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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


https://twitter.com/VoteConnie/status/1059563129099730944

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Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
currently locked up in SD:

Teirany
Aynjel
Shat Bagut

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

The lady who gets day drunk out in front of the Walgreens named Sweet Water

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Crocoswine posted:

The lady who gets day drunk out in front of the Walgreens named Sweet Water

nominative determinism strikes again

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

also she's super white

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Rejoice Steadfast.

Weatherwax
Aug 17, 2008

So being Danish I know quite a lot of people named Rune. Even more now that old Nordic names have a renaissance (it's the circle of names...)
Which made me wonder how many totally normal names are in this thread.
This very thread that makes me feel very ambiguous about the fact that we have semi strict naming laws in Denmark.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I knew a kid named Jonah Stoner who, of course, got the nickname Boner. He got run over by a street sweeper and had to have the injured leg amputated.

I also knew a kid named Walter Bagel, which was bizarre, because we were like nine years old. To this day, I still picture a 56-year-old accountant when I think about ol' Walt.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Nova Hammers

Timothy A. Queer

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rollersnake posted:

Nova Hammers

Timothy A. Queer

I think the sci-fi novels thread is probably in The Book Barn.

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

Phuc Ngo. Almost lost my poo poo at work when I saw it.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Izadia

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Badass with a badass name

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I saw a Dix, Gooch, and Ball all in the credits of the same movie.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
I encountered a Messiah [last name redacted ] the other day.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name/4784236/

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Just had to check the page 1 OP to make sure this was ok. ;)

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Met a Chyler today

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Hey look white people can have really bad stupid names too!

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
The other day I saw that "U-Majesty" someone was sentenced to federal prison for various counts of fraud

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
There's been a nursing student on our floor this week whose name is Adoria.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Arivia posted:

Hey look white people can have really bad stupid names too!

Sorry, when was that in question? Did someone say otherwise?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I have a good guess as to the combination to her mom's luggage.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Arivia posted:

Hey look white people can have really bad stupid names too!

They're called Utah-Americans

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Sorry, when was that in question? Did someone say otherwise?

Oh it wasn’t. It’s just the whole reason we have that rule is because people kept using those fake names as dogwhistles about black people. Then one turns up and it’s white!

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
sisters uniquia and umiquia

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I have met more people named "Unique" than I care to count and frankly they've all had incredibly abrasive personalities, in what was an easy lay-up for nominative determinism

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I always thought "Tomatoide McGurn" had a nice ring to it...

itsameta4
Sep 29, 2013
Man how are you all not freaking out about this actual Abcde thing?? I keep waiting for a Snopes link that will never come...

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Got two at work yesterday: dude named Davd and a lady named Martha Wilfahrt.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Someone on my baby forums posted about a boy they met named...Juggleton. Jug for short. The father is a juggler (not a juggalo).

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

sisters uniquia and umiquia

I was wrong on one of these, it was umunique.

other notables: galaxy, kiveelshila (goes by kay), and joshualynn

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

Trying to pronounce this makes me feel like I'm swearing in Hebrew or something.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

itsameta4 posted:

Man how are you all not freaking out about this actual Abcde thing?? I keep waiting for a Snopes link that will never come...

It's really surprisingly not uncommon, there was another kid called that in the news a few years ago because her service dog wasn't allowed somewhere, or something like that. Lots of little Abcdes out there for some reason.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



eating only apples posted:

It's really surprisingly not uncommon, there was another kid called that in the news a few years ago because her service dog wasn't allowed somewhere, or something like that. Lots of little Abcdes out there for some reason.

Middle name Elemenopi

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I had a teacher in high school named Mr. Fister. Not even Pfister, like a civilized person, but Fister. His first name was Fred. His twin daughters went to our school, and were known as The Fister Sisters. Their names were Daisy and Doosie. Doosie went by DeeDee. DeeDee Fister.

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
There's a baseball player named Doug Fister who was once notably called Dog Fister in a headline error

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