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Carnival of Shrews posted:'Javanese Dinner', eh? Takes more than a bit of tinned pineapple to scare me off, let's see what google turns up. I should call my mother and grandmother for knowing how to cook and teaching me how, 'cause wtf.
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Is this a joke? I honestly can't tell if this is a joke. http://www.honeycomboasis.com/single-post/How-to-Do-a-Javanese-Dinner  It's like the mingled vomit you see in the gutter outside a row of take-aways and off-licenses on saturday mornings. edit: Jesus gently caress - the 'gravy' is soup. SOUP.
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Nov 23, 2018 16:01
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It's real, and it's real weird. We have scrambled eggs, pecan pie granola, and prune-cranberry jelly to add to our Javanese brunch today. Hooray.
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Nov 23, 2018 16:30
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I know every country has its own extremely weird and nasty foods so I'm not going to get all high-horsey about the actual ingredients, but I do think it's a bit thick to call it 'Havanese'. I mean, I could mix marmalade, sour cream, tealeaves, chocolate syrup and lime juice up with some cold pudding rice but I'm not going to call it a 'thai bowl' to try to trick people into eating it.
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Nov 23, 2018 16:49
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No you're right, it's definitely not cool. It's probably racist af as it was mostly a trend in Southern families in the 70's and 80s. Behold the wonders of Southern racism.
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Up to the cheese I'm like okay I can imagine this being tasty and then it goes out of its loving mind.
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I’m going to submit my own AFP. I braised some deer shanks on the bone for Thanksgiving. It’s my favorite thing how it basically turns into meat aspic.    It’s good as gently caress though.
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I saw the Thanksgiving episode of Friends yesterday where two pages of Rachel's cookbook stick together and she winds up making English shepherd's pie trifle for dessert. It's kind of amazing to see something so similar being made on purpose. eta: the "Javanese" thing, that is
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Hirayuki posted:I saw the Thanksgiving episode of Friends yesterday where two pages of Rachel's cookbook stick together and she winds up making English shepherd's pie trifle for dessert. It's kind of amazing to see something so similar being made on purpose.  A bunch of people made them for lols this year for whatever reason. Maybe people do it every year and I've never noticed, but it seemed to be a bit of a thing on a small part of the internet this year.
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Ah yes, the American South, famous for its affinity for ... Indonesian culture and cuisine (what).
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bike tory posted:
The reason is that YouTube’s favorite chef made it, and life imitates art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BxOhJOmUw Actually a lot of the stuff on his channel is pretty afp worthy. At least the first half of them when he goes solely by description.
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Nov 23, 2018 20:14
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Data Graham posted:Ah yes, the American South, famous for its affinity for ... Indonesian culture and cuisine (what). Eh, we're a military family that has lived in Vietnam, Thailand and Cambodia. It might be a weird military family thing, if I think about it. Possibly not Southern, still racist as goddamn.
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Nov 23, 2018 20:24
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This is violence
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Nov 23, 2018 20:28
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Oh like you never tried to cop a nicotine buzz off a half-butt you found in your aunt's ashtray. This is just the same thing, but with ambition.
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Nov 23, 2018 20:31
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Why does this remind me of my childhood
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Carnival of Shrews posted:'Javanese Dinner', eh? Takes more than a bit of tinned pineapple to scare me off, let's see what google turns up. I’ve never read a more desperate recipe. Lady your food is disgusting and no amount of dolling it up with designs and hail marying a bible quote is gonna change that you’re just forcing people to eat a garbage dump to make yourself feel better
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Nov 23, 2018 22:06
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Oh, looks like all of my aunts are cooking dinner again
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The "Javanese Dinner" seems like some bizarre corruption of rijsttafel, which is actually loving amazing and do not miss it if you're ever in Curaçao or Suriname (or of course Java, I just haven't been there).
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Null of Undefined posted:The reason is that YouTube’s favorite chef made it, and life imitates art. Aw man, don't poo poo on my man Babish. He's pretty decent and one of the few food personalities I can stand.
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Zipperelli. posted:Aw man, don't poo poo on my man Babish. He's pretty decent and one of the few food personalities I can stand. I’m not making GBS threads on him. I’m saying that the food he makes in the first part of his videos, where he recreates the something based solely on the descriptions and ingredients in whatever work of fiction he’s referencing, is usually gross and inedible,as per his own admission. When he makes his own version it’s usually good and cool. I subbed to that fools channel way before he was an internet billionaire. (As most people on SA probably did)
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Null of Undefined posted:I’m not making GBS threads on him. I’m saying that the food he makes in the first part of his videos, where he recreates the something based solely on the descriptions and ingredients in whatever work of fiction he’s referencing, is usually gross and inedible,as per his own admission. When he makes his own version it’s usually good and cool. Ah, gotcha. I thought you meant his food in general was AFP. I was gonna say...
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Some people say this was some kind of joke thing, like a goon meet or something. If that's true, it's still very depressing, just in a completely different way
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I think it was an parody thing You forgot the shot of the cornucopia of dry pasta and other poo poo
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Nov 24, 2018 07:19
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Close, it's an art project.
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AlbieQuirky posted:The "Javanese Dinner" seems like some bizarre corruption of rijsttafel, which is actually loving amazing and do not miss it if you're ever in Curaçao or Suriname (or of course Java, I just haven't been there). Sound a bit like Tumpeng. They make a cone shape mountain of rice and surround it with meat, egg, veg and salad dishes. I'd love a buffet with rendang curry, coconut , chicken satay skewers, gado gado etc with some warm fish, egg and veg salads
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We... well, they, always called it Hawaiian Haystacks here. I called it "I'm not that hungry, but thanks anyways" and raided the fridge when I got home. There was also the Mexican Pile-On, but that was just deluxe nachos.
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AlbieQuirky posted:The "Javanese Dinner" seems like some bizarre corruption of rijsttafel, which is actually loving amazing and do not miss it if you're ever in Curaçao or Suriname (or of course Java, I just haven't been there). Surinamese food rules
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I mean I guess the open scab wound and gross rear end fingers in the cup kind of add to the fallout vibe
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Aesop Poprock posted:I mean I guess the open scab wound and gross rear end fingers in the cup kind of add to the fallout vibe I'm not sure if shot glasses full of semen really fit, though.
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The worlds worst demon tries to trick people into summoning itself
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So is this a dolphin gleefully bathing in its own blood, or...
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Dixville posted:So is this a dolphin gleefully bathing in its own blood, or... Nah it just killed a shark for fun
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fizzymercy posted:Eh, we're a military family that has lived in Vietnam, Thailand and Cambodia. It might be a weird military family thing, if I think about it. Possibly not Southern, still racist as goddamn. AlbieQuirky posted:The "Javanese Dinner" seems like some bizarre corruption of rijsttafel, which is actually loving amazing and do not miss it if you're ever in Curaçao or Suriname (or of course Java, I just haven't been there).
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