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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

fullroundaction posted:

Driving home I passed a CVS and realized I've never once questioned what that was an acronym of.

It doesn't stand for anything anymore but it was originally "Consumer Value Stores".

BP is the same way

used to mean big Penis

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Still does actually

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You're wrong.

It means "British Penis".

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bony tony posted:

You're wrong.

It means "British Penis".

Which everyone knows is the direct opposite of "big penis".

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
But, strangely, the same thing as Bepis.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
BP stand for BUY PETROL.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SA is short for "Something Awful" :eyepop:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Goon originally stood for Gang of Overweight Online Nerds

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Goon originally stood for Gang of Overweight Online Nerds

Thank you for upholding the tradition I salute you!

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

bony tony posted:

You're wrong.

It means "British Penis".

They rebranded. It means "Beyond Penis".

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jerry Cotton posted:

SA is short for "Something Awful" :eyepop:

I had been thinking it was South African but this news is a weight off my mind

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

fullroundaction posted:

Driving home I passed a CVS and realized I've never once questioned what that was an acronym of.

It doesn't stand for anything anymore but it was originally "Consumer Value Stores".

Comma values, separated

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
The only CVS we have here is cumming vagina squirt

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

crispy vole skin down here in Mississippi

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Always thought it stood for Caucasian Viking Sailors

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

jobson groeth posted:

The only CVS we have here is cumming vagina squirt

Posting from porn hub itt

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Alexander Skarsgard played the Iceman in Generation Kill, I don't know why I'm only just realising this.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Tarantula posted:

Alexander Skarsgard played the Iceman in Generation Kill, I don't know why I'm only just realising this.

He was also killed in a tragic gasoline fight accident in Zoolander. Realized that just a couple weeks ago.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

beanieson posted:

He was also killed in a tragic gasoline fight accident in Zoolander. Realized that just a couple weeks ago.

i was today years old when i learned this

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

beanieson posted:

He was also killed in a tragic gasoline fight accident in Zoolander. Realized that just a couple weeks ago.

mother of god

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

"Humanism" is named after David Hume

Vaxine
Apr 3, 2005

Baronjutter posted:

"Humanism" is named after David Hume

Thread title delivers again.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



About half the things posted in this thread are outright wrong, but sometimes in a creative way and I can appreciate that.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Call me paranoid but sometimes I think people aren't being serious about things itt

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Humanism obviously isn't serious, but in the early days of the thread you had people coming up with questionable etymology completely earnestly. Intentional or not, that requires creative thinking

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Folk etymologies are called such because many of them originated as interpretations of misheard Dylan songs

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Oct 15, 2012

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Krankenstyle posted:

Folk etymologies are called such because many of them originated as interpretations of misheard Dylan songs

Which itself is a linguistic corruption of “Falk music” in other words music originating from somewhere along the family tree of Columbo actor Peter Falk.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

fruit BOO!ts posted:

Which itself is a linguistic corruption of “Falk music” in other words music originating from somewhere along the family tree of Columbo actor Peter Falk.

Whose name is derived from a demonym, as his ancestors hail from the Falkland Islands

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
So called because upon their discovery and subsequent waffling on whether they’d be OK to settle somebody was all “falk, land’s lands.”

burial has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Nov 25, 2018

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

burial posted:

So called because upon their discovery and subsequent waffling on whether they’d be OK to settle somebody was all “falk, land’s lands.”

Sorry but I call bullshit. Everyone knows the original and rightful claimaints named them Malvinas.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Sean Aries' book codifying the commonest spellings of English words along with their definitions and pronunciations was titled by him (a newspaper seller by trade and not an authority on grammar) How to Spell Words Good. Later descriptivists would use the word dictionary, a libelous slur against Aries (a notorious drinker, gambler and frequenter of ratting dens) based on its frequent use in publications as their generic noun for such a book. Before his death from chronic dysentery in 1811 Aries pleaded to establish a governing body for words but out of the many that sprang up no consensus could be found and the word remains in common use.

Ironically prescriptivists sought to punish those with poor or alternative spelling or typing skills with the website "dictoinary.com" among other variations with sites plagued with flashing text, pop-ups and loud .midi files. Those sites have since been squatted as redirects for malware sites posing as "adult games". We would like to believe Aries would be pleased.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The internet was invented by an intern.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's actually a corruption of internette. Al Gore named it after Monica Lewinsky.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

"Paranoid" is derived from those suffering from paranoid delusions being sorta like The Noid, the one whom one must avoid, but not quite.

You know like "paramilitary" which is a military that only has paratroopers which aren't real troopers.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

FreudianSlippers posted:

"Paranoid" is derived from those suffering from paranoid delusions being sorta like The Noid, the one whom one must avoid, but not quite.

You know like "paramilitary" which is a military that only has paratroopers which aren't real troopers.

Well obviously you need more than two soldiers to make an army.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

JoelJoel posted:

The internet was invented by an intern.
By the name of Ian Turnet.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I went to the doctor and he said I was dying. I got a second opinion that said I was fine. It was a paradox.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Stuff You Can't Believe You Just Figured Out: Dad jokes itt. Again.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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