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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

It's pretty rude that it's called New Mexico when it is right next to old Mexico. It isn't even on a different continent.

Look we stole a lot of territory that war and we're already having trouble thinking of names for the parts people lived in. We didn't expect anyone actually wanted to live in a desert.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Samuringa posted:

The guy wears a cowboy hat, is it really unexpected how this turned out

He's the guy from New Mexico.

I have never been to Washington DC, but I'm assuming there aren't many cowboys there.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phlegmish posted:

He's the guy from New Mexico.

I have never been to Washington DC, but I'm assuming there aren't many cowboys there.
Have you seen your government???



You see in Irish and UK slang "cowboy" :words:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Even old New Mexico
Was once just Mexico
Why they changed it, I can’t say

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Honestly surprised that Trump supporters haven't petitioned the name change to "Our Mexico", "Better Mexico" or "Best Mexico".

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/2018-bad-sex-in-fiction-nominees-announced.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Just switch Utah back to Deseret and New Mexico can be the new Utah.

But not New Utah.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cartoon Man posted:

Even old New Mexico
Was once just Mexico
Why they changed it, I can’t say

People just liked it better that way.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ultrafilter posted:

People just liked it better that way.

it's nobodies business but the jerks

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



syscall girl posted:

it's nobodies business but the jerks

:golfclap:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/11/30/substitute-teacher-tells-first-grade-students-santa-claus-isnt-real/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some hard hitting news there, the middle east must be completely sorted.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

By popular demand posted:

Some hard hitting news there, the middle east must be completely sorted.

Some people don’t want to spend every day learning about nothing but complex politics and overseas sectarian conflicts until the world is a utopia.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1067843326177656833

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

Some people don’t want to spend every day learning about nothing but complex politics and overseas sectarian conflicts until the world is a utopia.

Maybe the news isn't for you

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Good. :colbert:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


"When booty calls" :allears:

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

As someone who lived in Vermont, I approve. Using any means necessary to escape the state is a necessary human right

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Wow, that's exactly the "babe, come over...my parents aren't home" meme

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'll never be as cool as that dude

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And they would have gotten away with it if they didn't use the goddamm work email accounts.morons.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004



https://www.spin.com/2018/11/ghost-texas-church-prayer-protest/

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I read that as "Ghost Form" and it made more sense that way.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WomenintheWorld/status/1068610623443918848

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Call of Booty: Dick Ops

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/PrequelMemesBot...ingawful.com%2F


I wonder if there any missionaries who thought of using speaker drones on the North Sentinel Island people.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 10:43 on Dec 3, 2018

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

Even old New Mexico
Was once just Mexico
Why they changed it, I can’t say

Why is this still so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrfufP-gGFg

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1069159567966330880

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Stealing road signs of all things.
You are supposed to start a revolution young padawan.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



By popular demand posted:

Stealing road signs of all things.
You are supposed to start a revolution young padawan.

The Empire's death squads can't find you if they don't know where they are. :colbert:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Proteus Jones posted:

The Empire's death squads can't find you if they don't know where they are. :colbert:

Tampering with signage is an effective tactic against them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX0CDwZJe-s

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I remember they recorded one album in Nashville, only to have to shift to Los Angeles when they couldn't find a single choir in the whole Tennessee area who was willing to do the Satanic lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qCCcNcWm98

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







https://www.independent.ie/irish-ne...r-37588997.html

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


that article posted:

The dispute was over a crow banger.
This only serves to confuse me further! :saddowns:

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Don't read this if you were clueless like me and WANT to spend a full minute googling to decode that but:
One guy was mad the other wouldn't shut off a noisemaker to scare off crows, and so the one guy drove a forklift-like thing into the other guy's car while the other guy was in it, killing the other guy.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

pangstrom posted:

Don't read this if you were clueless like me and WANT to spend a full minute googling to decode that but:
One guy was mad the other wouldn't shut off a noisemaker to scare off crows, and so the one guy drove a forklift-like thing into the other guy's car while the other guy was in it, killing the other guy.

quote:

The court heard that Ferris told gardai he drove the forks of his teleporter through the car because there was no other way to stop Mr O’Mahony using a loud crow banger.
He told gardai after his arrest that the banger, a device used to scare away birds, would wake the dead and had been an issue for 30 years.

Ironic that the banger didn't save his life, then.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice
He had to know the bangers would get him mashed eventually.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Was this written by a computer or something?

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

What the gently caress is a teleporter? What the gently caress is a crow banger?? What the hell is happening???

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