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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



goddamnedtwisto posted:

that's what you get for dissing jeff minter

idgi... the camel game dev?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Their music can be characterized by elegantly composed rhythms, floating sound of typical folk-instruments like bagpipes, flutes and violins, in an electronica-composition that supports the dramatic lyrics

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



haveblue posted:

The cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if Verhoeven agreed to direct the scene naked, which he did.[6]
Rules and owns and I think I'm gonna rewatch that movie soon

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

verhoeven: "lol i never thought you'd dare me to do this"
cast: "please put your pants back on paul no one wants this"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbf he might not have an old pagg

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Krankenstyle posted:

idgi... the camel game dev?

two posts up from the one i was replying to, champ

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Averell Harriman was "Thor", Henry Luce was "Baal", McGeorge Bundy was "Odin", and George H. W. Bush was "Magog".[24]

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

Averell Harriman was "Thor", Henry Luce was "Baal", McGeorge Bundy was "Odin", and George H. W. Bush was "Magog".[24]

During his brother's presidential campaign and subsequent administration, Clinton was given the codename "Headache" by the Secret Service due to his controversial behavior.[7]


tho i didn't think that was ever actually confirmed

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Frog

quote:

Coleman Frog

The Coleman Frog is a 19 kilograms (42 lb) taxidermy frog on display at the Fredericton Region Museum in Fredericton, New Brunswick. It was previously owned by a man named Fred Coleman, who ran a nearby lodge in the 1880s. The frog was captured from Killarney Lake, at which time it weighed 7.3 pounds (3.3 kg).[1][2] Supposedly, the immense size of the frog was caused by the fact that Coleman fed it whiskey and whey. It died in a "dynamite accident" and was sent to Bangor, Maine to be stuffed.[1] Skeptics say that the frog is a fake that was used to promote a cough syrup that would "relieve the frog in your throat".[3] The Museum will not allow DNA testing to be done on the frog to confirm if it is real or fake.[3][4]
Not actually worthless, but it still needs to be posted here. This is the entire article, just one helluva paragraph.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Due to its novelty and complexity, the story remains a fascination for many people. Since 2017, it has been discussed on a number of podcasts of varying subjects.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


darthbob88 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Frog
Not actually worthless, but it still needs to be posted here. This is the entire article, just one helluva paragraph.

have you seen my frog?

him name is Coleman largefrog

who has my frog?

i will dynamite my frog

do you hear me? I WILL DYNAMITE MY loving FROG

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
love terry

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
MythBusters, a Discovery Channel television show that uses elements of the scientific method to test the validity of rumors, myths, film scenes, adages, Internet videos, and news stories, set out to prove whether or not it was possible for Captain Kirk to have constructed an effective bamboo cannon that could have injured a Gorn, as depicted in the climax of "Arena". Their test showed that available bamboo was not strong enough to withstand the explosion. While Kirk would have been badly injured or killed, the Gorn would have been only slightly injured. However, the James Blish novelization of the episode indicated that although the plant looked like bamboo, it actually had a high metal content, so much so that it let out a distinct metallic sound when Kirk bumped it. The implication being that it was stronger than earth bamboo.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



The idea that humor can be predicted by a word's entropy corresponds to the work of 19th-century German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer, who posited that humor is a product of one's expectations being violated.[9][11] According to Westbury, "One reason puns are funny is that they violate our expectation that a word has one meaning".[8] Violating expectations corresponds mathematically to having a low probability combination of letters, which also makes the word seem particularly funny, according to Westbury.[11]

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Rich Dansky (who worked on the development of Changeling: The Dreaming) said that after the game's release the darkfae-l listserv had "a rampaging debate... over how the folks at White Wolf had gotten so much of their existence right", adding, "Finally, one of the list members came to the obvious conclusion that we'd gotten it right because we ourselves were in fact changelings." Dansky denied being non-human.[6]

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_about_California

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

The idea that humor can be predicted by a word's entropy corresponds to the work of 19th-century German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer, who posited that humor is a product of one's expectations being violated.[9][11]
:aaa:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

aardvaard posted:

Rich Dansky (who worked on the development of Changeling: The Dreaming) said that after the game's release the darkfae-l listserv had "a rampaging debate... over how the folks at White Wolf had gotten so much of their existence right", adding, "Finally, one of the list members came to the obvious conclusion that we'd gotten it right because we ourselves were in fact changelings." Dansky denied being non-human.[6]

lol

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/1070390947337433088

e: The second and third takes consist of Welles beginning his monologue with a heavily slurred, "Mwaaaah, the French! Champagne has already been celebrated for its excellence. There is a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle, and like the best French champagnes, it's vintage-dated, so Paul Masson's superb...", before being interrupted by an offscreen voice shouting "Cut!" Throughout the takes, Welles appears to be having trouble remaining upright, clearly propping himself up on the table while tapping his fingers impatiently, and several of the extras are visibly having difficulty in not laughing.[2]

FMguru fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Dec 5, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



In Japanese there is no differentiation between singular and plural versions of the noun Tomason, therefore in English too, Thomasson can refer to one or many of these objects.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Some primates, including humans, can throw objects such as rocks, sticks, and feces as projectiles.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Sagebrush posted:

Some primates, including humans, can throw objects such as rocks, sticks, and feces as projectiles.

I mean, at least they used an Oxford comma?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
Fourteen years after Bloody New Year's Eve, Kanna is a teenage girl who works at a Chinese restaurant.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinface

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




wrong thread

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

usually of a comical nature

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

usually of a comical nature

you know some people are getting horny about it instead

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



could be horrific?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apa5D5K-ysI

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
Others propose models to intentionally replace capitalism. The most notable among them are socialism and anarchism.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Harry Trellman has formed a friendship with the fabulously wealthy Sigmund Adletsky (perhaps inspired by Sheldon Adelson. There is no proof that Saul Bellow had Adelson in mind. Adelson and the Character Adletsky have very little in common except that they are both "fabulously wealthy.")

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

quote:

Works other than film

Year Title Notes
2010 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction Action-adventure stealth video game
2010 Limbo Puzzle-platform video game
2014 Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes Action-adventure stealth video game[21]
2015 Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Action-adventure stealth video game
2016 Inside Puzzle-platform video game
2017 Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Action-adventure video game
2018 God of War Action-adventure video game[22]

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

The six players take the role of six fictitious passengers aboard the RMS Titanic:

- Miss Su Yen - A Japanese woman (yellow)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



deep cut

- me (dark red)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

is that erik?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
yep

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
Ultimately, however, according to game developer Tim Dawson, if a video game features unnatural breast movements, "it's because somebody wanted them to look that way".

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

A big attraction outside the city is known by Americans as The Chicken Shack. The real name is San Zoku (or Mountain Clan). It serves lots of chicken as one might guess. The Chicken Shack is also known for a wonderful Koi (Carp) pond.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The lyrics include a number of astronomical facts and figures, which may have accurately reflected the known values at the time the song was written while many are simply rounded for the sake of the song's meter. Some of these have changed as improved technology has allowed scientists to make more accurate measurements.[4]

• Idle sings that the Earth is "revolving at nine hundred miles an hour". He clearly means that the Earth is rotating (on its axis) at this speed; "revolving" would mean "orbiting" (the Sun). This may have been deliberate as "revolving" forms a perfect rhyme with the preceding word, "evolving", whereas "rotating" would not. The current estimate for the rotational speed at the equator is 1040 miles/hr (1670 kilometers/hour).[5] 900 miles is correct if this is given in nautical miles, but it is more common to speak of knots in this case. He gives the Earth's orbital speed as 19 miles (31 km) per second, compared with the real figure of 18 to 18.5.[6][7][8]

• Idle states that the Sun is "the source of all our power". In fact, three notable sources of electrical power are not directly traceable to the Sun: The first is geothermal power, which is derived from geothermal energy, 20% of which remains from the original planet formation and 80% of which is derived from ongoing radioactive decay. The second source is the Moon's effects on tides and the associated methods of power generation. The third is nuclear power derived from uranium and other fissile elements. Ultimately, however, the overwhelming proportion of human-generated power derived from fossil fuels and thence from photosynthetic plants makes this line a very good approximation to the truth. The three other power sources are available because of the Sun's influence on our early solar system, so Idle's statement is correct in a literal (if somewhat pedantic) sense, even if not for practical purposes.

• Idle's figures for the size of the Milky Way galaxy are roughly correct. He understates the speed at which the Sun orbits the "galactic central point" by an order of magnitude (12 million miles a day compared to "1 million miles a day"), but he gives an estimate accurate to one significant figure for the total time per orbit. This is "two hundred million years" according to the song, compared with accepted figures of 220 to 250 million years.[9][10][11]

• The song says that we are "thirty thousand light years from galactic central point", again correct to within one significant figure of 25,000 light years from the centre of the Milky Way.[12] The song also states that the galaxy is "a hundred thousand light years side to side". This would make the galactic radius 50,000 light years, which is accurate.[12] Australian astrophysicist Bryan Gaensler has stated that Idle's estimation of the thickness of the Milky Way, at 16,000 light years, is more accurate than the official 'textbook' figure of 6,000 light years.[13] However, the song's position on this was later confused by Idle's performance of the song in his Not the Messiah show (2007) where the figure he sings is only 6,000 light years.[14] The reason for the confusion has since been explained in a message from Idle on the official Monty Python website. "There was some smug website pulling apart all my original figures for the song (written circa 1981) so for the 2003 Tour (or maybe 2000) I 'updated' them. Now you tell me I was right all along! Not sure where I got my figures originally but tell the bastards to make up their minds."[15]

• The last verse of the song explains that the universe is expanding, and furthermore, that the speed of light is the "fastest speed there is". Idle's estimate of the speed of light is a relatively accurate one: 12 million miles per minute, versus the standard figure of about 11.16 million miles per minute. (11 million would be a closer estimate, but Idle may have chosen "12" simply because the word "11" would not scan so well.)[citation needed] Contrary to what the verse implies, the expansion of the universe is not related to the speed of light, and it is in fact expanding much faster.[16]

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_fandom

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