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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Jerusalem posted:

TikTok is how we keep Captain Hook distracted and scared, giving us time to escape!

Oh God I'm so old :cripes:

it's ok J-Ru I got the joke :respek:

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

TikTok is how we keep Captain Hook distracted and scared, giving us time to escape!

Oh God I'm so old :cripes:

J-Ru it took you like a decade to understand how to read Twitter posts I would just tap out already

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/GlennJacobsTN/status/1070345295400185856

https://twitter.com/TheRealXPac/status/1070072121211084800

rovert fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Dec 5, 2018

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aesop Poprock posted:

just tap out

GIVE UP ARU NOMI

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

CAMON OVA HEEAR

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/1070477840364244993

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Why is Low-Ki insulting himself in this tweet:

https://twitter.com/OneWorldWarrior/status/1070474280499118080

:confused:

I mean don't get me wrong, Tama is also a terrible person, but at least he hasn't been forcefully ejected from arenas. That I know of, anyways.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Tama rules, low key drools

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

so i wasnt aware that low ki went to the same high school as me but i saw he went at the same time as my cousin. i asked my cousin if he remembered him at all and he said he was a weird kid who kept doing karate poses in the cafeteria and got suspended once for going around asking people to pay to hit him as hard as they could.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

STONE COLD 64 posted:

so i wasnt aware that low ki went to the same high school as me but i saw he went at the same time as my cousin. i asked my cousin if he remembered him at all and he said he was a weird kid who kept doing karate poses in the cafeteria and got suspended once for going around asking people to pay to hit him as hard as they could.

low ki is good now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

STONE COLD 64 posted:

so i wasnt aware that low ki went to the same high school as me but i saw he went at the same time as my cousin. i asked my cousin if he remembered him at all and he said he was a weird kid who kept doing karate poses in the cafeteria and got suspended once for going around asking people to pay to hit him as hard as they could.

Yeah but what are his memories of when Low Ki was a teenager?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

*rorschach voice* i'm not living the gimmick

THE GIMMICK IS LIVING ME

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


STONE COLD 64 posted:

so i wasnt aware that low ki went to the same high school as me but i saw he went at the same time as my cousin. i asked my cousin if he remembered him at all and he said he was a weird kid who kept doing karate poses in the cafeteria and got suspended once for going around asking people to pay to hit him as hard as they could.

please god don't make me like low ki

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

STONE COLD 64 posted:

so i wasnt aware that low ki went to the same high school as me but i saw he went at the same time as my cousin. i asked my cousin if he remembered him at all and he said he was a weird kid who kept doing karate poses in the cafeteria and got suspended once for going around asking people to pay to hit him as hard as they could.

low ki is the greatest lovely wrestler on the planet

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

shiksa posted:

low ki is the greatest lovely wrestler on the planet

That is the best way I've ever heard anyone describe Low Ki

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Low Ki seems like he would be played by Stiffler in a movie about Low Ki.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Low Ki seems like he would be played by Stiffler in a movie about Low Ki.

Jason Mantzoukas.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Seams posted:

low ki is good now

Yeah goddamnit I can’t dislike any part of that

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Seams posted:

low ki is good now

i forget if empty quotes are allowed in here so :yeah: :emptyquote: :hai:

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Low Ki was Always Good.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Yeah low ki was never actually bad.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

The_Rob posted:

Yeah low ki was never actually bad.

CZW security would probably disagree :D

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/_MarkPickering/status/1070659870595047430

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

my fave onscreen Dynamite Kid moment was when he broke the champagne bottle and tried to stab Tiger Mask with it. This was after the match was thrown out and they were still brawling.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

shiksa posted:

low ki is the greatest lovely wrestler on the planet

He's not a lovely wrestler at all.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If you hurt your opponent a lot you're pretty bad at your job of being a fake fighter.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Low ki is one of the reasons Indy wrestling has stuck around as long as it has. He's a guy who everyone has ripped off and than some. Yeah he can be a real dick sometimes but that's wrestling. Even at his time period it was a weird transition from old school tough guys to what it is now. Legit though low ki is one of the greats. His matches are pretty much what made me discover Indy wrestling in the first place. I still re watch his 2005 match with KENTA in ROH.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
that high school blurb is lame as hell whats going on with yall

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

No Irish Need Imply posted:

that high school blurb is lame as hell whats going on with yall

it owns to be lame as hell

*makes whooshing noises and WATA, WOOPA sounds as he chops and kicks at the air*

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Has Low Ki injured a lot of people? I mean, I wouldn't be shocked by it and it does seem like a kind of natural assumption given Ki's style and attitude, but the only person I can actually think of him hurting was that one Hit Squad dude and I thought that was like a hit put out by Homicide because he banged his teenage sister or something?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Just offhand I know he knocked some guy unconscious and was still trying to get his poo poo in on the guy while he was out. He also kneed or kicked Ziggler right in the face in his one WWE PPV match and was fired shortly after.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I had never heard about that whoooaly poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJrvbREGcJM

He loving murders him.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dolph leaned into it but yeah that's not a great look

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Low Ki knocks a guy out then proceeds to get his poo poo in

https://youtu.be/i-xoN6Kx1VI

Of course it's Evolve so they don't stop the match right away.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, like I said its not that I'm doubting Ki hurts people. His whole style is about being stiff as gently caress and he obviously doesn't have a ton of regard for others. I guess I just find it odd because the only incident I can think of besides Ziggler is him knockout out the Hit Squad dude. And that begs the question of how in control/for show his "stiffness" is.

But like "Low Ki actually has hurt a bunch of people" would be the least surprising revelation ever.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

VJeff posted:

I had never heard about that whoooaly poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJrvbREGcJM

He loving murders him.

ziggler's fault imo

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Low Ki knocks a guy out then proceeds to get his poo poo in

https://youtu.be/i-xoN6Kx1VI

Of course it's Evolve so they don't stop the match right away.

Yeah, that seems bad. Like the knockout kick doesn't seem TOO bad* but there's no reason he should have kneed him again or done the stomp (and no reason the company should have let it happen).


*I feel like both this and the Ziggler thing are a question of how much responsibility does the guy wrestling the dude who is all stiff kicks should be expected to "do his part" in making the kick look good while protecting themselves. In both cases it looks like Ziggler/Ahtu came forward and leaned into the kick which seems like a mistake. But like the bulk of the responsibility should still probably be on the guy delivering the kick and Ki doesn't really deserve the benefit of the doubt since he's well known as a selfish prick.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel/status/1070785958566457344

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/THETOMMYDREAMER/status/1070804305953861632

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