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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Cuck Schumer loving sucks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


The democrat's position should be to establish a new WPA dedicated to hiring people to build walls everywhere but the mexico border.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Fund a wall with Canada instead.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Cuck Schumer loving sucks.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

was this posted yet

Playing high school football changes the teenage brain
https://news.berkeley.edu/2018/11/15/playing-high-school-football-changes-the-teenage-brain/

I know some of you GIP folks lose it when someone threatens your precious footballs

Make 👏🏽 football 👏🏽 violent 👏🏽 again

Every time I support the beef industry I hasten the death of the entire planet due to climate change. Enjoying a bloodsport is the least of my crimes.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Also that was autocorrect not intended, but h**k you I ain't changing it :clint:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

This motherfucker

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1067524040255041536

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


The Dem Position on 99% of what Trump wants should be "eat poo poo and die" unless he stumbles on an actual good idea by accident.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Defenestrategy posted:

The Dem Position on 99% of what Trump wants should be "eat poo poo and die" unless he stumbles on an actual good idea by accident.

One slightly good idea: He's threatening to pull Federal Subsidies from GM if they close the plants in Ohio. We'll see if he actually does it, I doubt he will.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Defenestrategy posted:

The Dem Position on 99% of what Trump wants should be "eat poo poo and die" unless he stumbles on an actual good idea by accident.

I think we can all get behind the whole "gently caress China" policy, although tariffs are a dumb way to go about it.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
He's also threatening to likely pull all electric subsidies though, which is bad. As amusing as it would be to see Tesla finally keel over, it'll put a chilling effect on actual good companies making or researching electric systems.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

psydude posted:

I think we can all get behind the whole "gently caress China" policy, although tariffs are a dumb way to go about it.

No War but Nuclear War

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Vasudus posted:

He's also threatening to likely pull all electric subsidies though, which is bad. As amusing as it would be to see Tesla finally keel over, it'll put a chilling effect on actual good companies making or researching electric systems.

Well, of course he can't do anything good without first shooting himself in the foot.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
electric cars arent going to save us so those subsidies could be spent better elsewhere (they wont be)

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
ok this one broke me


quote:

“One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we’re not necessarily such believers,” Trump said. “You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...49f5_story.html

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

build a wall with the bodies of succdems

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He really believes it too.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Well, if the world didn't exist before he was born I guess hes right? Kinda.

Basically, no smog in NYC, its all cool now:

Milo and POTUS posted:

He really believes it too.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
I don’t know if this posted yet, but it explains why people in Trump’s orbit suck. It’s in response to the article yesterday about Bill White and Bryan Eure being pieces of poo poo.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/26/opinion/trump-supporters-bill-white-bryan-eure.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


No rivers have caught fire since Trump took over. Checkmate, Liberals :colbert:

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005


Wait isn't this the 1.6b of "wall funding" that is actually just border security funding explicitly not for building a wall that was previously negotiated?

So basically Trump said "I want 3.4b more funding so I can build a wall", Schumer said "gently caress off"?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lol what this is Schumer we're talking about, he'll end up painting the drat wall himself after it's finished.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I don’t know if this posted yet, but it explains why people in Trump’s orbit suck. It’s in response to the article yesterday about Bill White and Bryan Eure being pieces of poo poo.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/26/opinion/trump-supporters-bill-white-bryan-eure.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Looking at the Times Picks comments and I can't figure out what kind of brain worms this guy has.

quote:

Finally, glad to hear someone say something at least semi-good about Steve Bannon...in the New York Times, no less.

I'm an Obama-Pelosi Democrat, but I've always thought that Bannon had some value.

Three people that I would pay actual money to hear speak: Sheldon Adelson, Steve Bannon and Bill Belichick. I'd also pay to talk to Obama one on one for 90 minutes minimum.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'd be fine if we spent $1.6 billion on paint and never got around to building the stupid wall, honestly.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

I mean, he's not wrong. Our air is much cleaner than it was, say, 30 years ago. But it didn't just happen by fiat - it took the efforts of environmentally-conscious people forcing industry to comply with clean air standards.

Also I'm really loving tired of the phrase "wide-ranging interviews". Every Trump interview is wide ranging. It's impossible to keep his ADHD rear end on topic.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

every time someone from nyc/cali complains about the electoral college I'm just gonna give them a swirlie while shouting feinstein/schumer over and over again

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I mean I can definitely see a case being made for Dems telling Trump and his idiots "yeah, we'll give you some funding for the wall" and then making sure that money is actually earmarked all to hell so that nothing gets accomplished, but this is Schumer we're talking about so that's not going to happen.

Also the Dems position on wall funding should absolutely be "gently caress you no".

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I'm way more comfortable with the house being blue and the senate being red instead of the opposite. Pelosi will just be all 'lmao no' when any marked up senate bill goes to reconciliation.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

LongDarkNight posted:

Looking at the Times Picks comments and I can't figure out what kind of brain worms this guy has.

It's a complete lack of any questioning of their thoughts over their life. Imagine if you grew up, got to do whatever you wanted and never had to change (because you never ran out of money, found you were really wrong about something important, or had someone give you a good beating for being a dick).

That's what you end up with. I did a couple of years stint in the silicon valley world (worst decision of my life) and I saw this poo poo all the time. Happily working with retired working class engineers now.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'd be fine if we spent $1.6 billion on paint and never got around to building the stupid wall, honestly.

$1.6 billion is enough to pay for a year and a half's worth of SBP-DIC repeal.

More than, actually, because not everyone's SBP is worth the full DIC amount.

There's money in the budget to piss away on bullshit but not for this.

This loving country sometimes.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I don’t know if this posted yet, but it explains why people in Trump’s orbit suck. It’s in response to the article yesterday about Bill White and Bryan Eure being pieces of poo poo.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/26/opinion/trump-supporters-bill-white-bryan-eure.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

The TL; DR for this article is basically two gay guys who would be up against the wall if Trump’s supporters have their way are saying to themselves, “I’m rich, I’m white, I’ll be all right.”

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Vasudus posted:

I'm way more comfortable with the house being blue and the senate being red instead of the opposite. Pelosi will just be all 'lmao no' when any marked up senate bill goes to reconciliation.

I think I'd trade the house for the senate if it was a guaranteed swap. Turtle McFuckface is doing generations worth of damage to the judiciary with his majority, the Federalist Society and the cheese brained rubber stamp in the oval office.

Granted part of this trade would have to me the removal of Schumer because that loving loser would probably find a way to sign off on the same nominations anyway.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I mean I can definitely see a case being made for Dems telling Trump and his idiots "yeah, we'll give you some funding for the wall" and then making sure that money is actually earmarked all to hell so that nothing gets accomplished, but this is Schumer we're talking about so that's not going to happen.

Also the Dems position on wall funding should absolutely be "gently caress you no".

That's literally what this is, iirc the closest thing to "wall funding" in this is 38m for fence repair.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I wonder if the CHUD retards I work with on the car parts plantation will ever rub enough brain cells together to understand why we found out today we're only working 10 days in the rest of 2018.

Oh no wait :ms:

quote:

DEMS WON, CHRISTMAS CANCELLED

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I don’t know if this posted yet, but it explains why people in Trump’s orbit suck. It’s in response to the article yesterday about Bill White and Bryan Eure being pieces of poo poo.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/26/opinion/trump-supporters-bill-white-bryan-eure.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Instead of focusing on how wow, gay guys support trump, it should be “duh, rich white men support trump.”

A more surprising profile: rich white guys from red states who don’t support trump and support progressive policies.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I found this lovely thing in the bitcoin thread, the shitcoin crashing below 4k has broken some people's brains. What do you want to bet this fellow is a pizzagate qanon truther type?

quote:

[–]fuckingshitman11 MN H 0 points 1 day ago

It's not against their TOS for citizens but rather only RESIDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God holy poo poo you are a pathetic cuck.. actually wanting someone to not make money just because YOU WERE TOO PUSSY TO LEARN HOW TO TRADE.. if you think bitcoins are buttcoin's why didn't you bet against it recently.. you would have more than doubled your money!! OH that's right because you are a loving pussy little cuck BITCH!!!! You are destined to be SOMEONE ELSE'S LACKEY!!!!!!!

Have fun paying your bills.. have fun loving your fat wife.. have fun moving back into your mom's basement.. have fun raising a family of cucked little bitch rear end brat children that are destined to be slaves just like their STUPID FATHER!!!!!!!

And holy poo poo you are a loving bootlicker and want socialists to get their extortionist hands on people's money. You are PROOF that socialism is about loving ENVY AND JEALOUSY!!! AND it's just loving violence and not loving altruism or whatever BS you tell yourself at night just to pretend not to be a genocidal psychopath cuck bitch beta incel virgin!

THE loving FOUNDING FATHERS ARE ROLLING IN THEIR loving GRAVE!!!!!! THIS IS **NOT** AMERICAN!! THEY loving REBELLED AGAINST THE BRITISH **EMPIRE** SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THEIR EXTORTIONIST "TAXES!" BOSTON TEA PARTY FUCKOO??????????????????? AMERICA DIDN'T HAVE A loving INCOME TAX UNTIL THEY NEEDED TO PAY FOR THEIR loving IMPERIALIST WARS AND CURRENCY loving DEBASMENT YOU loving BETA BOOTLICKING CUCK PIECE OF LITERAL loving COMMUNIST poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHY DON'T YOU loving MOVE TO CHINA OR VENEZUELA YOU loving VIOLENT MARXIST BASTARD!!! LEAVE THOSE WHO WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND FREEDOM ALONE!! YOU ARE EXACTLY THE REASON WHY THERE ARE TERRORISTS IN THE WORLD (EMPIRE) AND YOU ARE A loving TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEDAY ROME WILL BURN AND ALL OF US "BUTTCOINERS" WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO loving BANK (decentralized exchange) AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (BREATHS IN) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HBWHWHWHWHAHHAHAH HABWHAHAHAHHAH MWWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





orange juche posted:

I found this lovely thing in the bitcoin thread, the shitcoin crashing below 4k has broken some people's brains. What do you want to bet this fellow is a pizzagate qanon truther type?

glorious

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
I'm the virgin who has sex with my fat wife.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



It's like a markov chain bot digested the entire bitcoin subreddit and composed it into a post.

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