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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pantslesswithwolves posted:

just like my few friends who understand why I put three seashells in my guest bathroom.

That's very clever

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
the seashells need to be on a small shelf right next to the tp

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
why would you need tp if you have the shells???

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
In case Sylvester Stallone comes for a visit 🤷🏻‍♂️

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
So I’m missing the sea shell reference here.. what exactly is that?

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

beanieson posted:

In case Sylvester Stallone comes for a visit 🤷🏻‍♂️

:hmmyes:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

So I’m missing the sea shell reference here.. what exactly is that?

:ssh:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

So I’m missing the sea shell reference here.. what exactly is that?

lmao this guy doesn’t know how to use the sea shells

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

So I’m missing the sea shell reference here.. what exactly is that?

would you like to have sex with me

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It has to do with poop doesn’t it?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Let's go to Taco Bell.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

It has to do with poop doesn’t it?

Doesn’t everything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

McNally posted:

Let's go to Taco Bell.

The best fine dinning.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Just found out we get Wednesday paid off because Bush died.....how old is Clinton?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Reign Of Pain posted:

Just found out we get Wednesday paid off because Bush died.....how old is Clinton?

Bill is 72
Hilldawg is 71
Carter is 94
Bush is 72

Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Dec 3, 2018

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
QAnon swat dude got demoted

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/broward-sheriffs-office-demotes-qanon-cop-matt-patten-10940330

quote:

This past Friday, Broward Sheriff's Office SWAT member Matt Patten wore a QAnon conspiracy-theory patch while greeting Vice President Mike Pence at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. Today Patten was reprimanded and demoted from the SWAT team and BSO’s Office of Homeland Security.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Honestly believing in insane conspiracy theories should disqualify you from any kind of position of responsibility. Although on the other hand it's ridiculous the number of MI/other people with active TS/SCI I met that are straight alt-right shitheads or believe in poo poo just as crazy as Qanon stuff. Going to guess you have similar people like that in the LE world.

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle

never mind it's too dumb to even think about

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

DoktorLoken posted:

Honestly believing in insane conspiracy theories should disqualify you from any kind of position of responsibility. Although on the other hand it's ridiculous the number of MI/other people with active TS/SCI I met that are straight alt-right shitheads or believe in poo poo just as crazy as Qanon stuff. Going to guess you have similar people like that in the LE world.

RIP 40% of state level legislators

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

beanieson posted:

lmao this guy doesn’t know how to use the sea shells

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


shame on an IGA posted:

RIP 40% of state level legislators

I used to quote the general from Dr. Strangelove a lot on army weekends. Until some vaccine denier started taking it way too seriously. Of course he was a cop when not playing army.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GunForumMeme posted:

Here, let me try:

32 year old white male, parents divorced during puberty, lives with Mom, uses drugs, works a part time job.



How close?

Lol i make twice what you shitkicker pigs do, drink some piss

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Regular Nintendo posted:

Lol i make twice what you shitkicker pigs do, drink some piss

I mean, you could work a part time job and still make more than a lot of cops.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Regular Nintendo posted:

Lol i make twice what you shitkicker pigs do, drink some piss

So you make anywhere between 30k and 300k a year?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Regular Nintendo posted:

Lol i make twice what you shitkicker pigs do, drink some piss

I got a big dick tho

uncle w benefits
Nov 1, 2010

hi, it's me, your uncle
small, but t h i c c

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Regular Nintendo posted:

Lol i make twice what you shitkicker pigs do, drink some piss

Why do you still live at home if you're so rich?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GunForumMeme posted:

So you make anywhere between 30k and 300k a year?

Correct

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
How do you think he got rich.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Why do you still live at home if you're so rich?

Probably helping out his folks, kinda nice of him.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p93y8xFaM11r5zq6a.mp4

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

I bet your stepdad is proud.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GunForumMeme posted:

I bet your stepdad is proud.

Do they only teach pigs like one line of response at the academy

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Regular Nintendo posted:

Do they only teach pigs like one line of response at the academy

Your stepdad is pretty vocal about his disappointment, yeah.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Regular Nintendo posted:

Do they only teach pigs like one line of response at the academy

0/10, put some goddamned effort into your shitposting.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Regular Nintendo posted:

Do they only teach pigs like one line of response at the academy

Yes

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Regular Nintendo posted:

Do they only teach pigs like one line of response at the academy

Is that your only line of response?

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Why is Boston such a shithole? Oh yeah, its the people that live there....

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