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PleasureKevin posted:a large demon haunts the bathroom. flush next time
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he said australia, so odds are it has eight legs, is at least the size of a wall clock and will attempt to bite your dick off if you're on the can
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SO DEMANDING posted:flush next time He said Australia so if you flush I think it goes backwards and tries to shoot the poop-water up your butt? 
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SO DEMANDING posted:flush next time observe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOFK0dHpXA
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how can you use windows in real life - the shortcuts are hosed up: you cant copy/paste to/from terminal because the wrong idiot decided to use the ctrl-key for copy/past even though it was already in use! good loving god! was that just spite? bill gates just saw "hmm yes, all the multicses and unixes and pdp/1s and such, they use ctrl-c for cancel/stop control. thats alright, ill use that for dos. now windows, idgaf so im going to copy the copy/paste commands from elsewhere but still use ctrl so it all clashes! that loving rules! YEAH I LOVE NOT COPYING ANYTHING EVER
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Dec 8, 2018 04:14
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The only really bad part is the inconsistent shortcuts between office programs. Ctrl+f being forwarding in Outlook is the worst. Iirc this was because that was how it was in whatever Bill Gates had been using and he made them change it to that even though they wanted it to be find to be consistent with other programs.
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Dec 8, 2018 04:17
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ya that too everything is inconsistent i just freaked outa bout one thing
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Dec 8, 2018 04:43
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my life is in imminent danger and all you can talk about is a dead, g@¥ operating system!!
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Dec 8, 2018 04:46
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Krankenstyle posted:how can you use windows in real life no that works now, ctrl+c/v work in cmd.exe and powershell since windows 10
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Dec 8, 2018 05:11
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infernal machines posted:no that works now, ctrl+c/v work in cmd.exe and powershell since windows 10 not in the version my job uses, which is definitely 8+ because of the stupid start menu
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Dec 8, 2018 05:31
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infernal machines posted:he said australia, so odds are it has eight legs, is at least the size of a wall clock two clocks
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Dec 8, 2018 05:41
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PleasureKevin posted:my life is in imminent danger and all you can talk about is a dead, g@¥ operating system!! take it to kangaroo court
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Krankenstyle posted:not in the version my job uses, which is definitely 8+ because of the stupid start menu
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syscall girl posted:take it to kangaroo court they’ll lock me up for social justice violation because i used a thinly veiled homophobic pejorative
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Dec 8, 2018 07:27
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mystes posted:It was added in an update a year or two ago I think so if you're on some ancient ltsb build you might not have it. alright thx ill keep an eye out 
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Dec 8, 2018 07:43
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oh oh i did get a reboot-update when i tried to log in november ish? wait, theyre always reboots arent they
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Dec 8, 2018 07:44
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check the command line properties, if it's not there you're boned  (if it's disabled, you need to uncheck legacy console)
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Dec 8, 2018 17:15
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PleasureKevin posted:they’ll lock me up for social justice violation because i used a thinly veiled homophobic pejorative [f]
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Dec 8, 2018 19:35
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This is Microsoft: This saga started in 2016        
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Dec 10, 2018 07:32
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orange sky posted:This is Microsoft: TL;DR
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Dec 10, 2018 09:53
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poo poo, teams only got the ability to let you leave a group chat late this year, baby steps
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Dec 10, 2018 10:19
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When they posted "this feature depends on us working with a different team" you could hear the death screams of thousands of children
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Dec 10, 2018 10:22
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most of the backend problems in teams wrt things like groups are problems w/ office 365 in general. teams in teams are tied to office 365 groups which come with a bunch of other cruft like sharepoint tied to them so if you want to make changes to a teams group those changes also have to be supported by sharepoint and whatever else is tied to the group. muti-tenancy in office 365 also sucks because its based entirely on guest users which is a huge hack. they could have solved this client side by allowing multiple teams accounts to be logged in at once, but the teams client is a huge pile of poo poo because javascript and has a billion other problems they need to solve before something like multiple accounts comes off the backlog.
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Dec 10, 2018 15:45
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Maybe instead of needlessly intertwining every goddamn poo poo they could have used their much beloved graph API to integrate Teams with the rest Oh wait, their API sucks
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Dec 10, 2018 16:07
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the graph api is what they're using.
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Dec 10, 2018 16:09
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i loved when they briefly would silently switch any distribution group you made in exchange to an office 365 group, because gently caress you like, they don't even do the same things. if i click the button, wiz past office 365 group and hit "distribution group" it's because i do in fact intend to create a loving distribution group you assholes
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Dec 10, 2018 16:12
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Shaggar posted:the graph api is what they're using. Well that's even worse then How is it that you can't create a channel archiving system if you're using an API. Like, how is that possible, you don't need to use the SharePoint system 100%, you can create a repository on the side. Keep everything there, just don't make the channel count toward the 200 channel limit
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Dec 10, 2018 16:15
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against all advice and common sense microsoft is going to make more xbox hardware, even though both nintendo and sony will wreck their poo poo for the 4th consecutive console generation but the stock is going up, time to
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Dec 10, 2018 16:33
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orange sky posted:Well that's even worse then it has nothing to do with APIs and everything to do with how the data is stored and related to other applications and services. like you cant just archive a group because it has an impact on other non-teams functions for that group, so they have to figure out how to archive everything that's attached to the group. but then what if they only want to archive the teams portions of the group and leave the sharepoint/onedrive stuff active? so now you have to provide the ability to selectively archive features of a group. wrt archiving a single channel inside a group idk why that's so hard other than they must be storing it really stupidly. all you really need is a flag that shows or hides it in the client. wrt chats outside of groups that's a whole other thing and its not accessiblevia the API (probably because they don't want people making clients that work). idk how those or stored or how they would be archived since they're ad-hoc. I think in that case you just let the users remove themselves from the chat.
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Dec 10, 2018 16:39
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is it possible Microsoft is happy to maintain a gaming division at a loss in order to seem culturally relevant to consumers?
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El_Elegante posted:is it possible Microsoft is happy to maintain a gaming division at a loss in order to seem culturally relevant to
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Dec 10, 2018 17:02
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actually the new plan is to build the xbox 2 as a shell around a ps4
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Microsoft does what Sega won’t
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infernal machines posted:actually the new plan is to build the xbox 2 as a shell around a ps4 that would be amazing tho "we built an xbox oh and also it plays ps4-5 games"
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Dec 10, 2018 17:25
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El_Elegante posted:is it possible Microsoft is happy to maintain a gaming division at a loss in order to seem culturally relevant to well, that or they are making money. microsoft reports it as part of a larger umbrella ("more personal computing") and it is a very long time since we had the raw numbers, outside of revenue (and that number is pretty good, was up 45% yoy in the last report) hard to tell really, part of what muddies the water is dubious analysts comments getting a lot of play online because console warriors will find personal validation if they perceive a global tech giant to be making/losing money in alignment with their entertainment choices
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El_Elegante posted:is it possible Microsoft is happy to maintain a gaming division at a loss in order to seem culturally relevant to
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the xbox program as a whole has been profitable at occasional points in the past, in each of those quarters they specifically called it out but we're at a point where apple is afraid of revealing unit sales so who knows
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qirex posted:the xbox program as a whole has been profitable at occasional points in the past, in each of those quarters they specifically called it out but we're at a point where apple is afraid of revealing unit sales so who knows they keep using the word 'profitable' now as well though, both satya and whoever the cfo is (with special reference to xbox live subscription attachment iirc) i agree that it seems unlikely that they are getting much of a roi or they'd be a bit clearer on the matter, so there is probably down to a strategic play to a great extent still. either way i do think satya would have cut it day 1 if it was the bottomless pit of burning money the internet sometimes wants to imply
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Dec 10, 2018 18:04
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Hmm my company told us all to get ready for an announcement tomorrow and gave us instructions on what to do when contacted by media, there's a non 0% chance we're getting bought by Microsoft
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orange sky posted:Hmm my company told us all to get ready for an announcement tomorrow and gave us instructions on what to do when contacted by media, there's a non 0% chance we're getting bought by Microsoft goondolences. is your cv up-to-date?
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