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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

“What would you like the braised short rib and ravioli to look like?”

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

“What would you like the braised short rib and ravioli to look like?”



Turd with cum

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I'd eat it but hand that superfluous leaf to the waiter. I'm not a rabbit.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I'd eat it but hand that superfluous leaf to the waiter. I'm not a rabbit.

that's for seasoning

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

chitoryu12 posted:

“What would you like the braised short rib and ravioli to look like?”



i'm the octuplet / siamese twin / rat-king of peas that fused together in the freezer,

never to be released from their shackles again

and now you can't unsee me :unsmigghh:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I'm the led mock candle on the bar

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Goddamn I can't see that ravioli as anything but whipped mashed potatoes until I find the pinked edges.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Plinkey posted:

that's for seasoning

Every recipe I've ever used says to take the bay leaf out before serving it, not put it on the plate as a garnish

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Every recipe I've ever used says to take the bay leaf out before serving it, not put it on the plate as a garnish

Even worse, it’s clearly raw sage.


Fry that poo poo like a proper bougie restaurant.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

“What would you like the braised short rib and ravioli to look like?”



I cannot see this as anything but a sloth attempting to swim through congealed butter and peas so I guess that’s another notch in my recurring nightmares

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
The Aristocrats!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

To be exact, that dish is "boneless short rib in a Cabernet demi-glace with butternut squash ravioli covered in a sage Chardonnay creme sauce."

The demi-glace had the barest hint of Cabernet and mostly tasted like generic brown gravy on disconcertingly soft beef. The ravioli tasted like squash and that's about it, probably because the only sage in the dish was a single leaf thrown on at the end.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And you paid, I'm gonna guess $18-22 for it?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Manuel Calavera posted:

And you paid, I'm gonna guess $18-22 for it?

$25!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Manuel Calavera posted:

And you paid, I'm gonna guess $18-22 for it?



Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Yodeladi yodeli yodelehi yodeli

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Ultimate Mango posted:

Even worse, it’s clearly raw sage.


Fry that poo poo like a proper bougie restaurant.

sage advice

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Ouch

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

chitoryu12 posted:

“What would you like the braised short rib and ravioli to look like?”



no ring

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Brawnfire posted:

Goddamn I can't see that ravioli as anything but whipped mashed potatoes until I find the pinked edges.

Before you said this and made me go back and look again I just saw short rib and sauce.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol. Also holy poo poo I've been on this account for over a decade.


Jesus christ. That is way to much for shortribs. To me at least.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Manuel Calavera posted:

lol. Also holy poo poo I've been on this account for over a decade.


Jesus christ. That is way to much for shortribs. To me at least.

It would have been acceptable if it tasted like it promised. Instead it had less flavor than some fast food.

Drinks were just as bad but cost the same as a high quality craft cocktail bar 7 miles away.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Manuel Calavera posted:

lol. Also holy poo poo I've been on this account for over a decade.
:same:

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




:golfclap:

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Manuel Calavera posted:

lol. Also holy poo poo I've been on this account for over a decade.


I love you and loathe you simultaneously.

Some people here must have accounts that can vote or drink, right?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Ultimate Mango posted:

I love you and loathe you simultaneously.

Some people here must have accounts that can vote or drink, right?

founded 1999 so vote yes drink no

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

bob dobbs is dead posted:

founded 1999 so vote yes drink no

Where I live it's yes to both

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
My first account I ever registered was in '01, so almost legal!

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I wish for this thread to be where trashy people can share things without being shamed for spam, sometimes mac and cheese is good (if yo partner works at a cheese place)

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Sometimes I like to put tomato sauce on my mac and cheese

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

bike tory posted:

Sometimes I like to put tomato sauce on my mac and cheese

My grandma will not eat Mac and cheese without ketchup and will request it at restaurants even for like an artisan $8 bowl of it, she don’t give a gently caress

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Picnic Princess posted:

Now I want an english muffin, toasted with too much butter melted into all the bubbles

I assume this post was prompted by this image


Those are crumpets.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Aesop Poprock posted:

My grandma will not eat Mac and cheese without ketchup and will request it at restaurants even for like an artisan $8 bowl of it, she don’t give a gently caress

See I'm more like it's a sometimes thing because it makes quite a different taste. Sometimes I'll just put a little dab in the corner of the plate to mix in with the odd mouthful, sometimes I'll cover it in sauce, other times I do without.

I'm not ashamed

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Pissflaps posted:

I assume this post was prompted by this image


Those are crumpets.

It's weird how crumpets are basically inedible unless you toast them and put a shitload of butter on them, and then they are delicious.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Pookah posted:

It's weird how crumpets are basically inedible unless you toast them and put a shitload of butter on them, and then they are delicious.

That's a bit like saying "weird how pizza is not nice unless you bake it"

And only poo poo tier supermarket crumpets are inedible uncooked, even mid tier ones are ok not toasted

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

bike tory posted:

That's a bit like saying "weird how pizza is not nice unless you bake it"

And only poo poo tier supermarket crumpets are inedible uncooked, even mid tier ones are ok not toasted

Not really because unbaked pizza is raw, whereas a cold crumpet is cooked - its just rubbery and unappetising.

I cant imagine eating one that wasn't either freshly cooked or toasted.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pissflaps posted:

I assume this post was prompted by this image


Those are crumpets.

Crumpets, more like cumpets

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This is violence

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

So that's it huh? That's how a poptart becomes pizza. Weird flex but ok.

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