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i polled people at work 
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Nov 30, 2018 22:30
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https://twitter.com/gapingmaws/status/1068173137861214208
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Nov 30, 2018 22:32
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Hardawn posted:i polled people at work Shayvyn Grace is also my pornstar name.
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Nov 30, 2018 22:33
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Hardawn posted:i polled people at work Someone at your work has a name very similar to mine.
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Nov 30, 2018 22:38
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:so last night I wanted to search youtube for "he monch butt" and see what I could find, but I got sidetracked by the suggestion of "he moaned at least this loud," and discovered a meme that I apparently COMPLETELY missed the first time around. You would not believe how loud I moaned at this post. Good find Good post Good God
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Nov 30, 2018 22:46
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I was very briefly concerned that it wouldn't have been remixed into my favorite, but a quick search proved those concerns unfounded. https://youtu.be/wNDHk6ln2L4
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Nov 30, 2018 22:46
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Fister Roboto posted:Shayvyn Grace is also my pornstar name. That one is mine 
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Nov 30, 2018 22:48
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Emervyn Jett is going into my next dnd campaign.
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Nov 30, 2018 22:54
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ohhh man what wacky names did everoyne get
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Nov 30, 2018 22:55
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Nov 30, 2018 23:06
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I bet that moaning guy got sandoz.
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Nov 30, 2018 23:11
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sandoz posted:ohhh man what wacky names did everoyne get They are literally posting them for you to read, you ignoramus. Mine's Bryntin Grace.
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Nov 30, 2018 23:14
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Man when I was a kid parents just named their kids a million different spelling variations on Caitlyn/Kaitlynn/Katelyn/Kaytlynne/Catelyn/Keightleighn/...
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Nov 30, 2018 23:15
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My cousin named her son ""For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you." The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country-of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind."
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Nov 30, 2018 23:17
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i named my son *the opening cinematic from Skyrim*
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Nov 30, 2018 23:23
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i named my son *the opening cinematic from Skyrim* I scream and sweep all the papers from the adoption worker's desk as she finally reveals the name. "TODD YOU SLICK SON OF A BITCH" I scream to an uncaring heaven.
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Nov 30, 2018 23:24
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T'fartlin Kermitberries
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Nov 30, 2018 23:25
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Nov 30, 2018 23:25
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Nov 30, 2018 23:31
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So how long until there are "name reveal parties" where they reveal that the poor kid is named Brooke Emberbrooke using a gigantic explosion that sets the state on fire?
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Nov 30, 2018 23:33
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Powered Descent posted:So how long until there are "name reveal parties" where they reveal that the poor kid is named Brooke Emberbrooke using a gigantic explosion that sets the state on fire? Not long, I hope. BURN THE WHOLE THING TO THE GROUND 
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Nov 30, 2018 23:34
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i got jaxven jett, which sounds enough like an early 1900s scifi pulp hero i'm not gonna protest
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna941766quote:Southwest Airlines apologizes for employee laughing at 5-year-old passenger named Abcde Pronounced "Ab-city"
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Dec 1, 2018 01:10
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We are living in Grandma's email forwards.
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I'm the cookie recipe
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Dec 1, 2018 01:16
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im the kenyan muslim president
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Dec 1, 2018 01:36
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Spanish Manlove posted:My cousin named her son ""For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you." The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country-of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind." 
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Dec 1, 2018 01:38
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Dec 1, 2018 02:32
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Trebuchet King posted:i got jaxven jett, which sounds enough like an early 1900s scifi pulp hero i'm not gonna protest Sounds like androgynous, cyborg Joan Jett. 
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Dec 1, 2018 02:49
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It's really loving annoying because that little schmuck only responds when you say the whole thing. At least my phone now autocompletes it.
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Dec 1, 2018 03:00
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Never been a big fan of the New Order but I caught this video recently and there's a lot of proto-meme 1980s stuff going on in there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkq8IEO4tc
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Dec 1, 2018 03:48
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POST INTO THE SLOT. ITS EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START POSTING THE ENTIRE QUOTE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GRAEY ALIEN. I DO EVERY WORD AND I DO EVERY WORD HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN COPYPASTA OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY SENTENCES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MEMORIZED THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS COPYPASTA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE WORDS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Tetracube posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A POST INTO THE SLOT. ITS EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START POSTING THE ENTIRE QUOTE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GRAEY ALIEN. I DO EVERY WORD AND I DO EVERY WORD HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN COPYPASTA OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY SENTENCES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MEMORIZED THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS COPYPASTA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE WORDS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng Riddick was pretty good i guess.
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Holy poo poo, always the meme thread 
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Dec 1, 2018 06:14
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Isn’t he dead?
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Dec 1, 2018 06:20
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Blind Rasputin posted:Isn’t he dead? He is now
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MizPiz posted:He is now Tied up inside a zipped up duffel bag with two bullet holes in the back of his skull. It's always the ones you least expect who commits suicide.
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