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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Arson Daily posted:

ay yo anybody squirting over that converted 737 fire bomber its a former Southwest bird so you better believe that airplane was rode hard for 20 years and then sold to the lowest bidder. Vaya con dios to the brave fuckers that strap themselves into that hunk of junk.

oh you mean unlike the various S-2s subjected to carrier landing cycles, the clapped-out old C-54s, and the P3s?

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sorry for the FB link:

https://www.facebook.com/ABCCapricornia/videos/286199708768433/

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


that was the most Australian sounding wow that i've heard

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Dr. Despair posted:

that was the most Australian sounding wow that i've heard

crikey what a rippah

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Dr. Despair posted:

that was the most Australian sounding wow that i've heard

one of the ways to determine whether a person has an aussie accent is to count the syllables in "wow" and especially "no"

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Related, but no commentary

https://twitter.com/AmberAW/status/1068404542629265408

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

oh you mean unlike the various S-2s subjected to carrier landing cycles, the clapped-out old C-54s, and the P3s?
Totally unlike the C-130s too!

thesurlyspringKAA
Jul 8, 2005

sandoz posted:

one of the ways to determine whether a person has an aussie accent is to count the syllables in "wow" and especially "no"

Oer Noeur!

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

I could actually *hear* Jim Jeffries in this.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004


I thought standing under one of those would be a violent deluge, it looks like it disperses so much it's more like an indulgent tropical shower. I think I have an idea for a spa section at Burning Man.

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Ola posted:

I thought standing under one of those would be a violent deluge, it looks like it disperses so much it's more like an indulgent tropical shower. I think I have an idea for a spa section at Burning Man.

That's how it's supposed to work, but if the drop is made too low, the retardant doesn't have time to lose forward momentum, so it can do a lot of damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAT3wSACyQI&t=20s

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Gotta retard the retardant!

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy


FFT260 LAS to TPA. Occurred on takeoff roll.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/2163815002

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



The really freaky thing there is the thrust reverser/core cowls blown open. Seen a bunch of fan cowls blown open from improper latching, but for the TR halves to go as well? That's pretty extreme. But not as extreme as how strong the hinge bolts are, goddamn!

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Yeah whoever called that failure unlatched cowling is being a cheeky gently caress

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

That seems less than ideal, might want to bring it up with maintenance after landing. The extra drag would probably affect fuel economy.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Carth Dookie posted:

That seems less than ideal, might want to bring it up with maintenance after landing. The extra drag would probably affect fuel economy.

Logbook writeup: Fuel burn higher than FMS calculated. Had to use reserve fuel. All other parameters normal. ASR filed.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Honestly I feel like the scariest part of that would be loud, confused, big, dumb passengers who are freaking the gently caress out.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


If you gave airline passengers individual ejection seats roughly what would the ejection rate per flight be

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

aphid_licker posted:

If you gave airline passengers individual ejection seats roughly what would the ejection rate per flight be

One per child.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


karoshi posted:

One per child.

You know how on some airplanes the seat control addressing gets messed up and you end up controlling the reading lights for seat behind/in front of you?

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

karoshi posted:

One per child.

I’m ok with this.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

karoshi posted:

One per child.

I think I’ve told this story before here, but it’s pretty funny.

I was on a United 737 SFO to IAD, I think. I was in an aisle seat about five rows ahead of the exit rows on the right. Two young boys were seated next to me. I’m not sure how old, but I’d say pre-K or K. I’m really not good at estimate ages.

Anyway, I was not asked if this was acceptable. I’m a 30 something man. I found this weird.

They were little demons. They kept asking for more soda, which they got, and started using straws to spray soda all over each other, and all over me and my laptop. I told them to stop several times, which obviously didn’t work.

Anyway, I started looking around and noticed an empty row about 4 rows back. I moved back and got back to work.

People started looking around and mumbling to each other, and looking at me. Eventually a man, maybe in his 40s, went over and spoke to the kids. A women sitting with him then came up to me and said “how can you just leave you sons alone like that?” I said, “I don’t have kids. I don’t know who those kids are and it isn’t my job to supervise them.” She wasn’t exactly happy with my response. By this time a FA came over to the row with the kids, but I don’t know what was said as I had my earphones in. Several people motioned to me a few times while talking to the FA.

It was a bizarre experience.

I’ve been flying mostly in First/Business the last few years and I hate traveling on the weekend because multiple seats will be filled with children. It’s really weird to see a family of 5 all seated in First when there may only be 8-10 seats total, when the kids are all under 10.

sellouts
Apr 23, 2003

Jealous Cow posted:

I’ve been flying mostly in First/Business the last few years and I hate traveling on the weekend because multiple seats will be filled with children. It’s really weird to see a family of 5 all seated in First when there may only be 8-10 seats total, when the kids are all under 10.

My last Royal Jordanian flight was my wife and I in first and the rest of the cabin was one family. Dad and I presume his brother passed out in 1AB. Grandma and Mom tending to a newborn in 4EF. My wife and I in 3AB and the rest of the kids going absolutely nuts in the rest of the occupied seats.

Running down the aisle 30seconds before landing, yelling, crying, spilling etc. Was absolutely astonishing.

That being said I have very few problems with kids on planes recently. My São Paulo to Miami flight was like 6 kids under 2 within 4 rows on either side and I expected the worst but every single one was a silent angel.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Really tells you how seriously the parents take their jobs to let their kids act like that in public.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
My commute to work yesterday was nothing but screaming kids the entire flight. Not even my ear plugs I use to muffle literal jet engines on walk arounds helped.

The holidays are the worst time to fly for being around screaming uncontrolled kids.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

e.pilot posted:

My commute to work yesterday was nothing but screaming kids the entire flight. Not even my ear plugs I use to muffle literal jet engines on walk arounds helped.

The holidays are the worst time to fly for being around screaming uncontrolled kids.

It's amazing, isn't it? My goddamn Bose ANR headset can't do poo poo about it either. I don't know what it is about a baby's shriek but it cuts through goddamn EVERYTHING.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
It’s almost as if our hearing has evolved over millennia to be perfectly in tune to a human child in distress.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

e.pilot posted:

It’s almost as if our hearing has evolved over millennia to be perfectly in tune to a human child in distress.

Yeah it’s loving irritating.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

e.pilot posted:

It’s almost as if our hearing has evolved over millennia to be perfectly in tune to a human child in distress.

No, I get why we respond in that way to those frequencies, I'm just curious why no amount of technology can make it so we can't hear that poo poo to begin with.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Jealous Cow posted:

Yeah it’s loving irritating.

Sure is, I can’t stand them.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

The only reason I never say anything is because I don’t want to get choke slammed by their dad.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

PT6A posted:

No, I get why we respond in that way to those frequencies, I'm just curious why no amount of technology can make it so we can't hear that poo poo to begin with.

Unless it is truly alien, all technology is truly human. Our sub-conscious biases show themselves through our machines. For example, Amazon's robots didn't like to hire among minority populations, the Boeing 737 auto-pilot middle-manages airplanes out of the sky, and Bose won't let us ignore a small child wailing.

Deus ex machina? More like dickhead ex machina.

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

e.pilot posted:


The holidays are the worst time to fly for being around screaming uncontrolled kids.

I've been on the verge of telling some rear end in a top hat unaccompanied minors "Look, you little shits, you're just here because your parents don't love you anymore" when they're being dicks to the flight attendants.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

PT6A posted:

No, I get why we respond in that way to those frequencies, I'm just curious why no amount of technology can make it so we can't hear that poo poo to begin with.



Edit: Yikes, those landings.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

No, I get why we respond in that way to those frequencies, I'm just curious why no amount of technology can make it so we can't hear that poo poo to begin with.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone working on noise cancellation technology had a conversation that went something like:

Tech 1: are there sounds people would want to hear?
Tech 2: what, like a fire alarm?
Tech 1: yeah, or foot steps, sirens.. things like that.
Tech 2: oh and children crying.
Tech 1: I don’t know about that, wouldn’t people wear these to block that kind of noise out?
Tech 2: that’s messed up. Wouldn’t you want to know if your kid is crying?
Tech 1: yeah, but not everyone else’s.
Tech 2: well we’ll need to just not cancel out those frequencies for now and let AI sort it out in the future.
AI: I’ve synthesized a sound that will quiet all other sounds.
*AI plays sound of a baby screaming at 400db, destroying the lab and rendering everyone deaf*
AI: now you can’t hear those noisy engines.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Jealous Cow posted:

I was on a United 737 SFO to IAD, I think. I was in an aisle seat about five rows ahead of the exit rows on the right. Two young boys were seated next to me. I’m not sure how old, but I’d say pre-K or K. I’m really not good at estimate ages.

Anyway, I was not asked if this was acceptable. I’m a 30 something man. I found this weird.

They were little demons. They kept asking for more soda, which they got, and started using straws to spray soda all over each other, and all over me and my laptop. I told them to stop several times, which obviously didn’t work.

Anyway, I started looking around and noticed an empty row about 4 rows back. I moved back and got back to work.

People started looking around and mumbling to each other, and looking at me. Eventually a man, maybe in his 40s, went over and spoke to the kids. A women sitting with him then came up to me and said “how can you just leave you sons alone like that?” I said, “I don’t have kids. I don’t know who those kids are and it isn’t my job to supervise them.” She wasn’t exactly happy with my response. By this time a FA came over to the row with the kids, but I don’t know what was said as I had my earphones in. Several people motioned to me a few times while talking to the FA.

My first thought was: lol

But after a while it occurred to me: who is meant to help them put their masks on in the event of a loss of cabin pressure? Do the flight attendants intentionally make sure there's always an adult near children - even if the adult doesn't want to be - so that they can do it? Or is it not unusual for children to be seated by themselves, and the attendants are expected to help them if need be? You'd think that if they expected you to look after them in any way, you'd be advised of that and asked if you agree, but that'd require competence.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Buttcoin purse posted:

My first thought was: lol

But after a while it occurred to me: who is meant to help them put their masks on in the event of a loss of cabin pressure? Do the flight attendants intentionally make sure there's always an adult near children - even if the adult doesn't want to be - so that they can do it? Or is it not unusual for children to be seated by themselves, and the attendants are expected to help them if need be? You'd think that if they expected you to look after them in any way, you'd be advised of that and asked if you agree, but that'd require competence.

In that (Jealous Cow's) situation I'd laugh while they turned blue.

Midjack fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Dec 3, 2018

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dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

PT6A posted:

No, I get why we respond in that way to those frequencies, I'm just curious why no amount of technology can make it so we can't hear that poo poo to begin with.

iirc it’s because the cancelling wave is always a little behind, which is fine for low frequency, but as the frequency gets higher that error gets more meaningful. So since most of the sound you want blocked is low and constant they just draw the line at some point.

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