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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

She told me that the team had handed over all the transition materials — pages and pages explaining O.P.C. procedures — to Trump’s transition team. Reeves told them she would be available for in-person briefings. She wanted to explain everything, how they built the systems they built, and why.

“It’s like, the Obama administration did all this to hear people’s stories,” Bae said. “How could they possibly not meet us and grow it further?”

lmao brainworms

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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/PeterStefanovi2...ingawful.com%2F

UK-edition.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Can't stop laughing at how utterly plaintive this is

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

I wish his wife well in her second marriage. hopefully it’s to less of a twat.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


unironic daddy Trump from a grown rear end normal man

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

BraveUlysses posted:

any minute now the money will come flooding in

https://www.gofundme.com/5iq24yw



this dude is in that uncanny valley between average chud and legit mentally disabled, and i can decide if mocking him is okay

Crane Fist posted:

Can't stop laughing at how utterly plaintive this is

lol nothing could set up socialism better than voters thinking of donald trump as archetypical billionaire businessman

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This guy dodged a bullet

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:



this dude is in that uncanny valley between average chud and legit mentally disabled, and i can decide if mocking him is okay



I think that's @dril.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This guy dodged a bullet



"Y do I support mean to you" said the brain genius to the unevolved liberal

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Post Trump realizing he is dying under Trump




Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Those double scoops are really starting to weigh him down.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


He’s looking extremely Biff from the bad 1985.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

It's not heartbreaking, it's the opposite.

Tetrabor
Oct 14, 2018

Eight points of contact at all times!
Que need for max age limits on federal positions.

I don't care if Sander can't run either,, he should be grooming a protégé in case he croaks.

Way too many luddites in office right now.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

When that chud said that he had bled for Trump, what did he mean? That he posted about qanon on the internet a bunch?

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Post Trump realizing he is dying under Trump






Post-election depression Trump is a lot more satisfying than I imagined it would be. I think I thought he would just get angrier and enjoy the combative element of a Dem House. But instead he's like just totally crestfallen that a red wave in his name didn't happen. That and the Muller stuff. It really owns. Suffer bitch.

EDIT: am I imagining some sort of slight stache fuzz in the last picture.
Our slovenly miserable president.

Starting to raise the odds in my mind that he might just resign at some point when it gets him too unhappy, which would be the funniest thing of all because of how much it would gently caress with the chud's brains.

Grape has issued a correction as of 02:22 on Dec 7, 2018

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
He will never resign because that would be an admission of failure and he's incapable of that.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Elephant Ambush posted:

He will never resign because that would be an admission of failure and he's incapable of that.

True, it's extremely unlikely.
But he is also a huge tantrum throwing coward.

AgentF
May 11, 2009
What's a bankruptcy then? He'd quit and spin it as a genius power move and his followers would believe it.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Grape posted:

EDIT: am I imagining some sort of slight stache fuzz in the last picture.

Can Donald Trump Grow A Beard? An Investigation

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Tetrabor posted:

Que need for max age limits on federal positions.

I don't care if Sander can't run either,, he should be grooming a protégé in case he croaks.

Way too many luddites in office right now.

People should be judged based on their merit, not age.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

AgentF posted:

What's a bankruptcy then? He'd quit and spin it as a genius power move and his followers would believe it.

~Shadow President~

Q: HE CAN DO MORE NOW THAT HE IS UNBURDENED BY THE DEEP STATE

But imagine how loving broken and lost he'll be when he's not getting his daily dose of Donald Trump Is Always On TV. He won't be able to leverage his position to help his businesses, nobody in NYC wants to associate with him. It'd be so shabby and :sad:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

AgentF posted:

What's a bankruptcy then? He'd quit and spin it as a genius power move and his followers would believe it.

jeff sessions needed help preparing the 50,000 indictments in the secret q-cave

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



any excuse to post this

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Levi_Davidson04/status/1070863364115623936

lmao how does this loving idiot think donald trump got his first million

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Stefan Prodan posted:

https://twitter.com/Levi_Davidson04/status/1070863364115623936

lmao how does this loving idiot think donald trump got his first million

First million? Trump's dad gave him $400 million loving dollars

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I legit think he absolutely believed that it was gonna be a red wave, from a combination of self delusion, right wing media consumption, and everyone with access to him not telling him anything he didn't want to hear.

Now that the Dem House flip is at 40 seats and the popular vote at north of 8%, he's not seeing anyone, even on the right, saying it was anything other than a bad election for the GOP and the brain worms are freaking the gently caress out.

I expect they'll regroup soon and he'll be back to normal once 2020 candidates start officially declaring, but for now it's really nice to see that windy bag of poo poo act miserable.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
if trump resigned he wouldnt be able to pardon the people who are definitely going to be able to implicate him, and he wont be able to claim executive privilege either

there is no way out for our big boy lol

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

It's not heartbreaking, it's the opposite.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

When that chud said that he had bled for Trump, what did he mean? That he posted about qanon on the internet a bunch?

Meme war veteran

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

baw posted:

if trump resigned he wouldnt be able to pardon the people who are definitely going to be able to implicate him, and he wont be able to claim executive privilege either

there is no way out for our big boy lol

if the time comes he will go like nixon

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if the time comes he will go like nixon

Sobbing onto Mattis for a couple hours?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Nothus posted:

Meme war veteran

drat i went to post the pic of that dude and holy poo poo, the grift is in. hes dead last in the third row

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if the time comes he will go like nixon

He's going to lock himself in the oval office and tweet DO SOMETHING over and over

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

yeah, anyone thinking Trump will quit voluntarily is an idiot. His ability to meddle is the only thing that might keep him out of jail, lol at the idea that he'd give that up.

he could end up going out like Nixon but there's a whole mess of state charges Pence couldn't pardon him for, and I'm legit not sure that they'd all play ball on a national campaign to sweep it all under the rug like they did for Nixon.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I wonder if an ignoramus like him has enough self awareness to confront his own mortality.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

ElGroucho posted:

I wonder if an ignoramus like him has enough self awareness to confront his own mortality.

Amazingly yes, but it's not a good thing.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-on-coming-debt-crisis-i-wont-be-here-when-it-blows-up

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yes, the "coming debt crisis". We should all be very worried about the debt of the U.S. government, which can get loans from anyone at any time and also literally prints money.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
there is always a point at which people stop lending you money. then you gotta switch to printing

amazingly, people who live and die by capital gains don't appreciate inflation :thunk:

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

PostNouveau posted:

Yes, the "coming debt crisis". We should all be very worried about the debt of the U.S. government, which can get loans from anyone at any time and also literally prints money.

Yes, this "old conservative idea" that debt only matters when democrats are in power.

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