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LooksLikeABabyRat posted:One for the ages: Close the thread. We'll never get past this.
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DrSnakeLaser posted:So she had a poo poo-eating grin? She had a poo poo-eating grin.
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phasmid posted:"Kinkshaming" is a stupid thing to say anyway. Almost everyone has their kinks. Stop acting like a little bondage or play piercing or being into assplay is the same as being a persecuted minority. Although, I will say once again that all furries should be put to death. Kinkshaming is a funny concept to me because most of the charge of kinks is in the fact that they're a point of shame and public disgust. You really should be thanking the person who calls your garden-variety interest in feet gross, they're part of the engine that makes your godless sexual game function
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chitoryu12 posted:Close the thread. We'll never get past this. Relax and keep pushing
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Pro-Tip: if any of you use Apollo for reddit I discovered today that it flashes the complete text of a post before reverting to [deleted] when it's removed. Good times. Here's a fun one I found using it: 
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Nov 25, 2018 00:29
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LooksLikeABabyRat posted:Pro-Tip: if any of you use Apollo for reddit I discovered today that it flashes the complete text of a post before reverting to [deleted] when it's removed. The takeaway from this is simple to some people: Just don't shower.
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Khazar-khum posted:The takeaway from this is simple to some people: Just don't shower. oh my god this is the absolute funniest thing i've read all week
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LooksLikeABabyRat posted:Pro-Tip: if any of you use Apollo for reddit I discovered today that it flashes the complete text of a post before reverting to [deleted] when it's removed. They should have tried dating and then instead of both kind of liking Breakfast at Tiffany's they would have had this experience to bond over.
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Mods rename me nastyist fart
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I feel like both of you vomiting kinda just makes it okay. Like one person puking is embarrassing but if you both puke you can go back to laughing.
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/r/relationships: when we make eye contact it’s a contest to see who’s more ashamed How about a nice feel-good laugh with no horrifying bodily fluids: I [M28] really screwed it up with this girl [F22] that I thought was trying to use me. So I totally screwed up big time and I’m not sure where to go. Throwaway because I have a separate Reddit account and would like to keep this embarrassment to myself. I haven’t had much luck in the dating department. I’m pretty average except where it counts: my pockets. Unfortunately I’ve come to my fair share of some (not all) women using me. Last gf, her friend sent me text messages of how she was so happy to find a sugar daddy. Sometimes people suck. I resorted to Tinder. This unbelievable, incredible girl swiped right on me. I Super Liked the hell out of that. We chat, everything’s great and some of her interests surprise me. Looks like a model and does things you wouldn’t dream of. She likes to solder and rip up computers. I found her absolutely adorable. Until we decide to meet and the actual date ensues. She picks the spot and it’s a little pricey by some people’s standards. Still I’m hopeful. She wants an appetizer and orders it. Then downs four drinks and they’re $10 a pop. She then orders a very expensive steak. And lastly two very expensive desserts. All the while I’m carrying most of the conversation and she’s just looking at me and asking some questions in between the “Oh!” And “mhmms.” Naturally I assumed I was a meal ticket and was becoming semi annoyed. I figured I’d just pay and try again. The waiter comes around with the check and asks if we’re together or separate. She automatically says together and inside I’m seething. The waiter is bending over and here’s where I make an rear end out of myself. I go, “You have a lot of nerve. To not only blantantly ignore me throughout this entire sham but to insist our meals are together also? Do you get off on using people?” And as my word vomit tumbles out of my stupid mouth she’s holding her credit card and a large tip for the waiter. Reddit I felt like I kicked a drat puppy. The waiter looks at me. She says nothing but there’s two big tears coming down her cheeks. She goes into her purse pulls out more bills and replaces her cc and hands them to the waiter and then says, “I’m sorry if you think I ignored you. I was nervous and wanted to learn more about you. I was just listening,” and leaves me sitting there with my mouth open like Boo Boo the Fool. I text her and got a nice big gently caress you. It’s been 3 days and I’m losing my mind. How do I fix this? I’ve tried apolgizing. I’ve tried calling. I feel like a drat stalker. Should I just give her some time? TL;DR: Thought this girl was using me as a meal ticket. She wasn’t. I’m an idiot. Help. Update: I texted her and explained everything. She sent me a meme. I’m confused. Is this a good or bad sign? Anomalous Blowout fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Nov 25, 2018 |
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LooksLikeABabyRat posted:Pro-Tip: if any of you use Apollo for reddit I discovered today that it flashes the complete text of a post before reverting to [deleted] when it's removed. This Ain't Jane Austen's Mafia: A XXX Porn Parody
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Anomalous Blowout posted:/r/relationships: when we make eye contact it’s a contest to see who’s more ashamed lol i hope this nice-sounding girl continues to ignore this redpill motherfucker
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Squashing Machine posted:Kinkshaming is a funny concept to me because most of the charge of kinks is in the fact that they're a point of shame and public disgust. You really should be thanking the person who calls your garden-variety interest in feet gross, they're part of the engine that makes your godless sexual game function Exactamundo. There's room for everything behind closed doors. I think the idea that the church or whatever has power over people's sex lives is doffed as easily as anything. Also, feet are cool and I'm puzzled anyone could feel different. 
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Nov 25, 2018 02:52
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drat that was ice cold. Guess he won't be jumping to conclusions again any time soon. I always enjoy the self-own stories.
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r/relationships: She sent me a meme. I’m confused. Is this a good or bad sign?
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Admiral Ray posted:People that are into actually eating poo poo should be kinkshamed imo. This is apparently where Savage draws the line too. I wanted to read him trying to defend this kink and all I found was an article where he was writing back to angry poo poo-eaters for some previous column and essentially telling them that while this a free country they shouldn’t be so shocked when people think that their kink is disgusting because it is. He then advised that instead of eating gross poop you just throw some butyric acid in some mashed potatoes and play pretend.
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Danny Savage says you should put some bilirubin in your gravy this holiday season.
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lol good work dummy
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phasmid posted:Danny Savage says you should put some bilirubin in your gravy this holiday season.
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Anomalous Blowout posted:/r/relationships: when we make eye contact it’s a contest to see who’s more ashamed Sounds like dude hosed up by assuming THE GIRL HE WAS TRYING TO DATE was a piece of poo poo. It’s called prejudice.
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Anomalous Blowout posted:
This is an incredible self own god drat
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What was the meme, there's a lot of variety of memes so we need to know in order to gauge the situation.
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it's a supes powerful way to determine if a guy is a piece of poo poo because he WILL out himself between you saying "combined check" and you paying or if you sorta like him and just say "split" and he lays into you because you had a drink and he didn't (the difference for him being $1.50) and you're liek welp if i ain't worth six quarters to bet on this might not be mah man
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i wasn't gonna sleep with that guy at all, but i hope he thought so. i hope he's still out there, somewhere, thinking he didn't have sex over $1.50. it's an own on me too, natch, but it's still loving funny
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Pick posted:it's a supes powerful way to determine if a guy is a piece of poo poo because he WILL out himself between you saying "combined check" and you paying That’s why you take bitches to McDonalds. 
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Pick posted:it's a supes powerful way to determine if a guy is a piece of poo poo because he WILL out himself between you saying "combined check" and you paying What if you are not, in fact, worth six quarters? This is a real thing
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That’s why you take bitches to McDonalds. I SAID DOLLAR MENU ONLY
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Can a workplace say you can not use the “mothers room” if you are a guy? So, we have a room called the “mothers room” at work. There are two or three of these rooms in the building and I work for a large corporation. They are never used really ever. I know because I sit near it and watch the rooms remain unoccupied except when people occasionally use the sink to wash there hands. If a person has used it for breastfeeding, I would be shocked if I missed it, but it is possible obviously. Well, today I used it for exactly that. I washed my hands. I was in it for no more than 2 minutes. I walked out and some women told me I am not allowed to be in that room. I will save the conversation but she did it twice, with a massive attitude, and I acknowledged what she said without agreeing or disagreeing. Side note, a coworker said many think she is a b#%*#, but that is a side note. She also doesn’t have a kid or breastfeeds, so I wasn’t stopping her from using it for those two minutes (I will save how I know this, but it is known). Anyways, my question is not a “moral” question about using it, but a legal one. Can a workplace say that a man can NOT use a room designated or “dedicated” to mothers (it appears to be for breastfeeding)? I’m not saying for a man to occupy it for meetings, social time, or other things. I mean to use it for a couple of minutes to use the sink to wash there hands or other things for 2 to 4 minutes max? Reason I ask is that this seems to be discrimination. I do not see any “fathers room” that is equal or equivalent to this room. Also, since we as a country (USA) just stated that a workplace or business can not tell a person what bathroom they are allowed to use based on appearances or assumptions, what gives them the right to tell me I can not use the room or sink or enter into said room? To be clear, I am not interested in sitting in the room and preventing someone from using it who needs to breastfeed. I would only be washing my hands in there and drying them mainly. It would take a couple minutes max with the door shut. Maybe 4 minutes at max to even be extremely conservative about the number. What is my legal rights to using this room? Can a coworker or anyone else tell me I can not use a room due to my gender or sex? Especially if an equivalent room is not provided? Thanks you for any information on this. EDIT: To be clear, this is in the state of North Carolina. This ain't no fair where's the lactation room for men?!
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So many comedy routines rely on people not knowing that orders are billed on each specific seat at the table for like 10 years now, not splitting the tables bill 50%. e: work needs a man cum room Tetramin fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Nov 25, 2018 |
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QuarkJets posted:Can a workplace say you can not use the “mothers room” if you are a guy? I'm sure if you were a trans man who went off of hormones to bear a child and was lactating, yeah you'd be legally entitled to use that room. You know, in any state besides North Carolina. I'm sure that's not what this shithead is getting at anyway though.
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13Pandora13 posted:I'm sure if you were a trans man who went off of hormones to bear a child and was lactating, yeah you'd be legally entitled to use that room. He’s jacking off in there.
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Tetramin posted:So many comedy routines rely on people not knowing that orders are billed on each specific seat at the table for like 10 years now, not splitting the tables bill 50%. Can they split by seat, yes duh, but that's not the default ime
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Odd posted:What if you are not, in fact, worth six quarters? This is a real thing then that's sort of a compliment in its own right, because I have money, so I must be such a horrible person that putting up with me nets you less than $1.50, which, not to toot my own horn here, means I am going to have VIP access in Hell
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Just buy your own breastmilk for your lifting routine you loving weirdo.
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Anne Whateley posted:Nah man I just got stung last week. Got a $10 dinner but my friends drank enough that when we split it evenly, I ended up kicking in $30. I didn't pay attention, but this is NYC so their drinks could've been $10ish per. Can confirm, there's no automatic split-by-seat in Upstate New York, either.
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Anne Whateley posted:Nah man I just got stung last week. Got a $10 dinner but my friends drank enough that when we split it evenly, I ended up kicking in $30. I didn't pay attention, but this is NYC so their drinks could've been $10ish per. Huh, never experienced that at any fancy or casual restaurants. I don’t live in New York or LA though. Guess I’ll eat my words
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sounds like dude hosed up by assuming THE GIRL HE WAS TRYING TO DATE was a piece of poo poo. It’s called prejudice.
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I've had a bunch of american relatives come up here and marvel at how easy it is to actually split up bills. Like everyone just can ask for "their own bill" and everyone actually is charged for the things they ordered. Is this some how not standard throughout the US? Even in big gatherings, they'll just ask "separate or together?" and can group together couples or do anything you want. "Split the food evenly and everyone pay for their own drinks but the dessert will be on these 3 peoples bill" and it's no problem at all, computers do it all. Then everyone gets a wireless debit card machine and pays by card.
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