BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation)

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > BSS: Bisexual Super Son > BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation)

«‹›1013 »

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

He looked pretty comfy in GOTG.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 14:52

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 26, 2024 09:51

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

Samuringa posted:

He looked pretty comfy in GOTG.

Even God had to rest for a day.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 15:09

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Lying low as in not going for the stones until he found the Soul Stone makes sense. One guy having 5 stones would be a giant beacon for every cosmic being in the universe, while some genocidal space pirate isn�t going to attract much more attention than the Nova Corps

# ? Nov 20, 2018 15:32

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Retro Futurist posted:

Lying low as in not going for the stones until he found the Soul Stone makes sense. One guy having 5 stones would be a giant beacon for every cosmic being in the universe, while some genocidal space pirate isn�t going to attract much more attention than the Nova Corps

Also conveniently the cosmic beings who posed a threat to him like Ego, the Asgardians/Odin, and probably someone else I�m forgetting are all gone/neutered by the end of Ragnarok.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 15:57

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

FlamingLiberal posted:

Also conveniently the cosmic beings who posed a threat to him like Ego,

You know, if you think about it, Thanos and Ego's plans weren't all that dissimilar.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 16:11

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

https://twitter.com/thr/status/1064986320253186049?s=21

# ? Nov 20, 2018 22:06

SlimGoodbody: Oct 20, 2003

Do we have a long, defeated sigh emote

# ? Nov 20, 2018 22:22

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Barry Convex posted:

https://twitter.com/thr/status/1064986320253186049?s=21

Movie gonna make all the DC money

# ? Nov 20, 2018 22:25

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Are we sure she's not just loving with us/the press? She is a bogan after all

# ? Nov 20, 2018 22:32

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Are we sure she's not just loving with us/the press? She is a bogan after all

click through, THR confirmed it

# ? Nov 20, 2018 22:40

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

SlimGoodbody posted:

Do we have a long, defeated sigh emote

::birdsofpreyandthefantabulousemancipationofoneharleyquinn::

Hmm seems not as that would be the obvious choice for the BBcode.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 22:56

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Robbie's performance in Suicide Squad was adequate at best. Why bank on her Harley?

If they can have like ten different people playing Joker, why can't they try other people for Harley too? Maybe they'll find someone who can do an accent with some consistency.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 23:08

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Because that version is insanely popular?

# ? Nov 20, 2018 23:14

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I liked her just fine in Suicide Squad and if that title is implying that the plot will involve her finally breaking away from her abusive boyfriend Joker with the help of some strong women heroes it might be worth it. Granted that is an obvious plot for the Gotham City Sirens and a waste of a Birds of Prey movie but I personally wouldn't mind seeing some follow through on what should have been the B plot of Suicide Squad.

It just needs to be a better made film than Suicide Squad.

# ? Nov 20, 2018 23:33

Soonmot: Dec 19, 2002; Entrapta fucking loves robots; Grimey Drawer

Sgt. Politeness posted:

I liked her just fine in Suicide Squad and if that title is implying that the plot will involve her finally breaking away from her abusive boyfriend Joker with the help of some strong women heroes it might be worth it. Granted that is an obvious plot for the Gotham City Sirens and a waste of a Birds of Prey movie but I personally wouldn't mind seeing some follow through on what should have been the B plot of Suicide Squad.

It just needs to be a better made film than Suicide Squad.

Yeah, why is this birds of prey and not sirens?

# ? Nov 20, 2018 23:53

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Aphrodite posted:

Because that version is insanely popular?

Her outfit was popular. Were there actually people that liked her performance in that movie?

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:05

Reset Smith: Apr 6, 2009

What an utterly insufferable title

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:16

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Jamesman posted:

Her outfit was popular. Were there actually people that liked her performance in that movie?

Just lol if you think DCEU fans take the actor performances into account when deciding how many POPs and New Era snapbacks to buy

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:34

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

itt goons wonder why a studio banks on an academy award nominated actor who was already successful in the role previously

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:39

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Retro Futurist posted:

Lying low as in not going for the stones until he found the Soul Stone makes sense. One guy having 5 stones would be a giant beacon for every cosmic being in the universe, while some genocidal space pirate isn’t going to attract much more attention than the Nova Corps

He had the Mind Stone and then gave it to Loki in an attempt to get the Tesseract, and he expected Ronan to hand over the Power Stone.

He was definitely trying to get the stones, he just made lovely hiring decisions.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:41

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Soul Glo posted:

itt goons wonder why a studio banks on an academy award nominated actor who was already successful in the role previously

And in an Academy Award^TM-winning movie, don't forget!

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:48

Starsnostars: Jan 17, 2009; The Master of Magnetism

Doctor Spaceman posted:

He had the Mind Stone and then gave it to Loki in an attempt to get the Tesseract, and he expected Ronan to hand over the Power Stone.

He was definitely trying to get the stones, he just made lovely hiring decisions.

Which is why there was a post credit scene in whichever movie it was of Thanos saying "gently caress it, I'll do it myself".

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:49

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Even in Infinity War he still sent the Black Order off to Earth to get the Time and Mind Stones.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 00:56

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Soul Glo posted:

itt goons wonder why a studio banks on an academy award nominated actor who was already successful in the role previously

Then there's the Will Smith spinoff movie? Also wasn't the guy who play Croc from Oz? That won awards. Where's my Croc movie?

Edit: What I'm saying is Margot Robbie's performance was nothing great and I didn't think the general public thought otherwise and decided "I want to see a Harley Quinn standalone film with that actress. She was really good in Wolf of Wall Street! That's important to me when watching her do a bad job playing this character I like in an outfit I can buy at Hot Topic."

But then again I'm not a DC exec so.

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Nov 21, 2018

# ? Nov 21, 2018 01:06

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Harley is literally the only thing people remember from the movie, you're being dense.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 01:16

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Starsnostars posted:

Which is why there was a post credit scene in whichever movie it was of Thanos saying "gently caress it, I'll do it myself".

That was at the end of Age of Ultron which was strange because I don't think Thanos actually had anything to do with what happened in that movie (to the extent that he did it was very indirect).

# ? Nov 21, 2018 01:25

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I remember "Why so serious?"

# ? Nov 21, 2018 01:26

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Jamesman posted:

Then there's the Will Smith spinoff movie? Also wasn't the guy who play Croc from Oz? That won awards. Where's my Croc movie?

Edit: What I'm saying is Margot Robbie's performance was nothing great and I didn't think the general public thought otherwise and decided "I want to see a Harley Quinn standalone film with that actress. She was really good in Wolf of Wall Street! That's important to me when watching her do a bad job playing this character I like in an outfit I can buy at Hot Topic."

But then again I'm not a DC exec so.

At some point you need to accept that you basically live under a rock, Jamesman.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 01:53

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Samuringa posted:

Harley is literally the only thing people remember from the movie, you're being dense.

The only thing I remember from the movie is Slipknot, the man who can climb anything.

Aphrodite posted:

At some point you need to accept that you basically live under a rock, Jamesman.

Fair.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 02:33

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

Harley is literally the only thing people remember from the movie, you're being dense.

No no no, you don't get to forget Leto Joker. We all wish we could but Leto Joker is burned into our collective unconsciousness and will receive a solo film to punish us for our sins.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 02:37

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I'm trying to get a UN coalition formed that will stop DC from producing new media.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 03:13

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Nothing can stop Legends of Tomorrow.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 03:27

mycot: Oct 23, 2014; "It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"; Hell Gem

Aphrodite posted:

At some point you need to accept that you basically live under a rock, Jamesman.

Nonsense, next you're going to say Something Awful is a dead gay comedy forum.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 03:44

Argue: Sep 29, 2005; I represent the Philippines

Phylodox posted:

Nothing can stop Legends of Tomorrow.

That show deserves a feature film more than any other live action DC property right now. Someone give them a big budget film (they'll spend most of the budget on alcohol). Same cast of course. All the new and old characters return except for Hawkman.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 05:30

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Reset Smith posted:

What an utterly insufferable title

Just following in tracks of "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice"

# ? Nov 21, 2018 15:09

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Jamesman posted:

Then there's the Will Smith spinoff movie? Also wasn't the guy who play Croc from Oz? That won awards. Where's my Croc movie?

Edit: What I'm saying is Margot Robbie's performance was nothing great and I didn't think the general public thought otherwise and decided "I want to see a Harley Quinn standalone film with that actress. She was really good in Wolf of Wall Street! That's important to me when watching her do a bad job playing this character I like in an outfit I can buy at Hot Topic."

But then again I'm not a DC exec so.

Margot Robbie was great as Harley Quinn. It's an absolute trash monkeycheese character and she made it fun and made it work on the big screen and people loved her

# ? Nov 21, 2018 15:15

JT Smiley: Mar 3, 2006; Thats whats up!

Why is Harley the focus of a birds of prey movie? Why not just make a Harley movie?

# ? Nov 21, 2018 17:51

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

JT Smiley posted:

Why is Harley the focus of a birds of prey movie? Why not just make a Harley movie?

They're doing that too.

There's going to be 3 Harley movies and also Suicide Squad 2.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 17:52

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

JT Smiley posted:

Why is Harley the focus of a birds of prey movie? Why not just make a Harley movie?

Because the one second of her bending over in front of the shop window in the suicide squad trailer sold $200 million work of tickets

# ? Nov 21, 2018 18:02

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 26, 2024 09:51

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I think we forget sometimes that this thread has very different tastes than the movie going public.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 18:03

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > BSS: Bisexual Super Son > BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation)

«‹›1013 »