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Prince of Space posted:

For some reason, out of all of these, it's the "Lawless Tractor Zone" that gets me.

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StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

CONTENT.

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jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

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Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

Some fine signs emerging in this thread!

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Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

Kheldarn posted:

Light Gun Man posted:

yes friends

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jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Isn't it? Love -> Building on Fire got more radio play than Stay Hungry I thought.

I can't find data on that, but I'm going by the logic that Stay Hungry is an album track and Love -> Building on Fire isn't.

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Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

2DCAT posted:

Hey cool, someone liked my poster that I made and posted here (and then on Twitter) enough to post it here.

I will take that as a compliment.

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VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

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Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

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Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Stretch Marx posted:

haha

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redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

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it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

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Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

I keep forgetting how late it is when giggling at these signs. Oops! I sort of made a bunch of these again, so here are some selections from the batch:

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Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

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Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

King Lazer posted:

That's actively discriminating against full-fleshed individuals!

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Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

By popular demand posted:

That's actively discriminating against full-fleshed individuals!

What nonsense. Everyone in this company had flesh when hired.

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

I love this! And not just because it reminds me of the sun faded signs near beaches and old rest stops.

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Out of all the Robocop signs, this one makes me laugh the hardest for some reason:

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

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dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

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OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Gutter Phoenix posted:

The same is true for Reb Brown.

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StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

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Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

StoryTime posted:

Holy poo poo this rules.

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jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

The fruit, it hangs so low:

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dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Here's one for all the facebook grannies out there.

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).