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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
lol that really is a second lieutenant, I just noticed the butter bar.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


McNally posted:

lol that really is a second lieutenant, I just noticed the butter bar.

TBH, that was the first thing I looked for.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



McNally posted:

lol that really is a second lieutenant, I just noticed the butter bar.

same. goddamn i didn't even notice that. there but for the grace of god go I.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So many things wrong with that picture, also CSM looks like he's having an absolutely titanic battle with whether or not to absolutely gently caress up that butter bar or to let it slide until he hears the click of the shutter.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Thalantos posted:

What happened next in that picture?

For reals could someone explain it to the airplane toucher?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

For reals could someone explain it to the airplane toucher?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu51rszgotI

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

For reals could someone explain it to the airplane toucher?

The butter bar looking down has a gun barrel aimed at his chest by himself.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
MG: "By god, it's been a long time since I've seen someone die of stupidity..."
1SGT: "Goddamnit if she doesn't shoot herself to death I'll finish the task myself."

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1070542449674764288

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
oh thats beautiful :kimchi:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Pocket post

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
that dude compared himself to like Darth Vader, lmao

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

The butter bar looking down has a gun barrel aimed at his chest by himself.

Don’t forget the LT’s rifle barrel pointing at LT’s stomach.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I wonder if that 2lt would disassemble their sidearm while standing guard duty

E wait a second is that a loving m4 propped up by that 2lt's stomach? Ahahah it's like where's Waldo of how stupid can you be.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Dec 6, 2018

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
That 2nd LT doesn't seem like they're going to enjoy being in the ARMY

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, I didn't see that at first either, it's only barely in the shot. Judging by what the captain is holding, she's probably got an A2.

This kinda looks like the variety of stupid I saw when I played opfor for a bunch of rotc butterbars while waiting on orders out of ait. That was a fun week or two.

Someone take the compass from that captain before he walks everyone off a cliff.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Pretty sure that's a reserve medical service unit, which would explain a lot.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Wired has a really good summary of all of the crazy poo poo that's still yet to be released to the public in the Mueller probe.

https://www.wired.com/story/robert-mueller-trump-russia-unanswered-questions/

Looking forward to Harrison Ford ending his acting career as Bob Mueller in 2022's blockbuster espionage thriller, Individual 1.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS YEEESSSS

Besesoth posted:

A German group set up a website for the project they were working on: using facial recognition software to ID people at neo-Nazi rallies, so they could then send that information on to the people's bosses etc.. This was, of course, leaked to neo-Nazi groups, who began going to the site to see if they or their friends had been IDed yet.

Except it was a honeypot. There was no facial recognition going on; what the site was really doing was gathering names, operating on the principle of "let people doxx themselves". They started with 1500 known neo-Nazis in their database, and anytime someone searched for someone who wasn't in their database, that name got added and assigned a likelihood score based on how many other known neo-Nazis the searcher had already searched for. They've apparently now got thousands of people, each with at least one connection to known neo-Nazis, and the owners of the site (the Center for Political Beauty) are now offering their database to law enforcement and employers.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





that's clever and goddamn hilarious

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Neo-nazis just loving love to self-own.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Wasabi the J posted:

STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS YEEESSSS

:sbahj:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
my dudes that captain has what looks like one of those 1-point detachable slings

it has a quick release out of frame that turns it into a 2-point sling

i mean it's dumb as poo poo to use on a goddamn musket since it's so heavy, but they're not resting their rifle on their ammo pouches

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


There must be a word in german for this powerful of a self-own.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1070683021341310976?s=21

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
lol I love having dudes die in order to muddle along

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

But let’s set aside our grievances at the Bush family and the forever war they started that continues to kill our friends

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Fallom posted:

But let’s set aside our grievances at the Bush family and the forever war they started that continues to kill our friends

NEVER!!!!

dubya guaranteed I'll never vote for a republican as long as I live.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

lol I love having dudes die in order to muddle along

We're closing in on 2 decades of this strategy; it will work at some point!

I assume plan B is something we'll term "strategic hamlets".

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1070703108211335168

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
We're perfectly fine as a country throwing a couple hundred dudes away yearly if it means we get to keep running up the score against goat herders.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
This is the price we pay for keeping the heroin price higher.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1070698825571012613

If u say “believe women” who say they were harassed then u should also believe the President who said he was harassed

Checkm8 libs

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

---

Soiled Meat

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Vasudus posted:

my dudes that captain has what looks like one of those 1-point detachable slings

it has a quick release out of frame that turns it into a 2-point sling

i mean it's dumb as poo poo to use on a goddamn musket since it's so heavy, but they're not resting their rifle on their ammo pouches

Is it? It looks like the issued sling to me, he just has it slung upside-down.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Medium/status/1070672326860136448

Chances are in a real Civil War, half these guys would be dead within the first few minutes.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/Medium/status/1070672326860136448

Chances are in a real Civil War, half these guys would be dead within the first few minutes.

quote:

Archer has been trying to enlist in the military for years, he said, but has consistently been turned down due to a childhood back injury. The following day, he did the next best thing. Role-playing as a private military contractor working for the shadowy mega-corporation Sierra Dynamics (to which the UFS had farmed out certain unsavory tasks), Archer was fully decked out in LBX Snow Raptor camo and carried a KWA Ronin short-barreled rifle and an HK45.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1070698825571012613

If u say “believe women” who say they were harassed then u should also believe the President who said he was harassed

Checkm8 libs

"Judge's" may be the worst part of that word salad.

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/Medium/status/1070672326860136448

Chances are in a real Civil War, half these guys would be dead within the first few minutes.



Minimum 20% losses to NDs.

Probably 40% to logistical shortages of insulin.

At least 30% desertion due to morale loss from lack of ranch dressing and wifi.

Could probably wrap this up by close of business.

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