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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Americans are retarded. We use twitter to have lengthy discussions, Facebook to spy on girls and post pictures of food, instagram to share nudes, and Snapchat to communicate with friends in 140 characters or less.

Are cuntry, are choose.

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

lol i just remembered when the entire UN laughed at trump, then all trumps friends said they were laughing with him

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1065359825654169600?s=19

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
WH approves use of force at border

quote:

The White House late Tuesday signed a memo allowing troops stationed at the border to engage in some law enforcement roles and use lethal force, if necessary

Good and normal.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


So people voted to have this guy in charge of everything, right?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007


LOOK OVER THERE LOOK OVER THERE, I scream, as multiple sealed grand jury cases are mysteriously filed in the D.C. circuit

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Stoatbringer posted:

So people voted to have this guy in charge of everything, right?

These same people are allowed to own firearms, drive and reproduce. hosed up.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

old beast lunatic posted:

These same people are allowed to own firearms, drive and reproduce. hosed up.

Begin by sterilizing evangelicals

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Are you a farmer who's surprised Donald Trump doesn't know poo poo about farming?

Please step into the sheep castrator.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


old beast lunatic posted:

These same people are allowed to own firearms, drive and reproduce. hosed up.

Easy solution: reproduce, drive over it, shoot self.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

America could use you, Tom Petty

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Trump 2020: Kill Your Families Then Yourself

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

old beast lunatic posted:

It's great how for like 35% of america "tellin it like it is." means "Flailing like a retard on fire."

Necro from last year true lol.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Big Beef City posted:

America could use you, Tom Petty

The DOW is free... freefallin.

rideANDxORdie
Jun 11, 2010
LOL I remember being in classes in my university's school of Journalism (LOL again) in like 2009 and all of my professors were going bananas over how cool and good Twitter would be for discourse. Then I remember a professor in like 2010 showing us something called Storify that lets people string together multiple tweets. One of the students said, "Oooo, it lets you make paragraphs out of Tweets?" and everyone lost their poo poo. Anyways I only paid like 40k for that dogshit degree [1/26]

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

AB AF

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1065375147383615489
:hmbol:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

I’m going to finger my butthole in obscurity, goodbye

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

"I was never the leader of the hate group that I founded and led since inception."
-A loving moron

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I watched the first couple of minutes of that video, everything he says is just completely laughable and/or preposterous.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

rideANDxORdie posted:

LOL I remember being in classes in my university's school of Journalism (LOL again) in like 2009 and all of my professors were going bananas over how cool and good Twitter would be for discourse. Then I remember a professor in like 2010 showing us something called Storify that lets people string together multiple tweets. One of the students said, "Oooo, it lets you make paragraphs out of Tweets?" and everyone lost their poo poo. Anyways I only paid like 40k for that dogshit degree [1/26]

A teacher in my J school (UOregon) was talking up second life at literally the same time Second Life Safaris were happening lmao

What the gently caress is a bbs?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/passantino/status/1065366769454338048

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

There CRIMINALS Caravan. We. Catch Detain! Judicial Activism. Not good!

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



This year, I'm thankful for the lols that chuds like McInnes keep churning out.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

EL BROMANCE posted:

This year, I'm thankful for the lols that chuds like McInnes keep churning out.

The last two weeks have been magical. Republicans are just crumbling, Trump is in permanent tantrum mode, the grifters are getting taken down, and AOC hasn't even been sworn in yet and the CHUDs and shitlibs alike are making GBS threads themselves so hard there's a national adult diaper shortage.

God bless us, every one.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I wonder if it's too late for David Duke to say he was never the leader of the KKK

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

EL BROMANCE posted:

This year, I'm thankful for the lols that chuds like McInnes keep churning out.

In that case, it may interest you to know that Laura Loomer has been suspended from Twitter today

https://twitter.com/HughLander1/status/1065383264368525313

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EL BROMANCE posted:

This year, I'm thankful for the lols that chuds like McInnes keep churning out.

What a loving coward Mcinnes is: I just started the nazi group on the wings of a media empire that is full of hipsters doing drugs and being generally idiots. I can't be responsable for their actions in my name, I didn't lead them every step of the way, just mostly with all those videos and rallies and every other goddamn thing I did to promote that movement. Nope not responsible in the slightest.

We need a special :thermidor: that's just a giant Fixy bike that rips your balls off in the chain.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Stoatbringer posted:

So people voted to have this guy in charge of everything, right?

you would think this would be the case, however you can receive millions less votes than your opponent and still become president!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

It's really hilarious that he's saying he's doing this to help the guys getting sentenced, rather than trying to cover his own well-documented rear end and all the things he crams in it

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Aha, here, your honor, proof, a video of me saying I am not the leader!

We have hundreds of videos of you acting as the leader.

But I said I was not the leader!

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Flesh Forge posted:

It's really hilarious that he's saying he's doing this to help the guys getting sentenced, rather than trying to cover his own well-documented rear end and all the things he crams in it

Lol it's because he's getting ran out of his Westchester neighborhood

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If my balls have to be launched into the cosmos after seeing Loomer was suspended, then it's only fair that McInnes's balls be torn off by a fixie bicycle.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

trem_two posted:

In that case, it may interest you to know that Laura Loomer has been suspended from Twitter today

https://twitter.com/HughLander1/status/1065383264368525313

Loomered 2.0: The ReLoomering

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

trem_two posted:

In that case, it may interest you to know that Laura Loomer has been suspended from Twitter today

https://twitter.com/HughLander1/status/1065383264368525313

I rat her out every few days so I take full credit

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007




Love walter

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Didn't she also get directly into Dorsey's face in DC a couple weeks ago?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/justicedems/status/1065331572562259968

:3:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Those shoes look awfully expensive for someone struggling with money! :thunk:

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PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin

Jel Shaker posted:

lol i just remembered when the entire UN laughed at trump, then all trumps friends said they were laughing with him

They were saying Boo-urns!

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