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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

The Thames and the Amo are mentioned in the article as being the worst offenders but it's European rivers in general.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

The Thames and the Amo are mentioned in the article as being the worst offenders but it's European rivers in general.

I didn't even read the article.

From downtown! :boom:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm going to guess the Scheldt, too.

e: I thought Antwerp was supposed to be Cocaine Central and it's not even mentioned, disappointing

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 13:52 on Nov 25, 2018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


AI Mistakes Bus-Side Ad for Famous CEO, Charges Her With Jaywalking

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Who's Al?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/graham_northrup/status/1064605908502638592

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Holy poo poo it's real.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcGZetheZx/

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I've heard of a forehead, and a skinhead, but a foreskinhead?

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

I am pretty sure this is an episode of Night Court.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Guess my brain cells are dying, because I read “Karate Beckinsale.”

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Guess my brain cells are dying, because I read “Karate Beckinsale.”

That's not really any less stupid than what is written there.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Guess my brain cells are dying,

Have you considered grafting foreskins onto them?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

jobson groeth posted:

That's not really any less stupid than what is written there.

Lmao did you mean more?

True either way I guess

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Isn't this supposed to be used for like burn victims to make skin grafts?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Isn't this supposed to be used for like burn victims to make skin grafts?

And rich people who want to redo their tired old skin!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Seems more efficient to just burn the rich

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

IamnotJoe posted:

I am pretty sure this is an episode of Night Court.

This was definitely an episode of The Agency:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g39xIewgGaM

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/otter-koi-fish-vancouver_us_5bf9c2bce4b0eb6d930f0206

Otter in Canada is treating a koi pond like an all you can eat buffet

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Big Knickers a standout on Myalup farm

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/otter-koi-fish-vancouver_us_5bf9c2bce4b0eb6d930f0206

Otter in Canada is treating a koi pond like an all you can eat buffet

Koi are a pain in the rear end because they’re just huge dumbass goldfish that assume anything above them is about to feed them so they swim up and any slightly smarter animal figures that out like immediately so you need to protect their dumb asses with a net or tarp which totally ruins having a koi pond in the first place

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Russian Bears Are Hooked on Huffing Jet Fuel Until They Pass Out

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/1067103207019679745

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


as was foretold in prophecy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLUoM5oNS0

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Of course she'd be completely immune to the irony, that oval office.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jesus Russia is so loving awful even the animals just want to numb themselves completely out of reality

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

The actual takeaway from this was kill all Christians but the ginger fuhrer was too stupid to see that too.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Aesop Poprock posted:

Jesus Russia is so loving awful even the animals just want to numb themselves completely out of reality

The bears here are killing themselves by injecting saline into their balls.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Moo

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7839028/worlds-biggest-cow-australia-6ft-4-tall/

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018
The absolute moonit

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



The best part about this is that they also had a cow named Bra.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

rodbeard posted:

The bears here are killing themselves by injecting saline into their balls.

Technically that dude was Australian

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Scathach posted:

The best part about this is that they also had a cow named Bra.

You know the kids named both of those, and it's marvelous.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/wedding-photographer-arrested-after-having-sex-with-guest-urinating-on-a-tree-while-on-the-job

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

AlbieQuirky posted:

You know the kids named both of those, and it's marvelous.

Or the guy who created Dragon Ball.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Trump reportedly liked former Fed chair Janet Yellen's policies, didn't renominate her because she's so short

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011


The missing comma in that link really makes for a much better story.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Tobermory posted:

The missing comma in that link really makes for a much better story.

Aw drat I thought that was what the story was :(
Now that I actually opened the link: "to illustrate who we're talking about we absolutely have to have a picture of her in a bra"

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

People outraged at Australian "deconstructed" ham sandwich.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/cafes-stupid-deconstructed-ham-sandwich-prompts-backlash-online

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