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berth ell pup posted:GOAT I archived all the others, but I ain't savin' this one. It can be lost to the ravages of time. https://i.imgur.com/Kjmyov7.jpg
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Burt Sexual posted:Penis exposing to the neighborhood self owns itt. Living in isolation on the top floor of an old Victorian, pissing out the window and exposing the neighborhood to both yourself and the stench of steaming piss in the summer? Someone's getting an early start on their golden years.
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Burt Sexual posted:Penis exposing to the neighborhood self owns itt. speak for yourself 
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Threads about dumps like these and the Final Fantasy VII House are always a good reminder to make sure you take care of your poo poo and be responsible.
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Bogus Adventure posted:the Final Fantasy VII House
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BexGu posted:Why are cats the filthy hoarder animal of choice? They never want to be taken out for a walk.
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FactsAreUseless posted:What's the story with this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRjrLmc_4c its insane
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 hello darkness my old friend...
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gently caress, I did my best to forget that. I really did.
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Say Nothing posted:Crosspost from the cursed thread... this is kinda impressive, wonder how many 5c refunds that is Who What Now posted:^^^^^^ why didnt the salt kill them? underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Nov 20, 2018 |
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ive already showered twice today and this thread made me go for a third
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Do not question the ways of the mighty Cum Mushroom.
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Mom I told you , don't forage in my room anymore Those were my mushrooms not yours to pick and cook with dinner GOD
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FactsAreUseless posted:What's the story with this? There are a few Something Awful archive threads about it, but the Cliffnotes version is a crazy lady tricking vulnerable and impressionable teens into believing magic is real, and that they should work to support her lifestyle while living together in squalor: http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/ It's worth the read for the  and  s
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underage at the vape shop posted:this is kinda impressive, wonder how many 5c refunds that is You guys poke fun, but that just looks like a pretty solid retirement fund to me.
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spinderella posted:What the hell is happening in the brain to make pee precious? nothing... the pee isn't precious at all. first piss bottle they think 'ill get it later'... soon you are 10 bottles in and just decide to leave it because it turns out organization and cleanliness wasn't precious to you either. it is too much disgusting work to move and it doesn't smell that bad... i promise i'll move them ALL after the next time... and now you are at 15 bottles but you forgot where the first 5 were because it's buried and you hate yourself so you might as well game instead... you're gonna clean ALL of it tomorrow anyway, for real this time...
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There’s money in reclaiming phosphorus from piss, but that’s on a much bigger scale than a dude or even a neighborhood. Are cum mushrooms a viable carbon sequestration scheme?
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El_Elegante posted:There’s money in reclaiming phosphorus from piss, but that’s on a much bigger scale than a dude or even a neighborhood. Andy Weir's erotic version of The Martian was not well received.
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El_Elegante posted:There’s money in reclaiming phosphorus from piss, but that’s on a much bigger scale than a dude or even a neighborhood. In victorian London there was a job called Saltpeter Man. Imagine a Milk Man in reverse
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Blue On Blue posted:Mom I told you , don't forage in my room anymore I had threw up a little in my mouth reading this
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ty to the kind goon who posted the pics from /tv/ so I don't need to dig them up again fun fact: the poster who posted that shithole living situation was a woman w/ an unhealthy obsession w/ summer glau RIP SK
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esperterra posted:ty to the kind goon who posted the pics from /tv/ so I don't need to dig them up again Please elaborate.
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SK was just an incredibly goony lesbian who used to post a lot on /tv/ back in the heyday of there being a metric fuckton of trips on the board, tho I can't remember if she had an actual tripcode or just put SK in the name field.  Anyway she was weird and really loved Summer Glau and other TV actresses, and she lived in a hell hole:   I'm too lazy to find the pic of her nasty bathroom but I posted it in the last squalor thread maybe I'll look for it later lmao There's not much more to it than that. She still posts on /tv/ but anon now. But you can tell it's her.
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I like this one. So where do the bitcoins come out?
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No pics, but I had my first encounter with a hoarder family about a year ago. I went to build a computer for this guy I know, early 20s, lives with his parents, works with a buddy of mine. Go in and the house is just packed with...stuff. Old magazines, old furniture, old computer parts, you could barely move. The entire place smelled of cat poo poo and his room, in the basement ofc, was barely any better. Which is pretty sad because while he seemed kinda self-aware that his situation was off when we lightly mentioned that the place was "messy", it was pretty obvious that he'd lived like this all his life was unable to change. Thing is, his parents seemed outwardly normal otherwise; the house was a standard suburban one-storey and the garden out front was immaculately kept. They're older, Polish immigrants so I guess its possible they've adopted this habit due to frugality, but I'm just grasping at straws.
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I would share pics of the apartment I moved into when I first came to Japan, but I have none because I did not want to remember that place. The guy who lived in it beforehand was a pig, and he "gifted" me a couch that was infested with mildew. It went in the trash along with a lot of other junk ASAP. I worked hard to make it "livable," but livable by goon standards. Not functioning adult standards.
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This thread needs more  goony caves.
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potentiallycool posted:This thread needs more That /tv/ one is apparently a gooncave.
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Which reminds me I tracked down the pics of her bathroom, also an updated pic of her room somewhat cleaner but still with the puke trash can lmbo Will post when I get home.
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Do we really need the goonette answer to cumshrooms? DO WE?!
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McSpanky posted:Do we really need the goonette answer to cumshrooms? DO WE?! of course  
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esperterra posted:of course That is years of toilet paper rolls, even for a few people in a household. drat
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Those pics are from 2011. Is anyone still alive there?
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Goddrat, and I feel like a slob when I let the trash can overflow in a day or two of terminal laziness.
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McSpanky posted:Do we really need the goonette answer to cumshrooms? DO WE?!  Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' – that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know
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Whatev posted:I have submitted this question to the foremost answerers of questions and the answer to the question is yes Jesus mary and joseph and all the saints
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