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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


:discourse:

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tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
https://twitter.com/Bernstein/status/1070422286916874241?s=20

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


I mostly missed whatever the gently caress clown show this guy is. Why the gently caress would people pay him for any of that?

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

TulliusCicero posted:

My Canadian chud relatives are more insane than my American FYGM ones.

The brain worms hit real strong at some point in Ontario

I guess it's similar to how I want to punch the New Englanders with confederate flag bumper stickers wayyyyyyyy harder than I would someone from Virginia doing it.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TheKingslayer posted:

I mostly missed whatever the gently caress clown show this guy is. Why the gently caress would people pay him for any of that?

They wont have the chance

https://twitter.com/Patreon/status/1070447758346137601

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Welp, that's a :hmbol:

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Addamere posted:

I think I found part of the source of your disconnect.

Not all goons, much less the overwhelming majority of people, are white collar computer touchers who make 6 figures to shitpost all day :shrug:

lol I'm working minimum wage my man.
I just come from a non-hellhole state/region. Though to be fair, that is definitely a bubble of sorts. Even our internal hellholes don't seem to match up to some of this stuff I'm hearing about redstateonia.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Remember when Milo's book was so bad his publisher refused to publish it, and the editor wrote "jesus god, no" on pretty much all of it, because he writes like an edgy 13 year old?

That's an lol

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Dec 6, 2018

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

tpink posted:

What is their possible rationale for being Trump-supporting Canadians? Like...in what conceivable universe does he benefit them?

From my experience they tend to be boot-licker authoritarian lovers or negative-attention-is-still-attention types.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


A stronger argument for President Beto there’s never been

Bob Quixote
Jul 7, 2006

This post has been inspected and certified by the Dino-Sorcerer



Grimey Drawer

Digirat posted:

A stronger argument for President Beto there’s never been

Never going to happen in a million years, but O'Rourke somehow both entering the race, winning the primary and then beating Trump in 2020 means that he would have managed to actually beat Ted Cruz on the stage he really cared about instead of the senatorial silver medal that he won with the help of the guy who spent the primaries constantly insulting him and his family.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Someone give Prison Ted a bandana

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

FogHelmut posted:

Why is the federally owned land out west in the shape of North America?

From a few pages back but here's your answer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LruaD7XhQ50

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1070329747530530817

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

he's turning into....jimmy kimmel??!?

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!


we will win the war for democracy through analytics

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

old.flv posted:

he's turning into....jimmy kimmel??!?

he beat kimmel in basketball so now he's assimilating kimmel as per the rules of victory.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Dizz posted:

he beat kimmel in basketball so now he's assimilating kimmel as per the rules of victory.

that was pretty pathetic on jimmy's part

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

old.flv posted:

that was pretty pathetic on jimmy's part

Did you really think he had a chance against the Zodiac Killer's Chaos Dunk?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1070424834566512641

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




I'm so loving done with this absolute colossal retard of a failson who makes Commodus look competent. He may be the most dumbfuck failson in all of human history; it's unreal

Just arrest his stupid, dumbfuck rear end already so he shuts the gently caress up for once, jesus christ

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I just remembered that DJT was worried that naming his son after himself caused him concern because the child might be "a loser."

And then I lol'ed.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The DJTJr arrest is easily the one I'm looking forward to the most because Diaper Don is either going to go complete radio silence on it and his staff will tweet about trade deals, or he's going to have the biggest twitter meltdown ever

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I need Don Jr on the news in handcuffs.

"you're a bad man, have a nice dinner, wake up tomorrow, put on a suit and tie, and walk into the FBI office around noon" probably isn't going to going to be enough on this one.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
donald trump junior? i don't even know him. i haven't spoken to him in a long time, he was only family with me for a very short time.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

I'm so loving done with this absolute colossal retard of a failson who makes Commodus look competent. He may be the most dumbfuck failson in all of human history; it's unreal

Just arrest his stupid, dumbfuck rear end already so he shuts the gently caress up for once, jesus christ

Controversial opinion:

I'd take Jr going to jail over Trump

I hate Trump but Jr is so awful

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Controversial opinion:

I'd take Jr going to jail over Trump

I hate Trump but Jr is so awful

Trump in jail is best. Jr will crash harder than Corey Feldman and die penniless without him and his money

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

canyoneer posted:

Trump in jail is best. Jr will crash harder than Corey Feldman and die penniless without him and his money

That is a very good point

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
trump gonna pull a ronna romney mcdaniel on he own son and force him to go by "donald jay"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LOL, get lost LOSER

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

New plea incoming

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/st...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/emptywheel/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Nocheez posted:

I just remembered that DJT was worried that naming his son after himself caused him concern because the child might be "a loser."

And then I lol'ed.

Should've listened to his gut.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



when you count Barron too, he literally named two sons after himself.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1070333738993836032

https://mobile.twitter.com/shomaristone/status/1070422861603577856

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




White people are actual trash

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Naming your kids after future inmates to own the libs

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD



man what is wrong with their faces (in before turn on your monitor)

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


rafikki posted:

man what is wrong with their faces (in before turn on your monitor)

The best genes


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