but making sure it's mostly teeth
Pouring someone a beer but making sure it's mostly head.
in this order
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Nov 1, 2018 04:50
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- Macnult
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Leonard is the one in charge
Donatello fucks like a machine
Raphael is rude on purpose
Michaelangelo is portly and nude
teenage mutants rude on purpose
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Nov 1, 2018 04:51
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- slowm
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live slow, die whenevs
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When I get back to my car I sit and wait for the meter to expire so no one else gets free time.
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Nov 1, 2018 20:12
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- lllllllllllllllllll
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Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
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pay for a beer and then just leave. rude and mysterious.
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Nov 6, 2018 19:03
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- kalel
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Go to vote but write in George Costanza for every position
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Nov 7, 2018 19:21
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Taking a dump, rolling it up into little pieces the shape of coffee beans, drying them out and when noone’s looking, replacing the beans of your local coffee shop. You know, the place with the really nice baristas who always remember your order and seem genuinely interested in how you’re doing.
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Nov 9, 2018 00:00
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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flipping the bird, to my cat
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Nov 19, 2018 20:14
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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*watching my cat totally eat it jumping from the hutch to the bed and slipping off*
*holding fingers in an L shape, to forehead*
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Nov 19, 2018 20:16
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- ulvir
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taking up the seniors/pregnant seats on the bus while spreading my legs really wide and leaving my bag on the seat next to me, and refuse to move it until I havet o get off
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Nov 24, 2018 15:31
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- Robot Made of Meat
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taking up the seniors/pregnant seats on the bus while spreading my legs really wide and leaving my bag on the seat next to me, and refuse to move it until I havet o get off
You have an impressive bag if you can pull that off!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 25, 2018 03:33
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- Paperboy
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Not saying gg at the end of a match in an online game.
Offering to split a check 20/80 at the end of a date.
Giving someone a gift card of $0 value.
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Nov 25, 2018 07:22
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- ulvir
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how many bus stops does it take for you to climax?
by getting off i meant leaving the bus, im not a pervert
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Nov 25, 2018 14:00
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Stopping at the foot of the stairwell so I can floss.
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Dec 1, 2018 21:23
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- Space Taxi
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Asking strangers on the street to tie your shoe when you are wearing slip-ons.
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Dec 3, 2018 04:31
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- artoke
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continuing to ask the same question until i get the answer i want, no matter how long it takes
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Dec 3, 2018 04:41
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- FactsAreUseless
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continuing to ask the same question until i get the answer i want, no matter how long it takes
Ah, the Matt Lauer strategy.
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Dec 3, 2018 10:29
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May 16, 2024 17:23
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Enjoying some fermented fish and onions on the subway.
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Dec 3, 2018 14:15
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