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Adar
Jul 27, 2001

quote:

Of the more than 2,600 comments respondent
posted, between one hundred and two hundred – less than one percent – related to
matters being prosecuted in the USAO.

uhh

Mr. Nice! posted:

From running your own practice to being an E4 in the military.

The army prob paid off all his student loans, though.

I don't think the army pays off a several hundred thou government judgment though

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G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
I just got text messages from a witness. It's opposing party threatening to put witness's grandson in inpatient treatment if she testifies. I'm so excited.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

CaptainScraps posted:

I just got text messages from a witness. It's opposing party threatening to put witness's grandson in inpatient treatment if she testifies. I'm so excited.

Had that happen in a kid diddler case I prosecuted in the JAG corps. Civilian defense counsel told victim’s mom he’d get her kids taken away if she testified. rear end in a top hat.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

CaptainScraps posted:

I just got text messages from a witness. It's opposing party threatening to put witness's grandson in inpatient treatment if she testifies. I'm so excited.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
So that's what? Sanctions and maybe some criminal charges for tampering? How do these kind of situations usually get resolved?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

CaptainScraps posted:

I just got text messages from a witness. It's opposing party threatening to put witness's grandson in inpatient treatment if she testifies. I'm so excited.

It is so hard to do this in Texas. Plus, the way that it happens is through the police so you’d be likely filing a false police report.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
If i can consider myself part of any kind of team I'm definitely on Team Full Consequences For Assholes.

Go get'em Capn. I believe in you.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
I'm gonna use em as evidence. I don't care what the cops do.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010


Lawyers trying to do math is invariably a bad scene.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CaptainScraps posted:

I'm gonna use em as evidence. I don't care what the cops do.

I’ve caught a cop perjuring himself in sworn affidavit and deposition, but I doubt the state attorney actually does anything about it. Makes for an easy suppression hearing, though.

In another case I caught the alleged victim in a lie and now she won’t return the state attorney’s calls. He’s likely to drop the case and might pursue her for falsifying a report.

I don’t really know or care if they’ll pursue criminal action against either, but it sure makes my life as a defense attorney easier.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
I remember reading an amusing story where a judge in Georgia took some woman's kids away from her because she complained about some aspect of the hearing. When the woman appealed, the judge took her attorney's kids away from her, too. Turned out the judge was taking bribes from some adoption mill to speed up the adoption process. This was from back when I was in law school, though, don't know if there were any consequences for the judge.

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

Didn't even give themselves an easy out by putting the number instead of the word

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Given that other than being a state's attorney, those comments are exactly the sort of deranged vaguely topical ranting you find in news article comment threads everywhere, I move we start levying massive fines on anyone who posts them, not just lawyers.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

1. Can someone remind me of dan dargons history? The name is vaguely familiar.

2. I just lost an uncontested hearing on blarzgh's home county (I think). Blarzgh get a hold of your commissioners

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



CaptainScraps posted:

I just got text messages from a witness. It's opposing party threatening to put witness's grandson in inpatient treatment if she testifies. I'm so excited.

Congrats on discovering the Holy Grail.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

1. Can someone remind me of dan dargons history? The name is vaguely familiar.

2. I just lost an uncontested hearing on blarzgh's home county (I think). Blarzgh get a hold of your commissioners

He was getting people's mortgage payments lowered after the housing bubble burst, but wasn't aware/didn't care that new regulations had been passed making what he did subject to additional banking/licensing requirements.

But mostly because he looked like a complete bag o crap in a suit.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Ran the EVE online group, had pictures of his penis leaked, and last posted in this thread under the alias InternetRulesLawyer.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Holy poo poo

http://badlawyernyc.blogspot.com/2011/07/im-not-really-happy-about-too-many.html


Also the neonazi convicted in Charlottesville looks goony AF. What was his username?

Look Sir Droids fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Dec 7, 2018

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Dan dargon is remedial, the leader for years of the goon eve online org. Firstname lastname catfished him and got pictures of his pathetic dick . This picture got faxed daily to his office

Then it turned out that dargons burgeoning law firm was blatantly violating the law by promising to get people refinances and not doing so , he got disbarred and joined the army


https://www.concordmonitor.com/Archive/2011/07/999730994-999730994-1107-CM

Got ordered to pay 300k of fines and restitution which he didn't have

mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Dec 7, 2018

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Weren’t there recordings of Dargon begging some fat girl for a threesome

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

El_Elegante posted:

Ran the EVE online group, had pictures of his penis leaked, and last posted in this thread under the alias InternetRulesLawyer.

EVE goons, man.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Weren’t there recordings of Dargon begging some fat girl for a threesome

Yeah that was when fnln catfished him and demanded to see nudes of remedial+his wife Missy

I still post on off-site forums with people who haven't played Eve in a decade but all were in the same squad way back when, including said catfishing guy

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Vox Nihili posted:

EVE goons, man.
ElitistOps supremacy.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I'm not sure who I'm more repelled by in the Dan Dargon saga but I am glad I am only just learning about it now.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

joat mon posted:

He was getting people's mortgage payments lowered after the housing bubble burst, but wasn't aware/didn't care that new regulations had been passed making what he did subject to additional banking/licensing requirements.

But mostly because he looked like a complete bag o crap in a suit.



he wasn't actually doing anything for those people besides taking their last few thousand dollars and then, uh, not delivering results

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

mastershakeman posted:

Yeah that was when fnln catfished him and demanded to see nudes of remedial+his wife Missy

I still post on off-site forums with people who haven't played Eve in a decade but all were in the same squad way back when, including said catfishing guy

So like...why did they do that to him?

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Sab0921 posted:

So like...why did they do that to him?

He took real-life money that was supposed to buy the Goonfleet an in-game ship and spent it on himself.

I don’t know but I’ve been told
I don’t know but I’ve been told
I got disbarred and the whole thread LOL’d
I got disbarred and the whole thread LOL’d

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Lol if he’s been in the Army since 2011 and is only E-4. Was he demoted?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

1. Can someone remind me of dan dargons history? The name is vaguely familiar.

2. I just lost an uncontested hearing on blarzgh's home county (I think). Blarzgh get a hold of your commissioners

Hugh Coleman ain't no bitch

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Sab0921 posted:

So like...why did they do that to him?

He was an incredible whiny bitch , did lots of gross stuff, begged everyone for money for rent , also eve online goons are notorious assholes

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest

Look Sir Droids posted:

Lol if he’s been in the Army since 2011 and is only E-4. Was he demoted?

I thought only the Air Force had 7 year E-4s.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Yes I remember him now. Good times I'm glad we got to share this

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Soothing Vapors posted:

Thiugh the various Voxii are unsavoury characters so I appreciate yr conxern

:ohdear:

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
Fantastic, just woke up from last nights Julebord, I had a whisky of a time. I don't think I'm going to get very much done today.

If you ever get invited to these things, politely decline at least half of the booze.

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest
hey guess what that crank who led an armed insurrection in Oregon is up to

Thank G-d this most hosed up year is almost over

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Heh. I used to play DnD with the Mittani. His internet celebrity status amuses me to this day.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
His transparent attempt at self justification can be found here

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

lol posted:

Dan Dargon: So would you like to have drinks with
her/us sometime?
Dan Dargon: I can be someplace else if you want to
just play with Missy or something
wolfsmitten : sure I want to tell Derek now that im not a
skinny person tho
Dan Dargon: Well neither are we, we both have a few
lbs to lose
wolfsmitten : cool i just had a kidney transplant so
i was on steriods ofr a bit but they are taking me off
em so im getting back to normal lol

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
August 17, 2007

Dear Mr. Solo's Last Name

This is a demand letter for actions that must legally be taken by you,
Solo's Real Name. A copy of this letter will be emailed to your last
known email address, triaxius@gmail.com ; another copy will be sent to
your last known address in Florida.

First, you are requested to cease aiding, abetting, and tolerating all
illegal or malicious acts perpetrated against Daniel Dargon or his wife,
Melissa Dargon, on the website that you purport to own or manage,
https://www.goonfleet.com. On or about July 6th, 2007 you transferred ownership
of https://www.goonfleet.com away from Daniel Dargon from the domain provider
GoDaddy located at https://www.godaddy.com. You are also the server
administrator, for the website https://www.goonfleet.com who goes by the alias
“Solo Drakban” and so you are able to directly moderate the materials
posted by other users to the https://www.goonfleet.com forums. If users post
images, videos, or other materials designed to cause the intentional
infliction of emotional distress, to commit fraud or larceny upon
another person, or to commit any other tort or illegal act, you are
directly responsible for moderating those users as a matter of civil
accord.

Recently a user has purported to post nude or private pictures of Daniel
and Melissa Dargon for the sole purpose of humiliating and/or
threatening them. You have an obligation to remove those pictures and
the accompanying posts, or be named as a party in a civil suit against
the offenders and the owners or managers of the website. You further
have an obligation to disallow other torts or illegal acts from being
brought to https://www.goonfleet.com or its forums, or be named as a party in
future civil suits encompassing those acts. The posting of obscene or
harassing materials, threats made to the life or limb of Melissa or
Daniel Dargon, or threats made to the property or finances of Melissa or
Daniel Dargon are included in the set of potential torts.

Second, you are requested to proffer the identity of the
https://www.goonfleet.com user(s) who obtained the aforementioned nude or
private pictures of Daniel and Melissa Dargon. That identity shall
include (if known) the IP addresses, real names, real home or business
addresses, and any other identifying information that will assist Daniel
and Melissa Dargon and their future lawyers in ascertaining the identity
of the tortfeasors.

Third, you are requested to surrender https://www.goonfleet.com back to Daniel
Dargon as the proper owner of the domain. On or about July 6th, 2007 you
may have committed the crimes of theft by unauthorized taking, larceny,
and fraud by changing the registration information of https://www.goonfleet.com
with GoDaddy, the domain provider, without notifying the owner and
original registrar of that domain, Daniel Dargon. You subsequently
transferred ownership of https://www.goonfleet.com away from Daniel Dargon by
logging into his GoDaddy account and purporting to be owner of the
website. Consider this letter as notice of Daniel Dargon’s intent to sue
you for ownership of the domain in New Hampshire State Court if you do
not transfer ownership back to him immediately. The suit will be filed
in Concord District Court and it will be your duty to defend the suit in
Concord District Court or face a default judgment. Failure to act on the
default judgment will place you in contempt of court and subject you to
fines and/or potential jail time and/or extradition from your home state
of Florida.

If you do not respond in writing to this letter within 15 days of its
receipt, the suit will be filed in Concord District Court naming you as
a party and the other offenders as John/Jane Does until you proffer
their identities as stated above. You are on notice that as of the
suit’s filing, Daniel and Melissa Dargon will seek costs and
attorney’s fees as a part of the aforementioned suit. You all also on
notice that you will be subpoenaed as a witness in any civil suit
arising out of a failure to take action on the above demands. Note that
failure to hebench or capias warrant being issued by the Concord District Court or
Merrimack County Superior Court for your arrest. The cost of your
extradition from Florida to New Hampshire will likely be assigned to you
by the court that renders judgment in the matter.

Please meet the above demands so that we can put this matter behind us.
Time is of the essence.

Sincerely,

Daniel Dargon August 17th, 2007

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
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According to the archived megathread #12 (god rest its soul) the name of the cool dan dargon recording is weddingstory.mp3

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