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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

So Tether is just like that receipt you get from the slot machine, except there's people walking around with two billion of them and the booth where you redeem them is closed.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Big Data posted:

Yes, yes I am the shut in between the two of us.

At least we cleared that up. So circling back to btc, what’s your position currently? We haven’t seen a btc oriented post itt since you rereged.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Bitcoin: it's for idiots and assholes

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Icey posted:

Outside of illegal uses crypto has no value or use case.

It appears I am stupid and incorrect, whoops! Sorry.

Inept fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Nov 29, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Inept posted:

I know this was a while back but this guy is permabanned pedo AARO.

Please use the report system for pedo accusations. Ty

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Inept posted:

I know this was a while back but this guy is permabanned pedo AARO.

How do you know? Do you have evidence?

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Burt Sexual posted:

Please use the report system for pedo accusations. Ty

Yeah sorry, submitted.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Inept posted:

It appears I am stupid and incorrect, whoops! Sorry.

Good username for it, tho

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

My Linux Rig posted:

wasn't there a post a couple pages back about somebody cashing out enough money to get an expensive car

it's not that hard to do and i'm not really sure where you guys got that idea

the trick is to avoid doing something monumentally stupid, like buying a ton of bitcoins on mtgox after they suspend withdrawals

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Tether is such a wild concept to me. Not the part that some guys just printed out their own money with a clam that it was 1 to 1 a dollar in value. I get shady people trying wild scams to see what sticks. What gets me is some people actually accepted it and this has become an integral part of some exchanges. Some randos just print their own money and claim it equals a dollar and people just accept it. I've followed bitcoin the whole time and this is the hardest part for me to believe.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Kung Food posted:

Tether is such a wild concept to me. Not the part that some guys just printed out their own money with a clam that it was 1 to 1 a dollar in value. I get shady people trying wild scams to see what sticks. What gets me is some people actually accepted it and this has become an integral part of some exchanges. Some randos just print their own money and claim it equals a dollar and people just accept it. I've followed bitcoin the whole time and this is the hardest part for me to believe.

also iirc they actually put "we have no obligation to redeem your tethers for dollars" on their loving website

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

There are other people that you interact with Fister. Maybe chat up someone, idk interact?

E in any case, thread needs a new title. Kinda stale and dated

Bitcoiin: Marked for Death

It's a Mark Karpeles reference and two steven segal references

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Powered Descent posted:

So Tether is just like that receipt you get from the slot machine, except there's people walking around with two billion of them and the booth where you redeem them is closed.

This is the most accurate description I've seen, yes. Also the genesis of it is an exchange being "hacked" and not having enough real money for people to cash out, so they were given tether IOUs

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Nessus posted:

I believe there are still old style ones hanging around but the modern video slot things print out a ticket if you win like seventy bucks. Source: Won seventy bucks in Vegas once at the Lord of the Rings slots.
You get a paper ticket regardless of how much you cash out, including even $0.01.

Not only does it simplify the whole "needing machines to have tons of coins" problem, but it's also a lot easier to insert a ticket into another machine than it is coins or dollars.


Powered Descent posted:

So Tether is just like that receipt you get from the slot machine, except there's people walking around with two billion of them and the booth where you redeem them is closed.
Tether is like "free play" that some casinos give; technically just as good as money, except you can't do anything with it except play it in machines, since you usually can't actually withdraw it until you've burnt through its entire value gambling (usually ending up with a lot less in "winnings"). Maybe some people will rarely win, but it's mostly used to attract more people into dumping their money into the whole operation.

It's even denoted in USD! You get $5.00 in free play, come gamble today. :v:


Kung Food posted:

Tether is such a wild concept to me. Not the part that some guys just printed out their own money with a clam that it was 1 to 1 a dollar in value. I get shady people trying wild scams to see what sticks. What gets me is some people actually accepted it and this has become an integral part of some exchanges. Some randos just print their own money and claim it equals a dollar and people just accept it. I've followed bitcoin the whole time and this is the hardest part for me to believe.

Doesn't seem that much harder to believe than all of the altcoins that lack even the most basic reason for existing beyond "pump and dump" that still get bought into. Tether at least pretends to have a value.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Zamujasa posted:

Doesn't seem that much harder to believe than all of the altcoins that lack even the most basic reason for existing beyond "pump and dump" that still get bought into. Tether at least pretends to have a value.

Even that I can believe. People put their real money into a fake money on the chance that maybe some day that fake money is worth more than they put in. Dump as gently caress, but I get the basic premise. [real money] * [risk] = [more real money]. Most investing is some degree of that. Tether is like that, but without the possible increase in money. [real money] * [risk]= [Exact same money]??. It is like playing slots but the max pay out is only what you put in.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

People just use tether to wager on riskier currencies on shadier exchanges that can't otherwise accept real money, I refuse to believe that anyone besides maybe Bitifnex actually holds significant quantities of Tether it's just a medium to facilitate the shitconi gambling

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I think Tether also has a hardcore Wile E. Coyote effect going. They all know they're walking on nothing, but they won't fall until enough people look down... so they don't look down... and JUST maybe they can run all the way to the cliff on the other side of the chasm before that happens.

(And now that I'm thinking of it, I'm sure bitcoin believers have used this exact metaphor for the dollar. Which just makes it funnier.)

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I am under the realm of one coin: the cent. I want to put into a machine, but, I fear negative cents with a printout that says I owe some people.

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



I know this must've been answered a hundred times, but are there real people actually selling their bitcoin for tether?

I just assumed the exchange "prints" tether and then buys bitcoins from itself making it look like demand is up. I mean I get this is highly illegal and they wouldn't need tether mumbo jumbo to put in fake buy orders anyway, but tether doesn't actually seem backed by dollars so it's not like it's any different.

Basically, what the gently caress, bitcoiners?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Its not illegal if there aren’t laws against it.

Basically, they’re trying to Air Bud securities law.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Seraph_84 posted:

I don't know about you guys but I'm dumping thousands into Bitcoin right now.

e; removed dick pic lol so random

Also, anyone who sees this will be turned into a gay bitcoiner.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

lmao

blessed post

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Clocks posted:

I know this must've been answered a hundred times, but are there real people actually selling their bitcoin for tether?

I just assumed the exchange "prints" tether and then buys bitcoins from itself making it look like demand is up. I mean I get this is highly illegal and they wouldn't need tether mumbo jumbo to put in fake buy orders anyway, but tether doesn't actually seem backed by dollars so it's not like it's any different.

Basically, what the gently caress, bitcoiners?

100% for sure there are people who sell bitcoins for tether, they do this and then move the tether to a shadier exchange so they can buy FART or PISS or dozens of other exciting shitcoins.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
IMO Bitcoin's electricity consumption makes it an ecological disaster and it is not morally or ethically tenable to support it.

At least leaded gasoline let you drive cars.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
lead pros:
- reduces engine knocking
- tastes great
- soft and malleable

lead cons:
- ???

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Mozi posted:

lead pros:
- reduces engine knocking
- tastes great
- soft and malleable

lead cons:
- ???

Brain damage?
Just like falling asleep near a mining rig

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Zamujasa posted:


Tether is like "free play" that some casinos give; technically just as good as money, except you can't do anything with it except play it in machines, since you usually can't actually withdraw it until you've burnt through its entire value gambling (usually ending up with a lot less in "winnings"). Maybe some people will rarely win, but it's mostly used to attract more people into dumping their money into the whole operation.

It's even denoted in USD! You get $5.00 in free play, come gamble today. :v:

Even if you don't "break even" some places will throw $100 at you a day for a week or other big promotions for first timers. So you can make a few hundred by hanging out and playing lovely arcade games for an hour a day. Free play rules compared to crypto (if their ploy doesn't work in addicting you)

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Gum posted:

the trick is to avoid doing something monumentally stupid, like buying a ton of bitcoins on mtgox after they suspend withdrawals

yeah that was a lovely thing to go through, but I don’t regret it. It taught what to look out for in exchanges and that I shouldn’t keep the majority of my bitcoin balance in them

Btw bitcoin is still above $4k. Guess it won’t be crumbling today goons

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

LethalGeek posted:

Bits are funny. Also they stop being funny when you keep it up for 5 years.

I'm sure they think they're hilarious but it's retardcomic.jpg for 100s of posts.
throwing out some random numbers there. i saw some my linux rig jokes itt for like a week
also i have 2 of his threads bookmarked so i know hes good people

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

My Linux Rig posted:

It taught what to look out for in exchanges

How do you evaluate exchanges?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Step 1. Find out if bitcoins are involved.
If yes, then Step 2: avoid.
If no, feel free.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



why is it going up again if this is the end of bitcoin :confused:

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

My Linux Rig posted:

yeah that was a lovely thing to go through, but I don’t regret it. It taught what to look out for in exchanges and that I shouldn’t keep the majority of my bitcoin balance in them

Btw bitcoin is still above $4k. Guess it won’t be crumbling today goons

All your money is dirty. You're killing the planet for a quick buck.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

poverty goat posted:

why is it going up again if this is the end of bitcoin :confused:

Price manipulation. The same reason it's always gone up.

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Master Twig posted:

Price manipulation. The same reason it's always gone up.

Specifically a bunch of Tether was printed and used to buy Bitcoins at a higher price. This drives up the price.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
The 1d chart currently looks like one of those maps you'd see in 90s Scorched Earth games

How does this compare to the Bart or Lisa or TA patterns

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

throwing out some random numbers there. i saw some my linux rig jokes itt for like a week
also i have 2 of his threads bookmarked so i know hes good people

There are other bitcoin threads. Also lol white knighting a gimmick

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

LethalGeek posted:

Also lol white knighting a gimmick
is this you developing your own gimmick or

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Even if you don't "break even" some places will throw $100 at you a day for a week or other big promotions for first timers. So you can make a few hundred by hanging out and playing lovely arcade games for an hour a day. Free play rules compared to crypto (if their ploy doesn't work in addicting you)

Yeah, it's like credit card rewards in that if you can manage yourself well you can come out ahead, but the vast majority of people don't and they're the ones who end up paying.

sorta like buttcoins :buddy: the house always wins and loves to promote all the other people who win big so that endless suckers buy in

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Zamujasa posted:

Yeah, it's like credit card rewards in that if you can manage yourself well you can come out ahead, but the vast majority of people don't and they're the ones who end up paying.

sorta like buttcoins :buddy: the house always wins and loves to promote all the other people who win big so that endless suckers buy in

My dad has the same first and last name as a high rolling whale at this one casino so he's been getting free hotel rooms whenever he's in the area. That's the way to do it.

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