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Spikey posted:When you nut in space, it push you backwards. Depends on your center of gravity. It might cause a pinwheel effect.
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Dec 6, 2018 09:14
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When you nut in space, no one can hear you cry.
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Dec 6, 2018 09:22
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Ommin posted:When you nut in space, no one can hear you cry. This is also true on earth.
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Houston - "Bad news, astro-ladies. Snek has snuck on bord craft. We encourage to all stay safe and flicc bean to detect hidden snek."
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Ommin posted:When you nut in space, no one can hear you Ftfy
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dudeness posted:And the first astronaut to have a door for an arm? Very progressive! She's a transformer. She's gonna be the ship that takes them to Mars.
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Astrojane
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Beachcomber posted:Astrojane 
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Beachcomber posted:Astrojane We don't want your disgusting Jetsons fanfiction.
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Kwyndig posted:What about unsolicited vulva pics? Compare Apples to Apples, science. No woman has ever sent a man an unsolicited vulva pic so Science will never know. Edit: GOD drat IT  Edit 2: OKAY IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST FEW TIMES BUT PLEASE STOP Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:52 on Dec 6, 2018 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:No woman has ever sent a man an unsolicited vulva pic so Science will never know. are you being sent bearded clam PMs
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Spikey posted:When you nut in space, it push you backwards.
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Dec 6, 2018 13:27
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Nutted but the spell keep succin'
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Dec 6, 2018 13:30
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Kwyndig posted:What about unsolicited vulva pics? Compare Apples to Apples, science.  Oh that's very subtle... well played. Edit: vvvvv swing and a miss Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 13:43 on Dec 6, 2018 |
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Dec 6, 2018 13:30
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In Europe that kind of thing is super common, probably because stores close earlier in general.
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Dec 6, 2018 13:35
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LifeSunDeath posted:Nutted but the succubus keep succin' Fixed it for you, for Dick Warlock seems like a reputable sorcerer 
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Dec 6, 2018 13:40
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Cable Guy posted:
Is the joke that it's pictures of two different vending machines?
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9 and 21... and also the machines they're in.
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Cable Guy posted:
Oh my God is it loss
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CommissarMega posted:Fixed it for you, for Dick Warlock seems like a reputable sorcerer Yes I knew there was a better joke in there somewhere. I'm so sad my name isn't Dick Warlock, his parents had to know how lowkey awesome that name is.
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orange sky posted:Oh my God is it loss Edit: ...and it's not that they've put the water in both the warm machine and the cold machine, but the fact that there's two machines, one cold and one warm is critical. vvv you're so close Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Dec 6, 2018 |
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Dec 6, 2018 13:50
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So the machines selling condoms and tampons is supposed to be funny somehow? There's also cigarettes and painkillers.
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Is it the pads?
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Cable Guy posted:No. Just say it! Good God!
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Dec 6, 2018 13:58
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It's probably more  than anything...The Kotex are in the fridge, The condoms are in the warm machine.
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I get it
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Cable Guy posted:The Kotex are in the fridge, The condoms are in the warm machine. Why is that funny?
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I guess that might a little funny if there weren't other obviously non-cold items in the cold machine, like crisps and chocolates. It just seems like they ran out of space in the non-cold machine and had more stuff to put somewhere so they put it in the cold machine with the sodas.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:06
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Ill take a nice chilled candy bar actually.
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computer angel posted:Why is that funny? than anything really.... but admirable in subtlety. Laudable as a riddle... Why is this funny, why did he post it?
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Dec 6, 2018 14:09
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Cable Guy posted:Like I said, more It's not whatever emotion you're trying to get across with , because there's also potato chips and candy bars in the cold one. Captain Jesus is right, they just didn't have enough room in the non-refrigerated machine so they had to put stuff in the refrigerated machine that doesn't need to be refrigerated. It's not subtle or a riddle.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:12
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computer angel posted:Ill take a nice chilled candy bar actually. Kotex is more absorbent.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:15
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if you wanna browbeat someone just do it, don't be coy
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Cable Guy posted:Like I said, more Nothing is or admirable or subtle or laudable about that in any way, you're just backpedaling your role as 'guy who pretends to get it' in this week's episode of Goons Puzzled By Dumb Thing
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gleebster posted:Kotex is more absorbent. Irrelevant, has an awful creamy centre.
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computer angel posted:Irrelevant, has an awful creamy centre. Also, not cherry. 2/10.
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Dec 6, 2018 15:08
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lmao if you wouldn't take a nice refreshing tampon on a hot summer day and also rofl if you don't see how a warm condom beats the poo poo out of a cold one
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RickVoid posted:Also, not cherry. 2/10. Well, not yet, anyway.
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