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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Ursine Catastrophe posted:


Given the "death by anal insertion via exploding hydraulic piston from a poorly made chinese office chair" thing, I'm just going to invest in my rear end by never cheaping out on a chair period

Standing desk?

e: snipe payment, here's content:


jemand fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Dec 5, 2018

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

This is old but "things that have caused my passenger seat to alarm"
- Coats
- Fast food
- Cell phones
- Pens

I don't know how many cars this kind of thing is in, but it's extremely not weight-based and more "is there any weight at all on this one specific portion of the seat"


Given the "death by anal insertion via exploding hydraulic piston from a poorly made chinese office chair" thing, I'm just going to invest in my rear end by never cheaping out on a chair period

pfft You're gonna miss out on all the sweet, sweet workman's comp

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

DrPossum posted:

pfft You're gonna miss out on all the sweet, sweet workman's comp

I live in the US, you really think there's any way in hell I'm going to get properly comped and not 10 years of court that results in "you were sitting in it wrong"

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/XWf14ug.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Excellent username + post correlation

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
A random grab bag from imgur:

https://i.imgur.com/TnIdlcp.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/a5zuQGK.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Z7LPpZZ.mp4





Bonus leaf train (with sound).


https://i.imgur.com/YWzT7Yc.mp4

Senor P.
Mar 27, 2006
I MUST TELL YOU HOW PEOPLE CARE ABOUT STUFF I DONT AND BE A COMPLETE CUNT ABOUT IT

Does anyone know what these are supposed to be?

Square bottom, coninical top?

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
Quicksand! (the worker was ok, although his boots were never seen again)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluzvEPuAug

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Senor P. posted:

Does anyone know what these are supposed to be?

Square bottom, coninical top?

An even more dangerous conesplitter than the one above

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






jemand posted:

Standing desk?

e: snipe payment, here's content:



I don't want to think about the composition of that mud.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

McSpanky posted:

I don't want to think about the composition of that mud.

You know very well that's not mud.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

McSpanky posted:

I don't want to think about the composition of that mud.

It's poo

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

The Dark One posted:

Quicksand! (the worker was ok, although his boots were never seen again)

No boots = he ded

Now we have some manner of undead working construction, which is itself probably an OSHA violation

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Senor P. posted:

Does anyone know what these are supposed to be?

Square bottom, coninical top?

They look like maul heads to me.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Dark One posted:

Quicksand! (the worker was ok, although his boots were never seen again)

RIP boots.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

glynnenstein posted:

They look like maul heads to me.

An Imgur content suggested excavator teeth?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


cakesmith handyman posted:

An Imgur content suggested excavator teeth?

Could be. And probably not maul heads since I don't see a hole cast for the handle, but maybe splitting wedges.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Evilreaver posted:

No boots = he ded

Now we have some manner of undead working construction, which is itself probably an OSHA violation

He's clearly a lich and his boots now safely hidden in the Earth are his phylactery.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
It’s like Schrödinger’s OSHA!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Nth Doctor posted:

He's clearly a lich and his boots now safely hidden in the Earth are his phylactery.

Necromantical Health and Safety Administration

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/1Hk1KrE.gifv
"Pro-tip: Do not shoot Dragon's Breath magnesium incendiary rounds indoors."
https://www.facebook.com/RedPlanetArsenal/videos/293235251313881/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ekuNNN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1Hk1KrE.gifv
"Pro-tip: Do not shoot Dragon's Breath magnesium incendiary rounds indoors."
https://www.facebook.com/RedPlanetArsenal/videos/293235251313881/

Is the entire floor soaked in gasoline? how does this even happen?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is the entire floor soaked in gasoline? how does this even happen?

I imagine there's been some powder/residue from the rounds building up over time.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is the entire floor soaked in gasoline? how does this even happen?

check out the sound foam on the wall

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ekuNNN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1Hk1KrE.gifv
"Pro-tip: Do not shoot Dragon's Breath magnesium incendiary rounds indoors."
https://www.facebook.com/RedPlanetArsenal/videos/293235251313881/

This must be how you earn your concealed carrie license

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Raskolnikov38 posted:

check out the sound foam on the wall

:staredog: Holy poo poo, you're right.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is the entire floor soaked in gasoline? how does this even happen?

A lot of unburned powder ends on the ground and in the air at indoor ranges (along with lead and I think mercury) and if they don’t have adequate ventilation/air filtration bad things can occur.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

haveblue posted:

This must be how you earn your concealed carrie license

:vince:

Ixian
Oct 9, 2001

Many machines on Ix....new machines
Pillbug

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

A lot of unburned powder ends on the ground and in the air at indoor ranges (along with lead and I think mercury) and if they don’t have adequate ventilation/air filtration bad things can occur.

And even prior to the fire that range looked like it had really poor ventilation.

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


There's a note on the facebook page that this was in Brazil... and they had been using old motor oil on the floorboards to keep the termites from eating it.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Even without using incendiary rounds, that seems like a fantastically bad idea for a gun range, or for anywhere really.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Relentless posted:

There's a note on the facebook page that this was in Brazil... and they had been using old motor oil on the floorboards to keep the termites from eating it.

really its a wonder it took so long for it turn into the station fire

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

A lot of unburned powder ends on the ground and in the air at indoor ranges (along with lead and I think mercury) and if they don’t have adequate ventilation/air filtration bad things can occur.

makes sense

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I need that log splitter.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

haveblue posted:

This must be how you earn your concealed carrie license

Oooh, nicely done.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Relentless posted:

There's a note on the facebook page that this was in Brazil... and they had been using old motor oil on the floorboards to keep the termites from eating it.

I guess giving the termites cancer would be pretty effective. Burning the entire building down would also work as I guess they now know.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

haveblue posted:

This must be how you earn your concealed carrie license

:golfclap:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






ekuNNN posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1Hk1KrE.gifv
"Pro-tip: Do not shoot Dragon's Breath magnesium incendiary rounds indoors."
https://www.facebook.com/RedPlanetArsenal/videos/293235251313881/

drat, fire so hot it burned the color right out of the room.

haveblue posted:

This must be how you earn your concealed carrie license

:flame:

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


wesleywillis posted:

I need that log splitter.

For log splitting, or is this a "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" scenario?

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