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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Cable Guy posted:

Like I said, more :stare: than anything really.... but admirable in subtlety. Laudable as a riddle... Why is this funny, why did he post it?

Then it needs to go into the "Mildly interesting Pictures" thread because that picture isn't even worth a sensible chuckle.






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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Beachcomber posted:

In Europe that kind of thing is super common, probably because stores close earlier in general.

I'm trying to figure out where that is. My first instinct was China because the water was mostly in the non-cold (they're super weird about drinking cold water), but then everything is in English. UK?

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.







(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


An astronaut? Interested in physical fitness?

What a lesbo!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
yeah I hate those married with children lesbians

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.
Chill.

https://lesbianswhotech.org/attendees/anne-mcclain/

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
ladys got a bronze star and an astronaut

:swoon:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


I'm just barely OK with tech as a noun, I absolutely will not stand for tech as a verb.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gripweed posted:

I'm just barely OK with tech as a noun, I absolutely will not stand for tech as a verb.

get tech'd

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I parsed that as 'lesbians who watch' and was afraid I might catch a new fetish.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Are you afraid they'll hold up score cards when you finish?

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
To get away from weird lesbian chat, it does weird me out when anyone list interests like that and everything is a variation on a single theme. You're an astronaut, you're probably a nerd on some level....surely you're into sci-fi or art or anything else you could toss in to mix it up a little.

Then again, I have never met a single person who is into crossfit whose interest list would be anything but 41 variants of "working out"......but Anne McClain is still pretty awesome

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

One would think an astronaut would do smart workouts instead of CrossFit, but maybe there's a CrossFit group of just astronauts that do regular workouts

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

I guess the only place you can do cross fit safely is in a vacuum.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

bony tony posted:

Are you afraid they'll hold up score cards when you finish?

Good card stock is expensive.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

To get away from weird lesbian chat, it does weird me out when anyone list interests like that and everything is a variation on a single theme. You're an astronaut, you're probably a nerd on some level....surely you're into sci-fi or art or anything else you could toss in to mix it up a little.

Then again, I have never met a single person who is into crossfit whose interest list would be anything but 41 variants of "working out"......but Anne McClain is still pretty awesome

I think she's more.a fighter pilot who went as far as she could within the atmosphere.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BaronVonVaderham posted:

To get away from weird lesbian chat, it does weird me out when anyone list interests like that and everything is a variation on a single theme. You're an astronaut, you're probably a nerd on some level....surely you're into sci-fi or art or anything else you could toss in to mix it up a little.

Then again, I have never met a single person who is into crossfit whose interest list would be anything but 41 variants of "working out"......but Anne McClain is still pretty awesome

Reading her brief bio, yeah fairly awesome, for a human soldier

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Beachcomber posted:

I think she's more.a fighter pilot who went as far as she could within the atmosphere.

astronaut_bio.txt

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

snergle posted:

I guess the only place you can do cross fit safely is in a vacuum.

Well you're not gonna stay swohl doing bodyweight excercises in space, that's for sure.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No woman has ever sent a man an unsolicited vulva pic so Science will never know.

This gal did, in hopes of men understanding how invasive and unpleasant it is to get unsolicited pictures of genitals.

Unfortunately, not a single man felt that way.

"Overall, I was surprised that I didn't get my, "Gotcha!" moment. I'd initially hoped the guys would see how invasive it is to receive such intimate photos from a stranger. When I'm excited to get to know a guy, his penis isn't the first part of him that I want to know. But given that men like to send dick pics, I suppose their enthusiasm for v-pics makes sense.

In a strange twist, though, I did feel empowered, although in a much different way than I expected. Men were clamoring to meet me, which is a great feeling even if it's not for the right reasons. I’ll be honest: even though it wasn’t mine, I stood a little bit taller for a few days all thanks to the fact that, uh, guys love v-pics."

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

HPanda posted:

Not buying it. The first person in space was the first person to masturbate in space, and the first two people in space were the first people to have sex in space. I don't care whether or not it's impossible to get hard up there, they found a way. Because there's not a drat person alive, now or back then, that would give up the honor of being the first person to whack it or gently caress in space.

EDIT: Come to think of it, the first manned mission to Mars better hold a lottery for the honor to be the first to do each of these things or else there's gonna be a mad dash to stick things into other things the second they enter orbit, and I'm sure all those controls in the cockpit or whatever are a bitch to clean.

You know those Apollo 13 guys were all loving and sucking, if you gonna die might as well get one last nut.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Either we scissorin' or I'm scissorin'. Because of the implication on space ship.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



John Lee posted:

This gal did, in hopes of men understanding how invasive and unpleasant it is to get unsolicited pictures of genitals.

Unfortunately, not a single man felt that way.

"Overall, I was surprised that I didn't get my, "Gotcha!" moment. I'd initially hoped the guys would see how invasive it is to receive such intimate photos from a stranger. When I'm excited to get to know a guy, his penis isn't the first part of him that I want to know. But given that men like to send dick pics, I suppose their enthusiasm for v-pics makes sense.

In a strange twist, though, I did feel empowered, although in a much different way than I expected. Men were clamoring to meet me, which is a great feeling even if it's not for the right reasons. I’ll be honest: even though it wasn’t mine, I stood a little bit taller for a few days all thanks to the fact that, uh, guys love v-pics."

I don't really get how that would have been a gotcha anyway, the sort of guy that would send dick pics is not going to mind receiving vagina pics, and vice versa

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
I'm so so glad I finished dating before any of this became normal.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Phlegmish posted:

I don't really get how that would have been a gotcha anyway, the sort of guy that would send dick pics is not going to mind receiving vagina pics, and vice versa

You need to send dick pics to men. That'll learn 'em!
But big ol' dicks so the dudes feel inadequate.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

BaronVonVaderham posted:

To get away from weird lesbian chat, it does weird me out when anyone list interests like that and everything is a variation on a single theme. You're an astronaut, you're probably a nerd on some level....surely you're into sci-fi or art or anything else you could toss in to mix it up a little.

Then again, I have never met a single person who is into crossfit whose interest list would be anything but 41 variants of "working out"......but Anne McClain is still pretty awesome

I'm in to squats, deadlifts, benchpressing, and crochet

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Gynocentric Regime posted:

You know those Apollo 13 guys were all loving and sucking, if you gonna die might as well get one last nut.

NASA likely has a "No Blacklights" policy for all of their retired capsules is all I'm saying.

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get
The best response to any dick pick is to say "eww why would you send me a picture of a childs penis" and then threaten to report them for child porn.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Phlegmish posted:

I don't really get how that would have been a gotcha anyway, the sort of guy that would send dick pics is not going to mind receiving vagina pics, and vice versa


Laffo, didn't even send her own.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/peta/status/1070066047414345729

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

I'm in to squats, deadlifts, benchpressing, and crochet

This is why you aren't an astronaut

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Lmao, what do they think "take the bull by the horns" means?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

I really romanced the dog today

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

computer angel posted:

I really romanced the dog today

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Woke my chicken
Beat my beet
Wank the monkey

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The straw that broke its own back.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Put makeup on a fig.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ordain my lizard

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Massage the salad. Wait.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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