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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

srsly the only christmas song you really need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8o0hQD8-gE

gently caress christmas, gimme yule.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I'll give your mum a yule log.

SafetyTrain
Nov 26, 2012

Bringing a knife to a bear fight
EDIT: loving mistakes were made

SafetyTrain has a new favorite as of 22:14 on Dec 2, 2018

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Imagine having opinions on christmas music.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Jokes on you, I have hearing loss and can't hear the poo poo being played in stores anyway.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Data Graham posted:

Waaar oooon Chriiiiistmaaaas

Waaar oooon Chriiiiistmaaaas
iiiifff yoooouuuuu waaaant iiitt
waaar oooon Chriiiiistmaaaas
nooo-ooo-OOOOO-oooowww

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Y'all are fuckin exhausting

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


God, I can't wait till the war on Christmas starts. It should be soon right?

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



It started 3 weeks ago.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Detheros posted:

It started 3 weeks ago.

gently caress, did we win?

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Nobody wins the War on Christmas.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Mushika posted:

I hate Christmas music

Anyone else notice that most Christmas music has a feeling of false cheer about it?
Like if a character in a movie is trapped in a loop of false happiness full of forced fake smiles. That poo poo is creepy.

It's why Fairytale Of New York is the best Christmas song.

Drunk relative singing about great he could have been, ~ if only ~
Yeah okay see you next year ya drunk bastard! :þ

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Just lol if you aren't blasting Carol of the Bells non-stop from your gothic castle.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I like the idea that a patriarchal society and women not being allowed to make choices without judgement are somehow considered outdated concepts.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I wonder if there is a really furious x-mas song, like an angry rap about gifting coals or a black metal about Rudolph's dark origins

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Samuringa posted:

I wonder if there is a really furious x-mas song, like an angry rap about gifting coals or a black metal about Rudolph's dark origins

Or being stuffed in a sack and kicked by six to eight black men before being taken off to god knows where.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Samuringa posted:

I wonder if there is a really furious x-mas song, like an angry rap about gifting coals or a black metal about Rudolph's dark origins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuF_8H3LEZI

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Samuringa posted:

I wonder if there is a really furious x-mas song, like an angry rap about gifting coals or a black metal about Rudolph's dark origins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTTegnql6mY

There are some black metal Christmas songs, but everything I've heard is crap. And when black metal is bad, it's *really* bad.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Samuringa posted:

I wonder if there is a really furious x-mas song, like an angry rap about gifting coals or a black metal about Rudolph's dark origins
Trans Siberian Orchestra's Christmas Eve is originally from a concept album about the Bosnian War by Savatage. It's just an arrangement of God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman but in the liner notes it explains it's based on the story of a dude who played cello in the Sarajevo city center despite the war. On Christmas Eve he was playing Christmas carols, until something exploded and then he wasn't. In the morning people found that he got hit by a mortar. Maybe apocryphal but very metal.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

He's got deals to make, he doesn't have time to stand around and do whatever stupid bullshit they were trying to make him do.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Ak Gara posted:

Or being stuffed in a sack and kicked by six to eight black men before being taken off to god knows where.

Schwarzkrampus?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

MizPiz posted:

He's got deals to make, he doesn't have time to stand around and do whatever stupid bullshit they were trying to make him do.

Lmao he canceled all his meetings.

He had executive time to get to, Hannity was about to come on.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

So glad I bookmarked the PYF Christmas Music thread

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ak Gara posted:

Or being stuffed in a sack and kicked by six to eight black men before being taken off to god knows where.

Simply having a wonderful christmas time?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Why don't they just lower the racetrack?

https://i.imgur.com/bbdLSqN.mp4

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Interesting choice of a vehicle for the race escort.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Detheros posted:

Nobody wins the War on Christmas.

Then why have I been stockpiling these Christmas themed melee weapons?


duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

gbut posted:

Interesting choice of a vehicle for the race escort.

The extra motivational chase car

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Crain posted:

Lmao he canceled all his meetings.

He had executive time to get to, Hannity was about to come on.

Like I said, he has more important things to do than deal with that stupid bullshit. How is he supposed to know if Hannity calls him "The Winner in Chief" the agreed upon three times per broadcast if he doesn't see it himself? That's the sort of commitment we need in a president.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1068988740104798212?s=19

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Besesoth posted:

(beaten, but I'll post mine anyway)



I like this one. The last panel being short and punchy is great :thumbsup:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


:ck5:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

That's like a modern day slapstick routine.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

just got my war on christmas draft notice. Eight weeks of basic and its off to the northern front

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts


ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
Oh hey it's that time of year again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

I like this one. Only heard it the first time last year though, so it hasn't had time to wear on me like all the "classics".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8

remusclaw has a new favorite as of 00:53 on Dec 3, 2018

TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008

Samuringa posted:

I wonder if there is a really furious x-mas song, like an angry rap about gifting coals or a black metal about Rudolph's dark origins

Shockingly, ICP has you covered:
Red Christmas, which is about getting repeatedly murdered by Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69k9lToijxg

and Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch, which is more generally about being poor at Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd47CBbvhKg

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ysWaSZEoNY

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