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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

space uncle posted:

They did surgery on a grape.

It's a 'shop.

ne: snipetax

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Hooray for Boobies!


Seriously, they're awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmzdvMoUUA

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

jobson groeth posted:

It's a 'shop.

ne: snipetax



They did surgery on a grape

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

space uncle posted:



They did surgery on a grape.

They did surgery on a grape.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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My nephew once tried to forge my sister's signature on an entry form for some contest at school. He wrote "Mom." I'm hoping that steam kid was also 7 years old.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

alligatrix

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Smoke detectrix

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Geriatrix.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Escalatrix.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Blind Rasputin posted:

When I was learning to suture for primary approximation I would’ve loved this. I just used an orange, cut it open and sutured it shut.

I used pigs feet.
Shoulda gone with the grape

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/eugenegu/status/1066454503505809408

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

who is that

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

A normal functioning member of the human race

It's like you can't even read

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

David Mitchell, from British TV

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


me. please do not stare.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


God I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Also this in video form for youtube.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Blackchamber posted:

God I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Also this in video form for youtube.

I heard a podcast talking about it recently it's a zeitgeist complaint I think that 'everyone' is 'noticing' and talking about.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Blackchamber posted:

God I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Also this in video form for youtube.

I noticed it but also don't care because so many sites have "jump to recipes" buttons that auto-scroll you to the useful bits so it never affects me.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gripweed posted:

David Mitchell, from British TV

This joke is so old

Get some new material

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

syscall girl posted:

This joke is so old

Get some new material

I seriously considered saying David Mitchell, the author

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"


A grape. They did surgery on it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Did the grape get better?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Stoatbringer posted:

Did the grape get better?

Its nurse was a MAN..... with a HOOK!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

BOTTOM TEXT

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Jesus loving Christ nerds ruin goddamn everything.

And I say this as a nerd.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Is that gang-weed approved?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

This is really weak sauce, just one paragraph and it's mainly about the recipe?

Observe.




And just to be safe
https://i.imgur.com/NHVA6qS.mp4

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Blackchamber posted:

God I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Also this in video form for youtube.

Oh, my, no. Anyone who cooks a lot and uses the internet has noticed this.

I wish I could screencap but have no idea how to on this tablet. But here's a classic parody from years ago:

https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/134577149346/me-googles-how-to-mash-potatoes-some-food

NOT A RAW

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

mobby_6kl posted:

This is really weak sauce, just one paragraph and it's mainly about the recipe?

Observe.




There's a difference between a recipe that starts off with an essay and an easy about food though.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: They did surgery on a grape they did surgery on a grape they di

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Picnic Princess posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: They did surgery on a grape they did surgery on a grape they di

Dudes always think it's so funny making jokes about grape.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Oh, my, no. Anyone who cooks a lot and uses the internet has noticed this.

I wish I could screencap but have no idea how to on this tablet. But here's a classic parody from years ago:

https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/134577149346/me-googles-how-to-mash-potatoes-some-food

NOT A RAW

Yeah I only really started looking for recipes when I got a sous vide and an instapot because I'm too dumb to learn actual cooking. The essay thing drives me nuts because a lot of the time it sounds like they are trying to prosthelytize you and its like, dude I already bought the circulator/instapot/crock pot you dont have to sell me on this poo poo anymore.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
That's all very well, but that toilet-paper looks to be about a half turn away from dipping into the bowl when the doors closed. One big wick of toilet water and soaked up dunny-scum.

Awesome.

:golfclap:

:vince:

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Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 02:52 on Nov 25, 2018

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

He thinks he's yelling at Obama. He saw that Clint Eastwood speech.

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thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Cable Guy posted:

That's all very well, but that toilet-paper looks to be about a half turn away from dipping into the bowl when the doors closed. One big wick of toilet water and soaked up dunny-scum.

Awesome.


:golfclap:

:vince:

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Old Man Yells At Chair

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