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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


a mike pence body double to cast tie breaking votes in the senate while the real vice president is having his back walls knocked down by a big ol honkin H O R S E D I C K

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

when I heard that George HW Bush died, it reminded me that like Donald, George had a VP from Indiana.

but Dan Quayle, unlike Mike Pence, never cast his tiebreaking vote in the senate while filled with 40 liters of fresh horse semen.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
There are two thing I remember: sailor, and that Mike pence regularly gets hosed by the finest stallions

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Parahexavoctal posted:

when I heard that George HW Bush died, it reminded me that like Donald, George had a VP from Indiana.

but Dan Quayle, unlike Mike Pence, never cast his tiebreaking vote in the senate while filled with 40 liters of fresh horse semen.


to be completely rigorous, we can't with certainty say never

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
the lower bound on the # of times that quayle did that can be lower than the lower bound on the # of times that pence has did that tho

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mayor Dave posted:

There are two thing I remember: sailor, and that Mike pence regularly gets hosed by the finest stallions

CORRECT

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
not MULES

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
NOT DONKEYS

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
:horse:

:bahgawd: - VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES Mike Pence

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

There are two thing I remember: sailor, and that Mike pence regularly gets hosed by the finest stallions

Poor server always forgotten

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Teal posted:

Other than letting them get rammed by stallions I mean.

We call that a Hoosier's Triangle

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

alnilam posted:

Poor server always forgotten

well yeah it got wiped with a cloth ofc i can't remember it, much like mike pence can't remember a time in his life when he didn't actively seek out equine loving

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Thought about Gallup polls and remembered.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


ajkalan posted:

Thought about Gallup polls and remembered.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

it's the cock, if you're former governor of indiana and current vice president of the united states mike pence

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tastykake posted:

he laughin cuz he know

Me too

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


drat right

every day pence thanks his Creator for putting a man's g-spot up his rear end so that it could be vigorously massaged by fat horsecock

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Any other graphic designers and typists will recognize that font. It's called Bleeding Cowboys.

Can you guess where the cowboy is bleeding from?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.


Here lies Mike Pence, dead from having his back walls bashed down.

F

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
To quote a classic:

Mike Pence
rear end and gut
Filled with fresh squeezed horse nut.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Poco posted:

To quote a classic:

Mike Pence
rear end and gut
Filled with fresh squeezed horse nut.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Poco posted:

To quote a classic:

Mike Pence
rear end and gut
Filled with fresh squeezed horse nut.

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


id like to remind you all, good posters of c-spam, that our vice president, michael pence, has on countless occasions performed sexual intercourse with horses

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tastykake posted:

id like to remind you all, good posters of c-spam, that our vice president, michael pence, has on countless occasions performed sexual intercourse with horses

how could anyone ever forget

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Mike Pence dreams of horse dick

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

"Happy New Year!" Pence cried out as the stallion's load filled him.

(I remembered, and now you all have as well.)

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike Pence flew to another country and we had "snow"

in New York


im talking about all the loads of horse cum

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
that rained from his gaping rear end in a top hat

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
him being MIKE PENCE

VICE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
MIKE PENCE IS HAPPY FOR THE GOV shut down because no one is guarding the national park's Park Ranger barns

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
meaning he will sneak into every barn and GET hosed by all the horses

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
he totally hosed that horse

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


he done hosed a lot of horses

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Tastykake posted:

he done hosed a lot of horses

Close, but it's more accurate to say that he done been hosed by a lot of horses

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