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Anne Whateley posted:Then why do you think he doesn't get turned on by her unless she tries hard? Cause she's insecure and seems kind of mean, whereas the girl in the advertisement seems nice
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (35F) husband (35M) has been doing really weird stuff lately and it has me worried quote:He tells me that since I have no income as a stay at home mom that I have no say how he spends his money and last time I brought it up to him he threatened to take my own $250 away that I use for the services that I actually feel I need.
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The only just $300 a month at the salon is my abortion Did I get that saying right
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datajugend posted:he does but she is very insecure. or very fat this is murica
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tfw your beard winds up being a crossdresser
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Anne Whateley posted:Then why do you think he doesn't get turned on by her unless she tries hard? Because he's doing abstinence, which involves shutting down getting turned on by all media and people. It's not like I can be all "I'll not be turned on by sexy actresses, but be turned on by my girlfriend only and also ALL THE TIME" You want a partner who is only turned on by you, then you gotsta bring the heat. A rough allegory would be someone saying "he has an alcohol problem so is trying to swear off all other alcohol... so why does he have qualms with quaffing my home brewed beer?" Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Dec 2, 2018 |
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Dec 2, 2018 07:11
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The salon dude probably about to come out as gay or transgender. No straight man gets lash extensions. He seems like a controlling dick, but his wife needs to take the beam out of her own eye before trying to take the mote out of her husband's when it comes to salon expenditures.
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therobit posted:No straight man gets lash extensions. I've been trying, just as a thought exercise, to come up with a bi/straight friend of mine who has ever got lash extensions. I can't. Can someone come up with a reason? Like it's okay to be married and bi, but when you're married and bi AND wasting money on lash extensions... that just doesn't fit any of the sexuality puzzles I've encountered.
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've been trying, just as a thought exercise, to come up with a bi/straight friend of mine who has ever got lash extensions. I can't. honestly, how many gay dudes get lash extensions? there's plenty of straight transvestites, but this hypothetically real OP with her pseudo-woke church lady routine is definitively not into men. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Dec 2, 2018 |
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Dec 2, 2018 07:21
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:honestly, how many gay dudes get lash extensions? Dude sounds more like a nascent drag queen, and there's plenty of straight transvestites, but the OP is definitively not into men. I want to see a drag queen do a psuedo woke church lady routine. And I mean a real queen not just a straight dude dressed up like a woman.
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've been trying, just as a thought exercise, to come up with a bi/straight friend of mine who has ever got lash extensions. I can't. All I can come up with is husband going to an extreme to make a point of 'oh, you don't like when I spend hundreds on beauty treatments? Well now you know how I feel!'  Then again: quote:I’m willing to perform most of his services including waxing at home so I don’t see why he needs to go out for it?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:honestly, how many gay dudes get lash extensions? Yeah, that's a decent point. Lash extensions are just odd, independent of sexuality, unless there's a performance angle. At least from the gay/bi/straight dudes I've known in entertainment/news industries... which is a few dozen
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LadyPictureShow posted:All I can come up with is husband going to an extreme to make a point of 'oh, you don't like when I spend hundreds on beauty treatments? Well now you know how I feel!' Yeah, now I'm leaning towards "oh you need to spend $150 a month? I'll show you how ridiculous you are" It's kinda forming a comfortable narrative, <husband adopts ridiculous personal care regimen to mirror wive's regimen... wife unironically complains about the ridiculous expenditure her husband is making>
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LadyPictureShow posted:All I can come up with is husband going to an extreme to make a point of 'oh, you don't like when I spend hundreds on beauty treatments? Well now you know how I feel!' oh gently caress now I really want this to be 100% just this dude going to insane extremes to own his fat old housewife spouse for blowing too much of his paycheck on pedicures
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've been trying, just as a thought exercise, to come up with a bi/straight friend of mine who has ever got lash extensions. I can't. It occurred to me that perhaps a stage actor might wear them, but we never did when I was doing drama in high school and a cursory Google search did not reveal anything. I'm not totally sober so it's possible I am missing something, but I kind of think they would look wrong vs the normal eyeliner tbh.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:oh gently caress now I really want this to be 100% just this dude going to insane extremes to own his fat old housewife spouse for blowing too much of his paycheck on pedicures yup, add me to team honeypot
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therobit posted:It occurred to me that perhaps a stage actor might wear them, but we never did when I was doing drama in high school and a cursory Google search did not reveal anything. I'm not totally sober so it's possible I am missing something, but I kind of think they would look wrong vs the normal eyeliner tbh. I know a bunch of male newscasters who do that sort of grooming. I asked a few of them, and they all said, "falsies are like a one-time $250 thing, this is a front"
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On that note, i'd lie to thank this thread for reconnecting me with a lot of my grad school tv production friends through asking "are your eyelashes fake and if so how much does that cost?"
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LadyPictureShow posted:All I can come up with is husband going to an extreme to make a point of 'oh, you don't like when I spend hundreds on beauty treatments? Well now you know how I feel!' Lol sounds like she needs to go to the gym instead of the salon god drat. I am fat and need to also, but I am still able to reach my feet. How fat do you reckon you have to get before you have to pay someone to take care of your feet? 350? 400?
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Lash extensions definitely aren't a one-time thing, they're like once a month. If you're extra you can go in between for touch-ups
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therobit posted:I want to see a drag queen do a psuedo woke church lady routine. And I mean a real queen not just a straight dude dressed up like a woman. Sir we have other customers in line
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Anne Whateley posted:Lash extensions definitely aren't a one-time thing, they're like once a month. If you're extra you can go in between for touch-ups Exactly! And my friends who are newscasters don't even care about just skimping on falsies. There is definitely a "I need to spend money to prove a point" thing going on here. Edit: Now I'm asking my female newscaster friends about eyelash extensions vs. just using falsies. For a baseline and because this sort of thing fascinates me (the amount of weird stuff people have to do to be on camera) Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 2, 2018 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Wicca Sacrifice his lame rear end in the woods.
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Fwiw I know a good handful of female higher-ups -- not on camera at all, just six-figure professionals -- who do lash extensions. The point is it's a once-a-month thing and then you don't need to spend time on mascara every morning. If I had the kind of money where it was nbd, I would prob do it too (although not as fast as I would do microblading, I would do that immediately)
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Divorce this man because he will make your life miserable regardless of whether or not he agrees to allow your children their curiosity about grandpa's religious practices.
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therobit posted:Lol sounds like she needs to go to the gym instead of the salon god drat. I am fat and need to also, but I am still able to reach my feet. How fat do you reckon you have to get before you have to pay someone to take care of your feet? 350? 400? Hey guys, get a load of Mr. Fantastic over here! Can reach their own feet. I've never heard such a jape! 
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I can reach all around my own head, doesn't mean I could easily give myself a professional haircut.
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Anne Whateley posted:Fwiw I know a good handful of female higher-ups -- not on camera at all, just six-figure professionals -- who do lash extensions. The point is it's a once-a-month thing and then you don't need to spend time on mascara every morning. This was my thought as well, it depends on her job. As far as the dude...she should check her carbon monoxide detector(s).
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Doc Hawkins posted:This was my thought as well, it depends on her job. Don't forget bedbugs!
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I can reach all around my own head, doesn't mean I could easily give myself a professional haircut. She actually said she can't reach her feet though, which is a different thing. A scary, scary thing.
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therobit posted:She actually said she can't reach her feet though, which is a different thing. A scary, scary thing. Like... at all? 
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Yeop. The feet quote in particular:quote:Especially on my feet, which I can’t effectively reach anymore due to getting older and putting on weight from having children
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LadyPictureShow posted:Yeop. The feet quote in particular: 
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being able to touch your toes really does make you of above average fitness in America. We are a rotund people.
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Yeah but she also says this: quote:I thought you’re only supposed to get turned on and feel sexual towards your partner. which taken with the quote you highlighted seems to indicate that she's mostly super insecure.
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No one needs regular pedicures in order to not be judged by society. Wear Shoes. story be fake as shiiiiit, that can't-reach-feet comment is too on the nose, especially if her excuse is having kids like that automatically turns you into Jabba the Hutt, my 6'+ mum of 4 is like 135lbs soaking wet (yes I tell her to eat more)
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Barudak posted:Please do not marry King Haggard in a dress yeah you want in there first
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Anne Whateley posted:Fwiw I know a good handful of female higher-ups -- not on camera at all, just six-figure professionals -- who do lash extensions. The point is it's a once-a-month thing and then you don't need to spend time on mascara every morning. If I had the kind of money where it was nbd, I would prob do it too (although not as fast as I would do microblading, I would do that immediately) dammit why dont you have PMs i wanna ask you stuff
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therobit posted:It occurred to me that perhaps a stage actor might wear them, but we never did when I was doing drama in high school and a cursory Google search did not reveal anything. I'm not totally sober so it's possible I am missing something, but I kind of think they would look wrong vs the normal eyeliner tbh. If he had alopecia he might need it, but I think she'd mention that. Plus he grows hair elsewhere. Or if he had really sparse lashes, but there's medication for that. I think he just likes having strangers touch his privates.
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Fatkraken posted:story be fake as shiiiiit, that can't-reach-feet comment is too on the nose, especially if her excuse is having kids like that automatically turns you into Jabba the Hutt, my 6'+ mum of 4 is like 135lbs soaking wet (yes I tell her to eat more) between popular media telling women that they're "eating for two" while pregnant and Americans naturally tending toward a sedentary fatty lifestyle as a form of stress relief, it's actually become very common for new parents (fathers included) to put on a bunch of weight the average american is becoming more and more like jabba the hutt even when they're not a parent and parenthood definitely puts on some pounds
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