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Solice Kirsk posted:

The fact that anyone is surprised at anything he does still amazes me. Buckle in kiddos, cause we're most likely gonna have another 6 years of this roller coaster.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

# ? Nov 30, 2018 17:13

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 04:20

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

One of the vague clauses in the constitution--which invariably lead to years and years of legal arguing when they have to be brought up--could be read that POTUS has to be impeached from office before facing criminal charges in court, which requires a majority vote in Congress to even begin, and is its own lengthy trial. The Senate wing of Congress is majority Republicans, his party rife with cronyism. Impeachment would be a very difficult thing right now unfortunately because of how many blatant crooks are watching each others' backs in the high up offices, and we're in one of the most partisan-divided periods of our government in probably over a hundred years. On top of that, the old, establishment members of the Democrats seem to think the same rules that were still being played 20-30 years ago apply still, and think if they make concessions, and let their opponents continue to dig their holes deeper, the voters will do their work for them (spoilers: They won't. The rules have changed, and winning is more important to a lot of voters than morality). I'm assuming many of the dems would just rather wait til Individual-1 goes back to being a private citizen so there's not nearly as much red tape for his arrest.

TL;DR poo poo's hosed, yo.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 17:19

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Choco1980 posted:

One of the vague clauses in the constitution--which invariably lead to years and years of legal arguing when they have to be brought up--could be read that POTUS has to be impeached from office before facing criminal charges in court, which requires a majority vote in Congress to even begin, and is its own lengthy trial. The Senate wing of Congress is majority Republicans, his party rife with cronyism. Impeachment would be a very difficult thing right now unfortunately because of how many blatant crooks are watching each others' backs in the high up offices, and we're in one of the most partisan-divided periods of our government in probably over a hundred years. On top of that, the old, establishment members of the Democrats seem to think the same rules that were still being played 20-30 years ago apply still, and think if they make concessions, and let their opponents continue to dig their holes deeper, the voters will do their work for them (spoilers: They won't. The rules have changed, and winning is more important to a lot of voters than morality). I'm assuming many of the dems would just rather wait til Individual-1 goes back to being a private citizen so there's not nearly as much red tape for his arrest.

TL;DR poo poo's hosed, yo.

On the other hand, recently released documents indicate that Nixon had actually been indicted for the Watergate cover-up and simply resigned before the procedure could be completed. This indicates a precedent for indicting a sitting president for crimes, especially crimes committed during the presidency or on the campaign trail.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 17:47

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 18:03

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Choco1980 posted:

One of the vague clauses in the constitution--which invariably lead to years and years of legal arguing when they have to be brought up--could be read that POTUS has to be impeached from office before facing criminal charges in court, which requires a majority vote in Congress to even begin, and is its own lengthy trial. The Senate wing of Congress is majority Republicans, his party rife with cronyism. Impeachment would be a very difficult thing right now unfortunately because of how many blatant crooks are watching each others' backs in the high up offices, and we're in one of the most partisan-divided periods of our government in probably over a hundred years. On top of that, the old, establishment members of the Democrats seem to think the same rules that were still being played 20-30 years ago apply still, and think if they make concessions, and let their opponents continue to dig their holes deeper, the voters will do their work for them (spoilers: They won't. The rules have changed, and winning is more important to a lot of voters than morality). I'm assuming many of the dems would just rather wait til Individual-1 goes back to being a private citizen so there's not nearly as much red tape for his arrest.

TL;DR poo poo's hosed, yo.

I'm no expert and am actually pretty dumb but outside of a hard(er) fascist turn resulting in a sitting president going after private citizen political rivals, I can't really see an ex-president seeing the inside of a cell.

Anyway, one of my boomer co-workers sent these out to the several hundred people in the company this morning for... some reason. He's never done this before.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 18:09

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

jjack229 posted:

Request for the picture of a shelve of books of favorite fairytales with the book title about the hero in the crowd with a gun who stops a shooter without hurting anyone else.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 18:33

jjack229: Feb 14, 2008; Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Besesoth posted:

Many thanks.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 19:07

WithoutTheFezOn: Aug 28, 2005; Oh no

chitoryu12 posted:

On the other hand, recently released documents indicate that Nixon had actually been indicted for the Watergate cover-up and simply resigned before the procedure could be completed. This indicates a precedent for indicting a sitting president for crimes, especially crimes committed during the presidency or on the campaign trail.

I think they showed the grand jury wanted to indict Nixon, but no one knew if they could.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 19:46

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

I think they showed the grand jury wanted to indict Nixon, but no one knew if they could.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/31/politics/richard-nixon-watergate-national-archives-mueller/index.html

The indictment was actually through its first draft, which means they had taken it as fact that they could write one up and present it. While it technically could have been rejected when actually put into place, it shows a strong precedent for what was assumed to be true at the time and any response to the indictment other than Nixon taking it would have caused a Constitutional crisis and probably mass protests.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 19:53

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Can't post for 27 minutes!; Soiled Meat

I can't remember the name right now but I like the one where he shoots whole a whole boatload of people and was completely justified and gets lauded as a hero for doing so. I think he even gets the girl in the end too.

E: they made this one into a movie too, iirc

# ? Nov 30, 2018 19:54

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Who, Nixon?

# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:18

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Besesoth posted:

Who, Nixon?

Yes. Nixon.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:24

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

I think Karate Bastard was replying to this post:

Samuringa posted:

This isn't what you're looking for, but your post reminded me of it

So, a lesson in the need to make sure you've read all the posts in the thread before responding.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:29

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1068442531887632384

I love it when Trump hints at the fact he never intended on winning, and got hosed from this election like everyone else.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:39

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solar Tornado posted:

I love it when Trump hints at the fact he never intended on winning, and got hosed from this election like everyone else.

Remember election night, when they would show his face, and it was slowly sinking in that he had actually won

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:00

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

chitoryu12 posted:

I also love The World Ends With You

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:27

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Randaconda posted:

Remember election night, when they would show his face, and it was slowly sinking in that he had actually won

We were all making that face. But gently caress it, if you sink the half court shot you may as well collect the 2018 Toyota Tundra.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:35

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Randaconda posted:

Remember election night, when they would show his face, and it was slowly sinking in that he had actually won

All I remember about that night was draining a fifth of Wyborowa and crying.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:39

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Clitch posted:

All I remember about that night was draining a fifth of Wyborowa and crying.

The sad thing is it's turned out even worse than I could have possibly imagined.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:51

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:59

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Clitch posted:

All I remember about that night was draining a fifth of Wyborowa and crying.

my reaction was the same nervous laughter as when I've just been badly injured

# ? Nov 30, 2018 23:05

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

The Ape of Naples posted:

People need to read the "Ghost" thread. And by read I mean avoid.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144

quote:
Former SEAL Mike Harmon, team name "Ghost," discharged with partial disabilities, was having trouble fitting in on a very liberal college campus. But when he observed the kidnapping of a coed, it was time for others to be troubled.

Because underneath his usually placid exterior, Mike Harmon was a bundle of barely controlled fury. Highly motivated, highly trained fury. And when terrorists gave him the opportunity, he became. . . himself.

A series of at the time rational decisions led him, via a raft of tortured terrorist bodies, to a facility in Syria, a "logistics warehouse" called Aleppo Four. And in the dank basement of that "warehouse" the true, horrible nature of the kidnappers' plans were revealed: if the Great Satan would not withdraw over the deaths of aid workers and soldiers, then let them see what could happen to their lovely daughters. The only fly in the ointment being one banged up former SEAL.

Now Ghost is as free to do his will as the wolf running beneath the moon. Freed of military regulations, freed of military justice. And morals and ethics were never his strong suit.

Sometimes it takes a very bad man to do a good job. In that case, they've got the right SEAL for the job.

This is just pure strain cop fertilizer, isn't it? Sprinkle this on an angry, sexually abused teenager, and in 5 years he's a rookie with a jarhead cut posting about "zombies" on LEO forums.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 23:31