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ACTIVATE PROTOCOL SEVEN (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 23, 2018 18:19
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OH poo poo OH gently caress THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A SNIPE!
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Nov 23, 2018 18:19
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Someone help I need to delete the internet
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Nov 23, 2018 18:21
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I wonder when they will break 2.2 million Citizens. They operate world-wide, but not even 2.2 million people even registered an account. With free play weekends. I still get some mails, and I just registered over a ref-link and spent 0$.  I love that every image is made just for me and they track it. I'm a Shitizen.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:21
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Launcher is working now but the in-game showroom is empty. Taken from my game just now: this feels like a metaphor for something 
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Nov 23, 2018 18:24
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Someone help I need to delete the internet Just type "Google" into Google.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:25
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Agony Aunt posted:Just type "Google" into Google. РӘДН ЫРШЕ ЗШЫЫ ФРРРРРРРРРРРР!
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Nov 23, 2018 18:28
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New "Combat Starter" jpeg: only $75 real human dollars lmfao *Note, this does not include a copy of the game
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Nov 23, 2018 18:30
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Sarsapariller posted:
Yeah, this clusterfuck of a game mimics Old Yeller. Take it behind the shed and end the misery. Well maybe a year from now, I'm still getting enjoyment from rabid backers.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:31
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C-Bangin' it 
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Nov 23, 2018 18:32
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Beet Wagon posted:New "Combat Starter" jpeg: only $75 real human dollars lmfao Calling their poo poo "anniversary" for a game still in pre-alpha and no design document yet and an unsuitable engine and no space combat in their space combat game is totally normal and good. Anniversaries happen all the time to things that don't exist.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:32
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Nov 23, 2018 18:35
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For those attempting to sign up for the free flight event, the captcha stuff requires an electron microscope. What a loving farce.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:43
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Sarsapariller posted:Launcher is working now but the in-game showroom is empty. Taken from my game just now: [extremely Ian Malcolm voice] "Ah now, eventually you do plan to have spaceships at your spaceship expo, right? Hello?"
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Nov 23, 2018 18:44
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Mirificus fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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Nov 23, 2018 18:50
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Kazan with the good take here, actually. Dunking on libertarians is cool and good, even if you do it in a super douchey way
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Nov 23, 2018 18:52
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Oh, who has a referral code?
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Nov 23, 2018 18:53
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https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/1065825013108854789 https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/1066000764219215872 https://twitter.com/listening2day/status/1066004711671660544
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Nov 23, 2018 18:54
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I dunno, can it punch above it’s weight?
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Nov 23, 2018 18:57
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Finally got through the account creation...man they are salty against refudians. Did fine this line rich though. 
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Nov 23, 2018 19:02
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Nov 23, 2018 19:04
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It's funny how I occasionally catch myself falling back into their trap lol. Been "playing" more to try and get dumb poo poo for youtube, and the disparity between my lovely starter ship and even like... the next price tier up is so huge that I've been sitting here watching FTR's stream of the expo and going "I wonder if I have enough store credit hiding somewhere to upgrade" lmfao Thanks for making the new fighter JPEG like 75 fuckin dollars, CIG - you probably saved me from giving you five bucks out of Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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Nov 23, 2018 19:06
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The lorville nightmare is real btw. I finally got in an instance where the ships are on the showroom floor and rentable, but there are 20 other commandos trying to spawn ships at the 6 hangars and get the gently caress out of the city at the same time. Unfortunately if you are placed in the queue and it finally spawns your ship, it will not tell you which hangar it put the ship in. Since the elevators are magic teleport boxes that take 1+ minutes to cycle, you will have your pick of about 3 before your poo poo times out and the ship is repossessed. I'm standing at the elevators watching commandos sprint in and out, desperate to find the right one.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:07
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Well, I finally found my rental ship, and then spent 2 minutes trying to get into it. Finally got in, and messaged the landing comm to open the hangar doors. Instead, they reclaimed my ship, teleporting me underneath the world to fall to my death and start over. gently caress Star Citizen
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Nov 23, 2018 19:13
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Sarsapariller posted:Well, I finally found my rental ship, and then spent 2 minutes trying to get into it. Finally got in, and messaged the landing comm to open the hangar doors. Instead, they reclaimed my ship, teleporting me underneath the world to fall to my death and start over. Failure is currently flying to the marker for his rental ship. It's 23 km away from where the elevator dumped him out. our elevators are real elevators, everyone. No smoke and mirrors, no smoke and mirrors, you're the smoke and mirrors.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:14
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ship commercials are back, featuring more excitement than has ever actually been in the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUnRqOsQUM
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Nov 23, 2018 19:18
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I spent 20 minutes downloading the game and now the play button is gone and the website died again star citizen is good
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Nov 23, 2018 19:21
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Beet Wagon posted:ship commercials are back, featuring more excitement than has ever actually been in the game Leave your enemies bewildered That is an accurate summary of CIG's operating strategy, got to admit Respawned, got a ship out of the hangar, am now on the 20+ minute flight back to Port Olisar to escape the helltrap that is Hurston. Why am I doing this again?
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Nov 23, 2018 19:26
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I like the fact that after jumping through hoops to create an account I have to wait for basically null activity from other family members before I download this dumpster fire.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:26
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/r/starcitizen has successfully convinced some of its dumbest users that goons are ddosing CIG
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Nov 23, 2018 19:29
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welp, read about playing for free, downloaded the launcher from some random redditor since the games website is down and immediately got this error when trying to log in "Unexpected token < in JSON at Position D" real helpful.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:30
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Nov 23, 2018 19:32
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Beet Wagon posted:/r/starcitizen has successfully convinced some of its dumbest users that goons are ddosing CIG ... goons are probably responsible for the ships not appearing at the expo, and for the whole game lagging and stuttering like no tomorrow because they just loaded the whole server into the newest, worst performing area. Dastardly!
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Nov 23, 2018 19:33
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:welp, read about playing for free, downloaded the launcher from some random redditor since the games website is down and immediately got this error when trying to log in They are giving you the D
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Nov 23, 2018 19:33
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Shouldn't there be something resembling a 'play' button on the launcher? Am I missing something? Is the joke that Star Citizen isn't actually a game and there's nothing to play? 
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Nov 23, 2018 19:35
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Meanwhile in ED... https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/9zngdx/spoiler_and_things_get_even_more_strange_in_the/ Space squids have been discovered.  quote:Makes Whale Sounds if encountered, scanned or shot at. Do they scream "ITS ALPHA!" or "You don't understand software development!" ?
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Nov 23, 2018 19:35
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Sarsapariller posted:... goons are probably responsible for the ships not appearing at the expo, and for the whole game lagging and stuttering like no tomorrow because they just loaded the whole server into the newest, worst performing area. Dastardly! I'm fuckin dying  
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Nov 23, 2018 19:36
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Beet Wagon posted:/r/starcitizen has successfully convinced some of its dumbest users that goons are ddosing CIG He's getting upvoted. I've added an upvote myself. People need to see how broke brained some of these people are. I'm trying to download the loving thing myself, but its now stuck. Yeah, GG goonies! /s
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Nov 23, 2018 19:37
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Aurra posted:Shouldn't there be something resembling a 'play' button on the launcher? Am I missing something? Atheist Sunglasses posted:welp, read about playing for free, downloaded the launcher from some random redditor since the games website is down and immediately got this error when trying to log in The servers are currently on fire. It'll pass, or not.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:38
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Buy AMZN stock...who knows how much they are making now.
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Nov 23, 2018 19:48
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