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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Deified Data posted:

Love how if you don't have a team of dedicated friends or get very lucky in pubbie roulette that his music is just the new music of Astera now, forever, until you beat him.

This is where my ps4 save sits, forever. I did the intro fight with randoms and didn't really feel like getting a group together to do dumb MMO trash in an action game, and then the PC version came out.

From what I've heard even the rathalos they added to the MMO wasn't well received, because the action game mechanics didn't fit in with the rest of the game there either, just like how behemoth's badgame mechanics don't fit in monster hunter.

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Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

SubNat posted:

Also that they had a very variable texturing shading system to increase variance between zombies using the same model & texture.
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/apps/valve/2010/GDC10_ShaderTechniquesL4D2.pdf

Looks like they never fixed this one:

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

MisterBibs posted:

I'll fully admit this is almost 85% irrationally irritating and less of a drag-down, but since we don't really have a thread for that with regards to games, specifically:

Zombies in Half-Life 2 (and its related products) have white shirts and blue denim pants. This is because, at some point in development, the civilian body-models had off-white shirts and blue denim pants. But in-between that moment and the time the powers that be decided that the civilian outfit should be blue denim shirts and blue denim pants, and so the model texture changed. Did it change on the headcrab zombie model? Nope, everyone who gets a headcrab stuck on loses their overshirt.

Every time I see a goddamned zombie in HL2, all I can think of is Gabe what is wrong with you, why didn't you have some dude retexture this one enemy, before realizing that on the whole of scope and scale, it's not a big deal. I'm sure they didn't bother because zombies in HL1 had basically-white shirts on. But man...

On the other hand, blood shows up better on white and it's a better contrast to the horrible busted open rib cage thing they've got going on. I'm sure having that extra bit of visual contrast against the background doesn't hurt either, even if it's on the least threatening enemy in the game.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Deified Data posted:

Okay can someone shed some light on this one
Assassin's Creed Karl Marx is a nonviolent reformer who believed "democracy is the only road to socialism."

Real-life Karl Marx, not so much.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Digirat posted:

This is where my ps4 save sits, forever. I did the intro fight with randoms and didn't really feel like getting a group together to do dumb MMO trash in an action game, and then the PC version came out.

From what I've heard even the rathalos they added to the MMO wasn't well received, because the action game mechanics didn't fit in with the rest of the game there either, just like how behemoth's badgame mechanics don't fit in monster hunter.

The whole thing is just really unpleasant. I solo every bit of content I can solo. Kulve Taroth was okay, not great, but a change of pace. Behemoth though really seems to rely on everyone being on the same page, like you really do have to be an organized MMO party. And absolutely none of this would bother me if just the mission being active didn't change the music and put you in FFXIV land forever until you get lucky enough to beat their horrible raid boss. At first I thought the event would be temporary and I could wait it out but seems like it's here to stay.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Deified Data posted:

The whole thing is just really unpleasant. I solo every bit of content I can solo. Kulve Taroth was okay, not great, but a change of pace. Behemoth though really seems to rely on everyone being on the same page, like you really do have to be an organized MMO party. And absolutely none of this would bother me if just the mission being active didn't change the music and put you in FFXIV land forever until you get lucky enough to beat their horrible raid boss. At first I thought the event would be temporary and I could wait it out but seems like it's here to stay.

This is kinda sad but funny to read about. King Behemoth is a pretty easy raid boss in FF14 and it's considered a sign of unusually severe incompetence if a pick up group wipes on him.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

John Murdoch posted:

On the other hand, blood shows up better on white and it's a better contrast to the horrible busted open rib cage thing they've got going on. I'm sure having that extra bit of visual contrast against the background doesn't hurt either, even if it's on the least threatening enemy in the game.

Yeah, that was one of the other things I didn't add (since I was already at, what, three paragraphs?), that hasn't stopped me from being low key annoyed / felt the game was dragged down by it.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Deified Data posted:

The whole thing is just really unpleasant. I solo every bit of content I can solo. Kulve Taroth was okay, not great, but a change of pace. Behemoth though really seems to rely on everyone being on the same page, like you really do have to be an organized MMO party. And absolutely none of this would bother me if just the mission being active didn't change the music and put you in FFXIV land forever until you get lucky enough to beat their horrible raid boss. At first I thought the event would be temporary and I could wait it out but seems like it's here to stay.
If it helps at all, the MHW raid in FF14 isn't great either.

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018
Medal of Honour Rising Sun: There are no automatic checkpoints in levels; you have to find typewriters that sometimes are not immediately visible.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

John Murdoch posted:

It sucks too because it's John fuckin' de Lancie and he's just left to awkwardly flail through tedious "god I loathe you" type dialogue for the entire game.

Also for a game with a lot of platforming, the jump physics are kinda hosed.

Shame that it is like voice of an old man, because he does a good job doing “I loathe you” dialogue as Starcraft’s Alarak in Heroes of the Storm (Blizzard’s moba).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCMhBH-Sg8o

Although suffering a painful loss and hearing a gloating “is your blood boiling? good.” is not something is not something I would recommend.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Nov 24, 2018

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I think I missed a horse somewhere because I just left the Great Plateau and they have me trekking across this giant empty landscape in foot and it's taking forever.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Len posted:

I think I missed a horse somewhere because I just left the Great Plateau and they have me trekking across this giant empty landscape in foot and it's taking forever.

your best bet early on is to stick to the road from the plateau to kakariko(except to deal with nearby shrines you pass, obviously), you'll come across a stable and some nearby horses to tame (and more importantly, the character that increases your equipment slots first appears on that path, close to kakariko)

e: basically just stick to the main path the game steers you towards until you meet the person who can upgrade your sheikah slate, once you've done that it's a lot easier to just start roaming around and not potentially miss important mechanics

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Brother Entropy posted:

your best bet early on is to stick to the road from the plateau to kakariko(except to deal with nearby shrines you pass, obviously), you'll come across a stable and some nearby horses to tame (and more importantly, the character that increases your equipment slots first appears on that path, close to kakariko)

e: basically just stick to the main path the game steers you towards until you meet the person who can upgrade your sheikah slate, once you've done that it's a lot easier to just start roaming around and not potentially miss important mechanics

That is such a long empty walk

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
I'm playing Zelda BOTW for the first time as well right now. I had to start it over several times too because I lost interest pretty quickly, but once you get a horse, update your sheikah slate and open up some quests the game gets good.

What pisses me off is that using fast travel will leave your horse wherever you are.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Only nerds use horses, real men use the static power to beat the gently caress out a boulder then jump on it and soar majestically across the land at maximum velocity

Veotax
May 16, 2006


If you have the DLC you can get some horse equipment pretty easily that teleports your horse to you when you whistle.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Horses are dumb, get the motorcycle ASAP

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


RareAcumen posted:

Horsesare dumb, get the motorcycle ASAP*


*Requires buying DLC


I'm good on that

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Len posted:

*Requires buying DLC


I'm good on that

its good dlc bruv

Len posted:

It could be but this is the second time I've bought the game and I just want to see if I can get into it this time. I bounced off it last year but figured I'd get it for the switch

understandable.

spit on my clit has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Nov 24, 2018

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


spit on my clit posted:

its good dlc bruv

It could be but this is the second time I've bought the game and I just want to see if I can get into it this time. I bounced off it last year but figured I'd get it for the switch

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Mierenneuker posted:

Shame that it is like voice of an old man, because he does a good job doing “I loathe you” dialogue as Starcraft’s Alarak in Heroes of the Storm (Blizzard’s moba).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCMhBH-Sg8o

Although suffering a painful loss and hearing a gloating “is your blood boiling? good.” is not something is not something I would recommend.

Alarak goes beyond bland loathing and straight into smoldering contempt (and of course smug superiority), and it rules.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


So I'm at the Mayahm Agana Shrine in Zelda and it has the same problem the WiiU tablet had it's pretty goddamn hard to do on wiggle controls when you're using the screen in your hand and not a tv.

https://youtu.be/73h0t-UXuLM

Unless I'm doing something terribly wrong the solution to the puzzle involves pointing the screen away from you which is super rad

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Len posted:

So I'm at the Mayahm Agana Shrine in Zelda and it has the same problem the WiiU tablet had it's pretty goddamn hard to do on wiggle controls when you're using the screen in your hand and not a tv.

https://youtu.be/73h0t-UXuLM

Unless I'm doing something terribly wrong the solution to the puzzle involves pointing the screen away from you which is super rad

Take the remotes off the Switch.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


kazil posted:

Take the remotes off the Switch.

I just tried that it did not work as well as I'd hoped. I mean they could have just let you use the analogue stick :shrug:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

John Murdoch posted:

Alarak goes beyond bland loathing and straight into smoldering contempt (and of course smug superiority), and it rules.

He'd be a good, memorable, scenery-chewing rear end in a top hat even if the rest of the LotV cast wasn't a bunch of modulated cardboard cutouts gravely intoning at each other

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Even in Heroes of the Storm, Alarak's lines are great.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Thing that pisses me off: Can't play Alarak for poo poo in hots

also high mobility burst heroes with safe escapes. it has that in common with ow. :mad:

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
7 Days To Die, new release A17 edition

I'm 7DTD's biggest fan/apologist, but some of the decision's they've made on this patch, ugh. I just gotta vent. If you're not familiar with the game, imagine Minecraft for most contexts, and keep in mind the game's '7 day' countdown.

No option to spawn with friends. Very likely that two people who join the same game will spawn 5+ Km apart, which is 2 day's travel. God help you if you have a team of 3-6.

When you die, you no longer lose max health (which took a long time to replace, and opened you up to dying repeatedly, but eventually something a high-level character/team could mitigate with good food), but now are hit with a debuff that reduces your stats to zero and causes you to forget all your fancy crafting recipes for an hour. No crafting Iron+ tools, no +damage skills, not even your +health/inventory size perks. You can't even make forges/workbenches anymore! You can't even buy stats/skills anymore! Basically you're a useless drain on your team or wholly defenseless for an entire hour. If you die again, reset that clock.

Before, you could easily get a forge before Night 1 if you knew what you were doing-- just gathering the right bits. Now it's level-locked at L20-- if you're not grinding zombies, you might get your forge at day 5 or 6, meaning you get a whopping one day of use of iron tools to prepare for Night 7. Unless you(r team's crafter) dies on day 6, of course. Workshops used to be level-locked at L20, now they're L30. Steel used to be 40, now 60. I'd be honestly surprised if more than 50% of the playerbase got to L50+ on any particular save, based on my experience.

You can party with other players to share kill experience which is nice, but there's a penalty-- solo a kill is 700 exp, duos each get 630, a trio shares 550, etc. This is kind of a minor gripe that with a 6-man team and 2-3 people not out killing zombies (at home crafting/farming/fortifying, etc) the exp rate tanks hard. Previously crafting/mining gave pretty good exp so the home team wasn't left out, but that's been largely scaled back.

Edit for more: They added magazines like Fallout New Vegas: get/improve a perk/skill for 30 minutes. Cool, except you still have to satisfy the skill/level requirement, so they don't work if you've died recently, if you've maxed a particular skill per your level, etc. So they're just short of useless.

Land Claims used to protect your base in pvp, preventing people from breaking your poo poo while you're offline. I loved the old system where you could have a large, sprawling 'base' as well as outposts by manufacturing a ton of Claim Blocks. They covered a small area and were pretty expensive so covering a large area became prohibitive quickly and gave attackers and defenders a cat-and-mouse labyrinth gameplay which was super great. Now you are allowed exactly one claim block :smith:

It feels like the devs don't play the game, or if they do its with heavy use of the console, admin commands and creative mode.

Evilreaver has a new favorite as of 02:38 on Nov 25, 2018

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

RareAcumen posted:

Horses are dumb, get the motorcycle ASAP

You have to beat all 4 dungeons before you can even begin to do the trials for that.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Don't even bother horsing. Paraglide your rear end cross-country.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Cleretic posted:

Don't even bother horsing. Paraglide your rear end cross-country.

That requires climbing up high so better hope there's no rain.


Which does that kick in after a certain plot beat? Because I've not had it pop up yet but I remember it being everywhere on the wiiu version

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Len posted:

That requires climbing up high so better hope there's no rain.


Which does that kick in after a certain plot beat? Because I've not had it pop up yet but I remember it being everywhere on the wiiu version

There's one region where it's always raining, until you beat one of the Sacred Beasts.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Just Cause 3

The ending is hilariously abrupt. You shoot the bad guy or not and it instantly cuts to the credits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0

While the main campaign isn't hard there is a poo poo-ton of escort-missions and tower-defence levels.

The challenges are poo poo. Use a mod to unlock all Mods for free.

The chop-shop collectathon, where you bring back vehicles to a garage to add them to your collection, was surprisingly fun despite the fact you don't need to drive in this game. It was a bit cheeky that this one boat only spawns in a landlocked lake, and it's extremely heavy if you want to airlift it out.

While the game has a laundry-list of issues I do like it better than JC2 because this game isn't so padded. There's 130 settlements to destroy instead of 360, and the chaos is much more dynamic and interesting. There's no currency so you're free to try out your arsenal for free, and the black-market system is far more convenient. I also appreciate they cut down the number of pointless collectibles by 95%. The DLC regions helped to balance out the map.

Just Cause 4 promises to have a more interesting map and a return of tropical and desert zones, as well as a more conventional XP system, so it could be the best game in the series.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Just Cause 4 promises to have a more interesting map and a return of tropical and desert zones, as well as a more conventional XP system, so it could be the best game in the series.

On the other hand Square has not been treating the people they publish for nicely and as a result they have basically hosed up every single thing for themselves and their developers this year. Hopefully JC4 will be good.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

JC as a series perpetually drags itself down by not having coop.
And instead only half-heartedly supports some modders that try adding multiplayer to their older games.

The faults in the games would be immensely more tolerable if I could share them with a friend. (That I would attempt to attach a significant amount of gas canisters to.)

Haven't played the games since... 2? Though, so the new ones might be actual garbage for all I know-

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
Just Cause 2 Multiplayer mod was the most hilarious thing in games I've experienced but that lasted for about 4 hours because there was no actual campaign or goal to accomplish together.

To put it in the modern terms, JC 1-3 is early access.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Crossposting from getting mad at games in GBS because I did

Simply Simon posted:

I know about those, but just the general design that was in the original is also just grinding my patience down into a paste. Why do extra lives not respawn if you choose to replay a stage after a Game Over, forcing you to hard load the game instead? Even super oldschool Mega Man games weren't as unforgiving to only give you the lives once EVER. Why is getting a gem in the first game still tied to getting all the boxes AND not dying a single time in those ludicrously touchy levels - they're making a single new game out of the three, could they honestly not have updated this obviously deemed by the developers too harsh decision for the first one? The way to get to the secret coloured gems in the second game was making me weep from the obscurity of it all, with a hidden warp from one level unlocking a completely new stage select to a second level I had previously spent ages in to find a gem I could SEE offscreen, but no, you have to go to an entirely different level in an entirely different world.

And THEN the route behind the warp is super loving hard, like total bullshit, and if you game over THERE and choose "Replay", it dumps you at the START of the level, not at the start of the secret route, so you have to exit, go to the THANKFULLY unlocked elevator to the new stage select, choose the path to the secret route there and redo it that way. And the bonus lives they at least put into the secret route to make it a little more rewarding amongst all the bullshit OBVIOUSLY don't respawn!

When it put me at the start of the level instead of the start of the secret route, I let out a scream of disbelief so my wife who was suffering along me had to actually tell me to be quiet or I'd wake the neighbours. Wow, this game's idiotic decisions make me irritated.

EDIT: vvv sorry, I didn't realize it was only in my first post in that thread! It's the Crash Bandicoot Remaster.

Simply Simon has a new favorite as of 00:24 on Nov 26, 2018

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Simply Simon posted:

Crossposting from getting mad at games in GBS because I did

What game is this?

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Witcher 3 is really good now that I've modded out durability and weight limits.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


There was no good reason in Fallout 4 why junk items weren't weightless without mods since the game encourages you to pick everything up.

After a few hours you hit your breaking-point and console-command 1000lbs of adhesive because you sure as poo poo aren't getting the stuff by any method that isn't nerdy metagaming.

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