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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They called the new legendary Pokemon, but it was revealed in September, not January.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

Next one's going to be worse, heads up

I would really prefer if this wasn't the case. Is there someone I could write to?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
But of course! Be the change you want to see in the world! QQCS is thataway.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



If a cat smiled would it be like this or this

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Powered Descent posted:

From one year ago:

Incredible that they got all 12 correct

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Anyone have the Spongebob meme where Spongebob mocks squidward as a cranky tankie?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/MemesSurreal/status/1069676353967013889

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

MariusLecter posted:

Anyone have the Spongebob meme where Spongebob mocks squidward as a cranky tankie?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LMAO

e: wrong thread

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


e: not in response to anything, I just found this

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Son of Thunderbeast posted:



e: not in response to anything, I just found this

thank you can i get one that says bitch instead.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Hihohe posted:

thank you can i get one that says bitch instead.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



:drat: you got me

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Well fuckin’ played :golfclap:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Ska is the ultimate meme.




ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Warbird posted:

Ska is the ultimate meme.






Still kind of hard to just pick it up pick it up pick it up tho.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Sexts bot gets dark sometimes

https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/1069806967647076354?s=19

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Didn't know we were posting Dee Dee Blanchard memes in this thread now.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dannywilson posted:

Didn't know we were posting Dee Dee Blanchard memes in this thread now.

I get that reference :hmmyes:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Are there any memes yet about NDT being a rapist and/or creepnerd yet? Want to devastate my closest friends and family in meme form if possible while it's hot but can't find the good poo poo.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Just send them his rebuttal.

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1069394051797934081

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

I don't know how to embed videos but this was the first thing I thought of: https://vimeo.com/138219734

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Making fun of tumblr for getting rid of porn is so hot right now.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Are there any memes yet about NDT being a rapist and/or creepnerd yet? Want to devastate my closest friends and family in meme form if possible while it's hot but can't find the good poo poo.

imagine "we got a badass over here" but instead of "badass" someone has put the words "sexual predator"

be the change you want to see in the world

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Banning it after so many years is kind of weird

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Are there any memes yet about NDT being a rapist and/or creepnerd yet? Want to devastate my closest friends and family in meme form if possible while it's hot but can't find the good poo poo.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


What The gently caress

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Ariong posted:

What The gently caress

Yeah those are words straight from his fingers to the keyboard to twitter

at least i finally have an easy reason for always hating him

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Phlegmish posted:

Banning it after so many years is kind of weird

They're also doing a TERRIBLE job of it, a lot of non-sexual LGBT blogs are getting banned and so are a bunch of other things for seemingly no reason.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

They're also doing a TERRIBLE job of it, a lot of non-sexual LGBT blogs are getting banned and so are a bunch of other things for seemingly no reason.

implying tumblr is taking any steps to handle this professionally and aren't just doing a blanket application with no checks

lgbt blogs are prob the ones that will get hit 100% no matter what because any mention of any sexual term gets marked as sensitive which is how their own staff blog post got marked sensitive lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

DiggityDoink posted:

Yeah those are words straight from his fingers to the keyboard to twitter

at least i finally have an easy reason for always hating him

Because he shook someones hand?

[edit] he literally just shook someones hand mate

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Zzulu posted:

Because he shook someones hand?

[edit] he literally just shook someones hand mate

Well apparently he was just in it for her vital spirit energy. :gonk:

Oh, also the part where he decided to do a bit pf “searching” under the lady’s dress. You know, just normal things.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Zzulu posted:

Because he shook someones hand?

[edit] he literally just shook someones hand mate

Mate you know it's not just that he tried to shake her hands in a weird way

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/nosacredcows/2018/11/two-more-women-accuse-neil-degrasse-tyson-of-sexual-misconduct/

quote:

She was getting up to leave when Neil allegedly stopped her, saying he wanted to show her a “Native American handshake” he knew. That involved holding hands tightly, making eye contact, and feeling for each other’s pulse, Watson told me.

He invited one of his assistants around to his place, tried to get her drunk, and all around acted pretty inappropriately. The "handshake" was a weird way of him attempting to make a move on her, as part of a whole evening of him making inappropriate and weird attempts to flirt.

e: gently caress it here's the whole awkward and weird event that she recounts:

quote:

he invited his underling to his apartment at around 10:30 P.M. to “share a bottle of wine” and “unwind for a couple of hours.”

Watson, who said she felt pressured to impress her superstar boss, told me she agreed to come in for a glass of wine instead. Upon entering his apartment, Tyson allegedly took off his shoes and shirt, remaining in a tank top undershirt. Unfortunately, the night only got more awkward as Tyson, who is married, reportedly put on romantic music and replayed the most graphic parts.

She says Tyson soon brought out a cutting board and a knife to cut blocks of cheese that he decided they would share. But before slicing the snack, he allegedly gestured toward her with the knife and made a comment about stabbing.

Watson says she took the comment as a bad joke, but it’s important to note that this type of “joke” is exactly what people in power need to keep in mind when dealing with subordinates. And it set the stage for a night filled with subtle intimidation and sexual advances.

“It was definitely a very weird power move,” she said.

Watson says Tyson started talking about how every human being needs certain “releases” in life, including physical releases. He reportedly mentioned how difficult it had been for him to be away from home for several months.

Watson says Tyson asked her if sheneeded any releases, and she responded with a story about sexual harassment she endured in the past. It was a smart way to diffuse a tense situation, but she says he was unfazed.

“It was like talking to a wall,” Watson said.

She was getting up to leave when Neil allegedly stopped her, saying he wanted to show her a “Native American handshake” he knew. That involved holding hands tightly, making eye contact, and feeling for each other’s pulse, Watson told me.

When she broke off the awkward and incredibly intimate handshake, which he allegedly said represented a “spirit connection,” she attempted to just get up and leave.

Tyson then allegedly put his hands on her shoulders, and said he wanted to hug her, but if he did, he’d “just want more.”

Watson says she left Tyson’s apartment quickly after the inappropriate sexual comments and that, the next day, she confronted him because she felt he had betrayed her as a mentor. He reportedly told her in that meeting that she’d never rise through the ranks in her career because she was too “distracting.”

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 09:14 on Dec 4, 2018

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Holy moley, what a fuckin creep

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I didn't know ndt was on da joose

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