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I can only assume it's trying fuse with the front half of the cat
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Nov 23, 2018 00:47
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Guys it's the hitman raccoon being caught in the act...
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 CW for anti-raccoon sentiment in the comments: https://twitter.com/OfficerEdith/status/1063439394026086400
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Hey Uber drivers this is not advisable if you want to keep your 5-star rating.
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https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1067140447380754433
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My moms on a trip and sees this Coati (member of raccoon family) literally stealing trash   
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Are we allowed to post other less fatty and more slinky mustelids in this thread?
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Measly Twerp posted:Are we allowed to post other less fatty and more slinky mustelids in this thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdRXuyBOyow
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Measly Twerp posted:Are we allowed to post other less fatty and more slinky mustelids in this thread? Raccoons aren't mustelids. 
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https://twitter.com/hondvran/status/1068658207474638850 Don't turn on sound.
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Randaconda posted:Raccoons aren't mustelids. Ok so they're technically musteloids... Does that matter? Here, have some fat otters! 
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Measly Twerp posted:Ok so they're technically musteloids... Does that matter? What about the poor scientists, trying to sort out proper mammalian clades?? Huh?????
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Bert Roberge posted:https://twitter.com/hondvran/status/1068658207474638850 Jesus, that music was horrible, mission impossible played on an out of tune nose flute.
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Dec 2, 2018 16:06
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Actually the music is 100% appropriate.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Jesus, that music was horrible, mission impossible played on an out of tune nose flute.
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Dinosaur for dinner 😅https://www.instagram.com/p/BrAjJVGHt8M/
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Raccoons yet again proving that they are Florida’s last hope.
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We Know Catheters posted:Dinosaur for dinner It was less for that video and more for the rest of that page, honestly. The video was tame but uhhh...don't click back if you don't want to see like larvae infested chameleons or anything.Cool video though!
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Raccoon: hahaha fat pudgy lmao haha eat food lol Also raccoon: BLOODTHIRSTY MURDERER EAT THE FUKKEN LIZARD
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The rare aquatic raccoon. https://i.imgur.com/gQWgHAs.mp4
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FYI you can get apparently get your PhD in Trash Panda
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The rare aquatic raccoon. m i l k
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Baronjutter posted:Why are like 90% of pet raccoons russian? Because keeping a raccoon as a pet, like wearing track suits or drinking vodka, is a Bad Decision.
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DontMockMySmock posted:Because keeping a raccoon as a pet, like wearing track suits or drinking vodka, is a Bad Decision. And like wearing track suits and drinking vodka, it's worth it.
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https://twitter.com/dgosketches/status/1084951646419980288Baronjutter posted:Why are like 90% of pet raccoons russian? Lax laws surrounding exotic/wild pets combined with them being an exotic non-native species plus Russia's entire weird social media culture spawning a ton of imitators
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Because they are unscrupulous bandits And the raccoons are cute
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Two of these loving scamps scared the hell of out me earlier. I was smoking when I heard a noise, turned around and that's when the motion detection sensor kicked in to reveal two raccoons walking alongthe top of the gate fence. Both of them stared me down, then hopped down into my backyard. That's my raccoon story.
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whenever i meet canadians or americans they find it really weird that all i care to ask them about or want to talk to them about is raccoons im always like "have you ever seen a real raccoon?" and they're like "yeah dude the little motherfuckers" and im always like "tell me more about the raccoons  "
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