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beanieson posted:Please, that’s a manslaughter plea all day long Hi Mrs. Beanie, he had it coming.
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How's the pergola?
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EBB posted:How's the pergola? It really does tie the yard together.
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beanieson posted:Please, that’s a manslaughter plea all day long Did you enjoy the wedding
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EBB posted:Try to be a little constructive with your posting, please. ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ CONSTRUCTIVE POSTING ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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(I constructed a house)
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Victor Vermis posted:┏┓ My constructive addition to this thread: we all know that 98% of the job is the societal/human equivalent of turning the water hose on dogs that got stuck together loving in the front yard. The rest of it is some slight chance to either do something really good or really bad, situation dependent. Convince me I'm wrong.
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Victor Vermis posted:(I constructed a house) Grover?
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uncle w benefits posted:Grover? The windows are too consistent.
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Victor Vermis posted:(I constructed a house) Add the pergola with a little ascii body underneath
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there is no way a goon cop's body was little even in ascii form, like we're talking capital O here for the midsection at least
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Victor Vermis posted:┏┓ Not seeing a pergola
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beanieson posted:Add the pergola with a little ascii body underneath EBB posted:Not seeing a pergola Add the reference Not seeing a reference
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The chief of my old department just admitted to being a secret alcoholic who quit rehab and drove his police car drunk. Apparently, the mayor already knew, but covered it up. When a dept has issues, always look to the top.
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Victor Vermis posted:Add the reference Drunk thread dec 2015. Last couple of pages
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What is it like to be police in Portland? It must be like bizzaro world
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Victor Vermis posted:Add the reference Beanieson got really drunk at a wedding where a guy was the “man of honor” and really was having a good time telling us about it and loving with him. Gave him an “always the bridesmaid” flag or something for a picture. He also intimated that he had been flirting with a coworker pretty heavily. A week or so later we find out Mrs. Beanie had been reading the forums on their computer after he left for work or whatever. Since then the running joke is she killed him, and then has been posting as him as a cover story and the pergola she built in the back yard is hiding the body. Beanie is a detective but couldn’t figure out why his last read was always cleared out even if he hadn’t read all the new posts yet.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Beanie is a detective but couldn’t figure out why his last read was always cleared out even if he hadn’t read all the new posts yet. That's some fine work there, Lou.
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look man, this forum is buggy as gently caress what do I know about internets
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Mr. Nice! posted:Beanieson got really drunk at a wedding where a guy was the “man of honor” and really was having a good time telling us about it and loving with him. Gave him an “always the bridesmaid” flag or something for a picture. He also intimated that he had been flirting with a coworker pretty heavily. I feel like these were two separate stories? One was holiday party flirting with a coworker and uncovered by Mrs. Beanie, and the other involved the "man of honor" pitiably pining over the bride and giving off homicidal vibes? I dunno, I just remember that there were at least two times Beanie liveposted about being in grave danger. Get it? Get it? Grave. Danger. Edit: but if any GiP poster is actually going to be killed, it will be one of Teflon Don's secret santa victims.
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The proudest moment of my life was going on last at my BFFs wedding and keeping my best man speech under 100 words after the entire bridal party had read out 3 single space 12 pt times new roman pages each "He's awesome, I'm hungry, gently caress off!" shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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shame on an IGA posted:keeping my best man speech under 100 words You are the hero every wedding needs.
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:how did you clowns not realise that VV was asking sarcastically much like your posting
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:how did you clowns not realise that VV was asking sarcastically nah I missed the pergola stuff and still couldnt find it when I went back to look BERENSTEIN BEARS
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uncle w benefits posted:Is it OK to think police horses with tail lights are pretty cool? that is pretty cool but forcing those nice horses to be pigs isn't cool
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EBB posted:that is pretty cool but forcing those nice horses to be pigs isn't cool Horses are naturally dim creatures, prone toward violent overreaction when startled. No need to force anything. They’re clearly the platonic ideal of policing. 
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Just called popo on construction violating TX noise ordinance of 10-7 - difficulty im in a different county but the 411 chick was awesomely helpful and I'm waiting to see them shutdown these loving cunts that think that building their multi-family dwelling shitbox is allowed to be built 24x7 Can I pay more when I call 411 to shoot the perps?
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Reign Of Pain posted:Just called popo on construction violating TX noise ordinance of 10-7 - difficulty im in a different county but the 411 chick was awesomely helpful and I'm waiting to see them shutdown these loving cunts that think that building their multi-family dwelling shitbox is allowed to be built 24x7 Fox Industries has a wide variety of temporary noise-abatement products to choose from.
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Victor Vermis posted:nah I missed the pergola stuff huh welp the joke's on me i guess
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I hope this is enough to shitcan this idiot...is it? https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/broward-south-florida-cop-wore-qanon-patch-with-mike-pence-10938571 quote:South Florida Cop Wore "QAnon" Conspiracy Patch With Mike Pence 
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Reign Of Pain posted:I hope this is enough to shitcan this idiot...is it? Probably a letter in his jacket for violating uniform policy.
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Reign Of Pain posted:I hope this is enough to shitcan this idiot...is it? I read that he was suspended pending an investigation.
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I put this patch on my swat vest.  I didn’t get suspended but I did get a few knowing head nods and 2 thumbs up
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beanieson posted:I put this patch on my swat vest. I bought a bunch of those patches and gave them to friends. One of my buddies who does EP work put it on his plate carrier as well; I put mine on one of my bikepacking bags. My secret fear is that someone’s going to think it’s a racist patch but so far those that have gotten the reference have loved it, just like my few friends who understand why I put three seashells in my guest bathroom.
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