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bill's a pretty good barber
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wasnt there a post in either this or the tv iv thread where it had a list of the thanksgiving episodes
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Nov 23, 2018 17:28
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Raskolnikov38 posted:bill's a pretty good barber Yeah, and as much as they play it up as pathetic being a career military barber is probably the best job on the street. Kahn probably makes more money but he blew his security clearance for a military contract- meanwhile Bill is a military secret after they realize they can't cut his department or the officers will all have bad haircuts. Also shaving the hair off jerk teen recruits is a hell of a revenge for a balding man, I tell you whut.
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Nov 23, 2018 17:29
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also he looked pretty competent for the three seconds we got to see him as a tank commander before lenore ruined his life
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Nov 23, 2018 17:40
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Raskolnikov38 posted:also he looked pretty competent for the three seconds we got to see him as a tank commander before lenore ruined his life Yeah... do we ever meet Lenore or do they just Marice her? I know we finally meet Luanne's parents Leanne and Hoyt and they're both trainwrecks. I wonder how much of Bill's meteoric fall is his own fault.
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Nov 23, 2018 17:48
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She's in the episode with Ann Richards.
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Nov 23, 2018 17:55
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I think the idea with Bill is that he'd be the most competent and successful of them all if he weren't such a pathetic sad sack.
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Nov 23, 2018 17:56
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watching the one where peggy is jealous of bobbys home ec and its so funny. ive also been watching AD. It's also really good.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:02
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Paladinus posted:She's in the episode with Ann Richards. Oh that's right! Yeah it's probably mostly her fault. I used to really hate the retcon of Peggy's family in the Montanna episode, but now that I've actually spent time in BSC I have to admit it fits her really well- ranchers are some of the most stubborn, infuriating people on the planet. And Hank mistaking deranged rambling for 'cowboy wisdom' oughta be the state flag. I'm pretty sure the government's approach to senior health around here is just old people drive their trucks into ditches and disappear in the snow.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:05
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Bill was really competent as a gay stylist too. For a little while.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:12
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Wasn't Bill a pretty good salesman whenever Peggy roped him into pyramid schemes? Bill is a multi-talented man who would excel at whatever he chose to do if he or Hank didn't sabotage him at every turn.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:23
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Yeah, and as much as they play it up as pathetic being a career military barber is probably the best job on the street. Kahn probably makes more money but he blew his security clearance for a military contract- meanwhile Bill is a military secret after they realize they can't cut his department or the officers will all have bad haircuts. CAPTAIN: Okay, who here knows how to cut hair? GAY SOLDIER: Don't answer! It's a trick! I like when Luanne styles the recruits hair the smile of relief when it gets buzzed.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:24
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You're not a jarhead, that's the Marines. This is the Army, you're a GRUNT!
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Nov 23, 2018 18:39
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Yeah, and as much as they play it up as pathetic being a career military barber is probably the best job on the street. Kahn probably makes more money but he blew his security clearance for a military contract- meanwhile Bill is a military secret after they realize they can't cut his department or the officers will all have bad haircuts. Uh excuse me, but according to Bill's Army records, he's actually a master electrician with a clearance for pinball repair.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:20
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haljordan posted:Uh excuse me, but according to Bill's Army records, he's actually a master electrician with a clearance for pinball repair. Not to mention he's a super-soldier, part of the government's secret project codenamed 'placebo'. Bill is essentially Captain America with better taste in friends.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:29
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too bad his only super power is being fat and hairy
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Nov 23, 2018 20:22
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The White Dragon posted:too bad his only super power is being fat and hairy His bad breath qualifies him as a superhero alone.
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Nov 23, 2018 23:17
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i've always wondered if this was something the army produced or if Dale made it for the slideshow
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Nov 23, 2018 23:27
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dale's skill is not that great. remember that he falls for doctored photos, but it could definitely be someone else's photoshop
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Nov 23, 2018 23:35
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The blonde woman who lives here told me I like fruit pies.
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Nov 24, 2018 01:13
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Strickland Propane does not have a vending machine. It smells, and I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded. The end.
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Nov 24, 2018 01:56
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haljordan posted:Strickland Propane does not have a vending machine. It smells, and I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded. The end. 
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Nov 24, 2018 03:12
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Who What Now posted:Wasn't Bill a pretty good salesman whenever Peggy roped him into pyramid schemes? Bill is a multi-talented man who would excel at whatever he chose to do if he or Hank didn't sabotage him at every turn. Bill is his own worst enemy. He always goes way too far in every situation. Like the home gym or the beauty salon or the wheelchair thing. Or Arlen South Youth Baseball or the time he was put in charge of the flood shelter.
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Nov 24, 2018 04:10
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haljordan posted:Strickland Propane does not have a vending machine. It smells, and I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded. The end. *Propene
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Nov 24, 2018 04:14
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muscles like this! posted:Bill is his own worst enemy. He always goes way too far in every situation. Like the home gym or the beauty salon or the wheelchair thing. Or Arlen South Youth Baseball or the time he was put in charge of the flood shelter.
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Nov 24, 2018 06:32
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I like the one where Bill rents the Christmas bounce house and has a sure thing with that mother, then when she brings him dinner for their date a week later he's still wearing the filthy Santa outfit.
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Nov 24, 2018 06:36
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I like the one where Bill rents the Christmas bounce house and has a sure thing with that mother, then when she brings him dinner for their date a week later he's still wearing the filthy Santa outfit. Hank's "I've had enough of this Christmas crap! *door slam*" is one of the realest Angry Dad™ moments in the show. Mike Judge is such a good voice actor
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Nov 24, 2018 07:03
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Not to mention he's a super-soldier, part of the government's secret project codenamed 'placebo'. No no, the project name was Infinite Walrus, for which Bill was injected with P-fizer's deadly Placebo drug.
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Nov 25, 2018 00:56
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The Bible posted:No no, the project name was Infinite Walrus, for which Bill was injected with P-fizer's deadly Placebo drug. Haha far funnier of course.
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Nov 25, 2018 01:12
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We're not renting a bus. IT'S FOR THE FREAKIN' CHILDREN
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Nov 25, 2018 03:21
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I like how Bobby thinks Gary is the way he is because that's what Arizona is.
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Nov 25, 2018 16:13
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The guys showing up to watch the cowboys game with big williy lane in their sundays best is just good visual characterization
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Nov 25, 2018 19:30
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What is bottle donkey?
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Nov 25, 2018 19:50
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Milo and POTUS posted:The guys showing up to watch the cowboys game with big williy lane in their sundays best is just good visual characterization Also the debate over whether or not to stay for the post-game show.
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Nov 25, 2018 19:51
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joshtothemaxx posted:Bill was really competent as a gay stylist too. For a little while. Loved it when Bill just broke down and shouted "I'M NOT GAY" in the middle of the salon.
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Nov 25, 2018 20:10
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super sweet best pal posted:Loved it when Bill just broke down and shouted "I'M NOT GAY" in the middle of the salon. Hits close to home, don't it?
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Nov 25, 2018 20:22
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"Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker." Is still the best line in 13 seasons.
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I love that line because you know whoever was at the censor office that day didn't understand it at all.
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