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i give credit to the guy for wringing some enjoyment out of a dull series of events, but still very funny.
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Nov 20, 2018 09:50
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For something that's been in development for 8 years or so, I would have thought they would have gotten past the tech demo stage? It's almost as if the engine they are using will never do what they want and will never support the volume of players they are advertising.
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Nov 20, 2018 10:09
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Why should they ever launch the game as long as nerds will throw money at them to "help with development". They've been doing it for 8 years now There is no end to fooling nerds Two hundred million dollars, friends Two hundred million dollars.
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Nov 20, 2018 10:12
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STARCITIZEN: Found a very large lake.
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Nov 20, 2018 11:22
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Beet Wagon posted:3.3.5 is definitely bug free and very good This is what happens when you're a console peasant with less than 32GB of RAM. 
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Nov 20, 2018 11:47
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Spatial posted:It cracked me up when you opened the door and your FPS fell so far the door had already closed by the time the next frame rendered. That's not the only thing that fell so far... Also, look at all the city geometry that's loaded. That's loving crazy - we've had techniques to deal with poo poo like that for a solid 20 years now!
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Nov 20, 2018 12:24
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If you don't finish crafting satchels during the main story can you finish crafting them in the post game? Need to decide how much time to devote to hunting this panther.
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Nov 20, 2018 12:52
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:SC is played on nature's PC, the human mind  The Dreamatorium never closes!
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Nov 20, 2018 14:29
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Any software dev wanna guesstimate how many years and what budget it would have taken a competent company to produce this demo? I could swear I've seen better performing indy Unity stuff.
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Nov 20, 2018 15:46
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Beet Wagon posted:3.3.5 is definitely bug free and very good The UI looks amazingly terrible.
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Nov 20, 2018 16:06
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Elevator safety regulations coming out in version Alpha PTU 3.3.6. Until then just don't look around too fast or walk into any walls or on certain floors.
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Nov 20, 2018 16:18
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HexiDave posted:That's not the only thing that fell so far... Also notice how when he finally hit the bottom he hit the "water" and appeared to be drowning?
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Nov 20, 2018 20:21
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Beet Wagon posted:3.3.5 is definitely bug free and very good  
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Nov 20, 2018 20:54
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Also notice how when he finally hit the bottom he hit the "water" and appeared to be drowning? I mean, to be fair that's pretty normal for FPS games to have in the rare event the player finds a hole in their very carefully crafted world's to ensure the player at least doesn't soft-lock when playing. This being an FPS engine with a space game mod grafted onto it - kicking and screaming - is mostly a haunting reminder of its origin, rather than the safety net it was meant to be.
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Nov 20, 2018 21:10
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Arcsquad12 posted:The UI looks amazingly terrible. Not only that but it's impossible to read while you're moving around. And yet I'm sure the star citizens think it's the best UI to ever be in a video game.
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Nov 20, 2018 21:14
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Ah yes, the I'M NOT DELUSIONAL, YOU ARE! defense.
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Nov 20, 2018 21:16
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Nov 20, 2018 21:36
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The hype surronding the 200 million milestone is the definition of late stage capitalism. Like it's one thing to be excited about making money but these weirdos were cuming in their pants on account of a company they gave money to making more money. WE DID IT GUYS! WE GAVE A COMPANY 200 MILLION DOLLARS HOLY poo poo! I can only conclude that all the dead end jobs of the modern world have robbed people of their purpose so they look for validation and community in crazy poo poo like this.
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Nov 20, 2018 21:41
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Just remembered that Kevin Costner was the one responsible for getting Chris blacklisted from Hollywood. He ripped him off with some bogus investments or something. Thank you Mr. Costner, your meager contributions to cinema are nothing compared to all the real life comedy you have enabled.
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Nov 20, 2018 21:59
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Elderbean posted:The hype surronding the 200 million milestone is the definition of late stage capitalism. Like it's one thing to be excited about making money but these weirdos were cuming in their pants on account of a company they gave money to making more money. Is it better or worse than people donating money to Kylie Jenner so she can become the youngest billionaire? I say worse since at least Kylie doesn't promise anything in return
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Nov 20, 2018 22:01
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Will the free play be multiplayer? If so, it might be fun to troll everyone in the main ship launch area.
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Nov 20, 2018 22:35
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Lodin posted:Just remembered that Kevin Costner was the one responsible for getting Chris blacklisted from Hollywood. I'd like to know more about this.
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Nov 20, 2018 22:59
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Also notice how when he finally hit the bottom he hit the "water" and appeared to be drowning? Please don't spread FUD, friend. That was a one-off bug that definitely didn't happen again in a somehow even funnier manner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipz4zK0STl0
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Nov 20, 2018 23:31
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why does the hud bounce but the camera doesn’t? wouldn’t that mean your space helmet is flopping around on your head?
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Nov 20, 2018 23:40
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tyrelhill posted:why does the hud bounce but the camera doesn’t? wouldn’t that mean your space helmet is flopping around on your head? The camera used to bounce too because CIG are idiots. People complained because it was awful and made people sick, so this is what they came up with to preserve the fidelity
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Nov 20, 2018 23:47
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Haha I forgot about that one. It looks so drat goofy.
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Nov 21, 2018 00:14
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Beet Wagon posted:Please don't spread FUD, friend. That was a one-off bug that definitely didn't happen again in a somehow even funnier manner I'm seeing a common thread in all these Star Shitischen vids.. step out of your ship / space station / outhouse then fall to hell :P
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Nov 21, 2018 00:24
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I only step into this thread once in a blue moon to see if indeed nerds are still absolute morons and if this train is still chugging. The best lol of them all is that It is. It always is. 200 million dollars. Bravo.
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Nov 21, 2018 00:31
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tyrelhill posted:why does the hud bounce but the camera doesn’t? wouldn’t that mean your space helmet is flopping around on your head? Every time I see it I crack up laughing because it is so loving stupid and a blatantly obvious sign that Crobbers and Co. have no loving clue at all what they are doing.
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Nov 21, 2018 01:40
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The Rabbi T. White posted:blatantly obvious sign that Crobbers and Co. have no loving clue at all what they are doing. otoh $200,000,000
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Nov 21, 2018 01:41
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Statutory Ape posted:otoh Yes, every product that has earned a lot of money is of the utmost quality which is why the Twilight movies and books are some of the greatest achievements of mankind.
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Nov 21, 2018 02:04
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Yes, every product that has earned a lot of money is of the utmost quality which is why the Twilight movies and books are some of the greatest achievements of mankind. you have vastly misinterpreted my point
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Nov 21, 2018 02:16
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Statutory Ape posted:you have vastly misinterpreted my point quote:blatantly obvious sign that Crobbers and Co. have no loving clue at all what they are doing. you assume theyre tryna make a good game i assume theyre tryna make $200m E: quote/edit, etc, whatever who cares
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Nov 21, 2018 02:16
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https://twitter.com/Jorunn_SC/status/1064685184744853505 https://twitter.com/Max_Raider_85/status/1064805312149037056
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Nov 21, 2018 05:14
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Pfft, Second Life did this ages ago.
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Nov 21, 2018 05:21
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Lol *somebody comes up to you during a kickin rad party looking like he's looking for drugs* "Hey, I head you're a gamer."
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Nov 21, 2018 05:27
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Pfft, Second Life did this ages ago. And that game let you have as many high-poly piercings as you wanted. How much piercing support does Star Citizen have, I wonder?
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Nov 21, 2018 05:28
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Somfin posted:And that game let you have as many high-poly piercings as you wanted. How much piercing support does Star Citizen have, I wonder? This sounds like a question for the Stimporer.
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Nov 21, 2018 05:29
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*baller rear end party is going on, women are naked practically loving, bottles are poppin, the coke is flowing* "You ever heard of that game star citizen?"
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