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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

Please don't try and find plot holes in long, long man. Just let it wash over you and enjoy it.

there are no plot holes. it is a tightly written, fast paced work of heartstopping genius

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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Relentless posted:

He showed up at the apartment with the gummies for him, but gave them to her as a cover story. And she was eating them in bed.

Also, this is the best derail.

Absolutely the best derail. We are now obligated to ensure it is also a looooooooonnnnnnnnngg derail.

e: Not letting this disappear on new page.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
The loving tuxedo jacket train :lol:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Schadenboner posted:

So how did she end up with the long gummi in her bed?

the long long gummy was for the boyfriend the entire time :aaa:

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



Schadenboner posted:

So how did she end up with the long gummi in her bed?

Relentless posted:

He showed up at the apartment with the gummies for him, but gave them to her as a cover story. And she was eating them in bed.

Also, this is the best derail.

Cthulu Carl posted:

No, Tooru hired Long Distance Messenger LONG LONG MAN to deliver the box of mango gummies to Chi-chan

Tooru did hire him, but I think was unaware it was LONG LONG MAN. Because he's LONG LONG MAN, when he showed up, he had the one sticking out of his pocket he gave to Chi-chan because she asked about it, and she was then eating it in bed.

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast

Sigourney Cheevos posted:

Tooru did hire him, but I think was unaware it was LONG LONG MAN. Because he's LONG LONG MAN, when he showed up, he had the one sticking out of his pocket he gave to Chi-chan because she asked about it, and she was then eating it in bed.

C'mon man, there's a scene of them eating towards each other in bed; it's how he insured she would throw the wedding. Genius!

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


Blitter posted:

C'mon man, there's a scene of them eating towards each other in bed; it's how he insured she would throw the wedding. Genius!

That was an anger dream! It clearly had fuzzy edges!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Relentless posted:

That was an anger dream! It clearly had fuzzy edges!

:yeah:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Blitter posted:

C'mon man, there's a scene of them eating towards each other in bed; it's how he insured she would throw the wedding. Genius!

I'm willing to accept any "But him and Chi-chan looked like they were hookin' up" as all part of his plan to try and split them up.

A Looooong loooong cooooooooon (~Long~), if you will

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Cthulu Carl posted:

I'm willing to accept any "But him and Chi-chan looked like they were hookin' up" as all part of his plan to try and split them up.

A Looooong loooong cooooooooon (~Long~), if you will

Please do not question the moral fortitude of long long man, he is a being of pure love

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dave Grool posted:

Please do not question the moral fortitude of long long man, he is a being of pure love

But he is also big on respect and that lady did NOT respect those gummies and was only after Long Long Man strictly because of the length. Tooru loved and respected those gummies tried SO HARD to get her to see them like he does.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

OSHA: The ~looong~ safety violation paperwork was for him all a~looong~?!

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



3 Points of contact at all times, this is good OSHA.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Needed a longer ladder...









... looooooong.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

SardonicTyrant posted:

I thought it was going to grab one of the other vehicles like a big cat grabbing a kitten with its mouth.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Phonetically, in Russian 'colleague' and 'cripple' differ only by one voiced/voiceless consonant.

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009


Didnt expect to see this here. It was fun going to Japan and seeing this company logo for the first time. Mainly because there is a moving company in Finland that used to have a black cat logo with a kitten.

Thats my moving company story, namaste.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

SelenicMartian posted:

Phonetically, in Russian 'colleague' and 'cripple' differ only by one voiced/voiceless consonant.

Sort of like the difference between "clip held" and "crippled"?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's lasist.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aD1zwNO_460svvp9.webm

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sagebrush posted:

The Harrison Ford submarine movie K-19 is not a very good movie overall, but it has the most accurate portrayal of welding and cutting I've seen in a film. When they have to go in and fix the reactor, the engineers first drag in an oxyacetylene rig and a cutting torch to remove the broken pipe, then actually swap that rig out for a stick machine to do the weld, and even scratch-start it properly! It's amazing that they bothered to get it right.

I used to own a set of reels of the cinema release of K-19. Obviously I have no way of playing them, so I turfed them for cheap on ebay. Kinda wish I kept them considering that sort of product isn't easy to get.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Humphreys posted:

I used to own a set of reels of the cinema release of K-19. Obviously I have no way of playing them, so I turfed them for cheap on ebay. Kinda wish I kept them considering that sort of product isn't easy to get.

Were you a projectionist in a former life or...?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WKgNyvsNDM

This reminds me of all the debate over shoes coming off.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://i.imgur.com/zRDBX93.mp4

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Works way better than even a bidet, I bet.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
There's a ton of videos on YouTube showing people restoring old tools and machines, and while it's fascinating to see lumps of rust and gunk brought back to working condition, some of these guys seem to be a bit... cavalier about safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWf-IGwtt0&t=1495s

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



No shoes. drat shame watching someone die so young.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Nth Doctor posted:

No shoes. drat shame watching someone die so young.

He's fine. It's the process of losing your shoes that’s fatal.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
For sale, no shoes = dead joke, never got old

Zopotantor posted:

There's a ton of videos on YouTube showing people restoring old tools and machines, and while it's fascinating to see lumps of rust and gunk brought back to working condition, some of these guys seem to be a bit... cavalier about safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FWf-IGwtt0&t=1495s

What's the reason for making a chainsaw in this shape?

Edit: some googling gave me this:

quote:

From a safety standpoint, a couple of things make the bow less dangerous than it looks. Of course, the spur is the main thing, as it makes kickback virtually impossible. Another major point is fatigue. It is much less tiring, and easier on the back than a bar. A minor point is that the natural tendency is to hold the saw to the side, rather than having the chain lined up with the middle of your forehead. I have to consciously avoid that when using a bar, but it would be downright awkward to hold a bowsaw straight in front of your body. When bucking with a bar, you are always bending over, and tend to put your head directly above the saw.

From a maintenance standpoint, the clutch and sprocket on a bowsaw never gets clogged with sawdust, since all the chips exit down there by the spur. Cleaning the saw is much easier and quicker.

GotLag fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Dec 8, 2018

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

GotLag posted:

What's the reason for making a chainsaw in this shape?

Edit: some googling gave me this:

Lots more info, some OSHA worthy images.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Zopotantor posted:

He's fine. It's the process of losing your shoes that’s fatal.

Lost my shoes down a river 20 years ago, helpfully removed from my body by the wash current under a waterfall in a set of rapids. Zombie life is good.

OSHA tip: when white water rafting, ensure that the grab handles on the rafts have not all ripped off. After several failed attempts at grabbing the slippery craft directly I did grab one of the extremely few functional handles about half a second before my head went under. RIP shoes though.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/s2qWKTS.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxAkNvnxhI

god dammit i cant direct embed the vid

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Dec 8, 2018

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



https://i.imgur.com/s2qWKTS.mp4

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Steel toe capped running shoes I hope.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

I am going to injure myself laughing at this

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Hahahahaha. Out of all the ways a dump truck can fail, that particular one never occurred to me.

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

There's no way this truck wasn't being driven by Buster Keaton

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