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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

wide stance posted:

Number go up but still nowhere near what I locked mine in at. I can redeem it Any.Time.I.Want :smug:



Lol for real? Or is it just a cold wallet encrypted at that value?

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

AEMINAL posted:

Lol for real? Or is it just a cold wallet encrypted at that value?

I wouldn’t trust that Trezor to store dick loving poo poo.

Hi I’m the company that makes a secure bitcoin device to securely store your bitcoins but I put the private key unencrypted on the device and make it trivial to dump the memory off said device. Thanks and have a great day!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
For those who are new to the game or need a reminder, there's no such thing as a cold wallet or locked/secured bitcoins. If you can get a private key for any wallet, all of its bitcoins are immediately* yours to do with as you see fit.

Sites usually use "cold wallet" to mean something not directly attached to a live server, but a lot of them have automated transfers or whatever so lol at it being meaningful at all

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
cold wallets are cold lol...u poke holes in cybersecurity everywhere u go...u are banned from this cryptocurrency trading platform & collectible card game exchange

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



El_Elegante posted:

cold wallets are cold lol...u poke holes in cybersecurity everywhere u go...u are banned from this cryptocurrency trading platform & collectible card game exchange

mite put it in the lawsuit

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Please don't shoot the bull.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA2JIQh96iI&t=111s

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Ad by Khad posted:

about time somebody made money on bitcoin

lots of people are making money off of bitcoin investments, even some of the people in this thread have

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

My Linux Rig posted:

lots of people are making money off of bitcoin investments, even some of the people in this thread have

Oh he's back! Look at him go

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Oh he's back! Look at him go

bitcoin's price is back up above $4k btw. looks like the people who bought at $3.5k got a decent return

there's still time to buy! chances are it's going to go up even higher

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

My Linux Rig posted:


there's still time to buy! chances are it's going to go up even higher

But a better chance it goes lower!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

My Linux Rig posted:

bitcoin's price is back up above $4k btw. looks like the people who bought at $3.5k got a decent return

there's still time to buy! chances are it's going to go up even higher

Assuming they can cash out into something that isn't Tether.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Yes, with hindsight, it's always possible to make money even with an asset that's consistently losing value. Who didn't make money: The people that bought at 5500.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Liquid Communism posted:

Assuming they can cash out into something that isn't Tether.

wasn't there a post a couple pages back about somebody cashing out enough money to get an expensive car

it's not that hard to do and i'm not really sure where you guys got that idea

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die

My Linux Rig posted:

bitcoin's price is back up above $4k btw. looks like the people who bought at $3.5k got a decent return

there's still time to buy! chances are it's going to go up even higher

ghostty's gimmick was way more interesting

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Liquid Communism posted:

Assuming they can cash out into something that isn't Tether.

Tether is for retards, but I hope it never goes away so the ph level in nocoiner blood goes to 0.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Oh he's back! Look at him go

Everyone knows that MLR is doing a bit, right?

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
I don't believe in bits. Behind every "bit" is a true believer.

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

"Joke's on you: I was just acting like an idiot the whole time!"

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

My Linux Rig posted:

bitcoin's price is back up above $4k btw. looks like the people who bought at $3.5k got a decent return

there's still time to buy! chances are it's going to go up even higher

That return isn't exciting unless they dumped a ton of money into it

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

That return isn't exciting unless they dumped a ton of money into it
It's a 14% return before taxes (which if you bought at $3,500 and immediately sold at $4,000 would be your marginal tax rate instead of LTCG), which is nice but only 4% off what you could expect out of the S&P 500 on average over 30 years, and not the kind of thing you could expect while you continuously dump money into it (unlike the S&P 500).

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Hoodwinker posted:

"Joke's on you: I was just acting like an idiot the whole time!"

But what if the act was the joke ? :thunk:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Everyone knows that MLR is doing a bit, right?

It's incredibly poo poo and boring.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Potrzebie posted:

But what if the act was the joke ? :thunk:

CFS already ran the fake true believer bit into the ground, this is just a worse version of it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Lmao

Seraph_84
Nov 28, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't know about you guys but I'm dumping thousands into Bitcoin right now.

e; removed dick pic lol so random

Also, anyone who sees this will be turned into a gay bitcoiner.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Nov 28, 2018

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
:nws:

Seraph_84 posted:

I don't know about you guys but I'm dumping thousands into Bitcoin right now.


Also, anyone who sees this will be turned into a gay bitcoiner.

:nws:

just quoting this in case you edit it out

LordArgh fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Nov 28, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LordArgh posted:

:nws:


:nws:

just quoting this in case you edit it out

Thanks dude. That was me editing it out! Nice catch for the BAN ME.

e: Registered today, one post to post his dick. What bitcoiner did we piss off?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


:chud:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Not the weirdest dick I've seen. :mediocre:

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
oops, sorry burt. just thought it was funny that notorious bitcoiner and star citizen seraph decided to post his small dick once the bitcoin number went up

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Burt Sexual posted:

Thanks dude. That was me editing it out! Nice catch for the BAN ME.

e: Registered today, one post to post his dick. What bitcoiner did we piss off?

long time reader first time poster but wasn't seraph_insertnumber some kind of weird star citizen/bitcoin cultist

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018
Hard to tell actual size. Can tell he's not getting blowjobs ever with that crazy bush though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LordArgh posted:

oops, sorry burt. just thought it was funny that notorious bitcoiner and star citizen seraph decided to post his small dick once the bitcoin number went up

I completely forgot about him. I think we are not even supposed to have inline peni behind spoilers are we? I just wanted to make sure some other goons saw it and could testify for my ban. I think you can edit it out.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

I completely forgot about him. I think we are not even supposed to have inline peni behind spoilers are we? I just wanted to make sure some other goons saw it and could testify for my ban. I think you can edit it out.

done :)

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Lol homegrown and porn is a hard ban and that's a weak banme right there. Thought I was in fyad for a sec when I saw a dick

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Thanks! And Thank you Seraph for tiny fraction of your pog wealthiness to support this website! Please come again.

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
I mean he was quick enough to get that dick post off in both this and the 'POS so I guess ole Sarape99 had that going for him this time.

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