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https://pastebin.com/9jy16D9t posted:I follow the rules, and insist others do. That's the opposite of antisocial. lmao
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loquacius posted:(I dunno, I'm not "in" enough on the drug scene to know what effect cutting something that isn't fentanyl with fentanyl would have on them.) Fentanyl and fentanyl derivatives are literally killing people daily right now. This person is literally intentionally OD'ing people.
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Nothing like good ol' hot loads. Your business is repeat customers. You're a bad entrepreneur.
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I'm really in favour of racial equality but I keep poisoning the coloured drinking fountain. I'm complicated.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Miracle on 69th Street this was the best one loquacius posted:(I dunno, I'm not "in" enough on the drug scene to know what effect cutting something that isn't fentanyl with fentanyl would have on them.) he has probably murdered one or more people.
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I know we are not supposed to post "fake and obivously fake" in this thread, but common guys, you believe the heroin dealer / serial killer is a SA goon and posting about their master plan of gay OD killing in the fesh thread?
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New research suggests that stories don't have to be true to be enjoyable. Tune in at 11
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zapplez posted:but common guys i am a rare guy and will not deign to reply to this post
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Sagebrush posted:he has probably murdered one or more people. ok well then, yeah definitely stop doing that and find some other way to excise your demons
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Sagebrush posted:New research suggests that stories don't have to be true to be enjoyable. Tune in at 11
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Sagebrush posted:New research suggests that stories don't have to be true to be enjoyable. Tune in at 11 So you're telling me that some sort of immortal cosmic spider thing didn't terrorize a small town in Maine every 27 years or so until it got its rear end kicked by some 11 year olds who then gangbanged a chick in the sewers?
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wesleywillis posted:So you're telling me that some sort of immortal cosmic spider thing didn't terrorize a small town in Maine every 27 years or so until it got its rear end kicked by some 11 year olds who then gangbanged a chick in the sewers? It's Maine. Of course the sewer gangbang bit happened.
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darkwasthenight posted:It's Maine. Of course the sewer gangbang bit happened. Yeah I thought that clussy was just there for the gangbang anyways....
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Sagebrush posted:this was the best one 
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he said I was trying to mansplain him in the first line so I didn't read the rest
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womb with a view posted:I had assumed that everyone knew about ol' Jazz's gimmick it was more just white noise to me, I had no idea it was all the work of one brave man loquacius posted:As a side effect of this lovely diet I keep taking really massive shits that stick to my butt, to the point I can't use the bathroom unless I take a shower after or I'll get a rash. Get a butt sprayer you fool. It's amazing even if your shits are generally normal and healthy (I am referring to my shits because I am normal and healthy) Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:All confessions are real. In the sense that being compelled to write something like this still gives insight into a person's character, yes
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All these fools who don't surf and just poop between waves. Let the ocean be your bidet and the sand exfoliate your chocolate starfish
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jobson groeth posted:All these fools who don't surf and just poop between waves. Let the ocean be your bidet and the sand exfoliate your chocolate starfish 
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quote:My confession is that I made the urinal making GBS threads legal advice thread. I've been trying to make trolls that are wholesome and pure (or at least, just weird stories and not being mean to any person or group), and luckily the /r/legaladvice people are so jaded that they'll believe anything. It was a kind of hodge podge of conversations from friendsgiving - one friend had a urinal shitter at work. another had issues with a boss not letting them go to therapy. one had just read that book by that woman patton oswalt murdered and a few are doctors, a few are lawyers, and I just sort of came up with it while on a Megabus. It seemed pretty good - an obscure reference to an obscure law, with a little "did he or didn't he" (to be honest I didn't initally plan for the urinal shitter to be the OP but people got so suspicious I decided to lean in a bit and make some replies that seemed suspect) Every story on the Internet is fake How does one become a mystery urinal shitter anyway, every time you urinal poo poo you're basically taking your life into your hands that nobody opens the bathroom door before you're done quote:I am a furry. No one excpet my girlfriend from HS knows. I'm deeply ashamed. My sister-in-law moved to the city where my HS girlfriend lives and I introduced them. Now I'm terrified that I am going to be outed to my wife and her family. If it helps I really doubt this will come up in friendly conversation
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loquacius posted:every time you urinal poo poo you're basically taking your life into your hands that nobody opens the bathroom door before you're done I just do it for the rush
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The sea is good and will clean you but she's a harsh mistress and can send disease or sharks if you disrespect her furry poster just have your wife gently caress you when you wear the cat ears or w/e unless... you're one of those kind and really kicked it up to some next level poo poo
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Also it's important to keep in mind that your ex doesn't know you are a furry, she knows you were a furry for a little while in high school If your cover story is that it was an embarrassing phase, there's no coverup
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loquacius posted:(I dunno, I'm not "in" enough on the drug scene to know what effect cutting something that isn't fentanyl with fentanyl would have on them.) jesus loving christ dude
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Like this thread, the r/relationships thread knows that some or most of the stories are fake, but it's not fun to just sit there pointing out the fake stories.
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loquacius posted:Also it's important to keep in mind that your ex doesn't know you are a furry, she knows you were a furry for a little while in high school Yeah, unless you're only like, a year out of HS, no one cares because everyone did stupid poo poo as a teenager. My friends and I thought there was a ghost in the school we could commune. I doubt if one told someone that nowadays, they'd assume I still, in fact, try to commune with ghosts all the time, as opposed to assuming I was a stupid teen. And honestly, if your HS girlfriend starts telling random in-laws she met once about it, they're probably going to think she's the weirdo. Imagine if your SiL's ex from loving HS that you met once ran into you at the grocery store and started telling you about how your SiL used to write a lot of BSB erotica in HS*. You'd probably just be weirded out by the ex, and move on with life. You wouldn't assume that she still obsessively writes slash about boy bands and out her to everyone you know. *definitely not my fesh tho hahaha
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Incoherence posted:Like this thread, the r/relationships thread knows that some or most of the stories are fake, but it's not fun to just sit there pointing out the fake stories. I think it's acceptable to tell someone their fake story is poo poo though if it's both unbelievable and poorly written. At least put some effort into the story, don't just poo poo out a bunch of "i don't like the blacks" while f5ing until loquacius posts it and watch everyone get outraged. If it's a fun story and you enjoyed reading it even if you don't believe it then yeah I agree with playing along. So when I've posted about a story being fake, my issue is with the quality, not that it is not true.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think it's acceptable to tell someone their fake story is poo poo though if it's both unbelievable and poorly written. There's also a lot of fake feshers who need to learn less is more.
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much like my posting
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yeah I eat rear end posted:i don't like the blacks I knew it! We've got you now you bastard
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tactlessbastard posted:I knew it! We've got you now you bastard now i know how loquacius feels when people include the fesh in the quote of his post 
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depending on the kind of furry you are you may want to chop your dick off confessor, it could even fit the persona better, its hardcore role playing shows dedication
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OG furry Bugs Bunny doesn't have a dick, case closed Mickey might, but Donald doesn't
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Splicer posted:Yes, exactly. Nobody is calling out the Washington alien bunker as fake because it was enjoyable (and obviously true). Anybody got a link to the alien bunker fesh?
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Being both homosexuals and heroin users, statistically, a good bit of them were molested as children. To ease the pain of your own trauma you are killing or victimizing people who are very much like you in some ways.
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To celebrate the upcoming page 500, loq should post his top ten favourite confessions.
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Speaking of favorites, does anyone remember which confession that "write a 10 page love letter" thing came from? It wasn't the therapist one, but was it part of the boss getting fired, but them starting to date one?
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All quiet on the adultery goon front:quote:Married goon with hot coworker again. I'm getting a bit more secure in the surrogate-family theory personally quote:Does anyone have any hot strats for shaving your rear end/butthole? I get toilet paper stuck in my rear end hair and its very annoying. I feel like this is the kind of thing that is best left to the professionals Go to a spa and ask them to shave your butthole, don't mention the toilet-paper thing though
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I think waxing’s less likely to get ingrown hairs?
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I recommend getting your butthole lasered.
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Take a shower and run a washcloth through those cheeks before you go get waxed. Don't want no little tp pieces embarrassing you on the table.
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